Who's Line Is It Anyway? * Love Hina Edition*
Disclaimer: I do not own "Who's Line" or Love Hina or DragonBallZ or The
Hokey Pokey or Satan or a squirrel or South Park or South Park's Cartman or
Ms. Cleo (thank god) or basically anything else in this fic except for the
fic and myself: Mr.Zu. So now nobody can sue me!!!!! MWEEEEE HEEEE
HEEEE!!!!!!!!! .. Uh.. On with the fic...yea.
Stuff to know
{actions} *background noise* (A/N: I will use this very rarely) Name: speech
{Camera pans over audience, then focuses on the host and guests} Mr.Zu: Gooooood evening, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway: Love Hina Edition! Tonight's guests are: "How the hell is it always an accident?!?!" Naru Narusegawa!, " Thank you Lord for the bounty I'm about to receive!" Keitaro Urashima!, " Look how big my watermelons are!" Mutsumi Otohime!, "Every mad scientist has her day!" Kaola Su! And I'm your host: Mr. Zu. C'mon lets make'm wish they never came to the show. {Mr.Zu sits down at desk while the guests and audience applaud} Hello every one, welcome to Who's Line. The show were everythings made up and the points don't matter, just like a cameo by Shirai and Hitani. {Camera cuts to audience were Shirai and Hitani look sad and leave}
Kei: Hey you guys, don't leave! We haven't even started yet.
Mr.Zu: Forget it man. You probably don't even remember them anyway. Now if you haven't seen or read Who's Line before, this is what happens: I have these cards here that have games on them, I pick the card, tell them what to do, they do it, I award based on their performance, and the losers get to do something with me later.
Naru: You are so mean.
Mr.Zu: Yeah? Well guess what? Tonight's first game is Weird News Castors! This is for all four of you with the help of Kitsune Konno and Haruka Urashima doing the music. {Kitsune pulls up a guitar and starts playing the theme to DragonBallZ. Vegeta gets up and starts shouting about how nobody should mess with a saiyajin prince's show, and how he will kill every one in the room. Then he started shouting obsinities laced with bible verses, and the Pope got up and started shouting bible verses laced with obsinaties at Vegeta, until someone shot Vegeta with a cork gun, instantly killing him somehow}
Kit: Didn't know I could do that did ya? Well I didn't know either.
Mr.Zu: Thank you mysterious man (or kid) with the cork gun. I'm still stumped on how you did it though. So, moving on. Keitaro, you are the anchor of a T.V. station. And Mutsumi is your co-anchor and her character is Kanako on weed. {Keitaro makes a gagging noise and falls off his stool. Mutsumi looks confused, and everyone else looks horrified}
Kei: What are you trying to do?
Naru: Wasn't expecting that...
Mut: This'll be fun, huh Kei-Kun? ^_^U
Mr.Zu: That's not the half of it. Naru, you are the sports castor, you're an assassin who has just seen her hit in the audience.
Naru: Yes! Score one for me.
Mr.Zu: And finally, Su, you are the weather person and you have multiple personalities. Including: Satan, a squirrel, Ms. Cleo, and Cartman from South Park.
Naru: You're trying to kill us aren't you?
Kei: {still on the floor} I'm boned!
Mr.Zu: I said before the show, you were gonna regret comin' here. Now when you here the music you may begin. Take it away whenever you're ready Kitsune. {Kitsune and Haruka start playing the newsroom music.}
Kei: {now back on the stool} Hello. I. M. Boned here, and we interrupt the ABC Family special: " Tamagi: A Tale Of Two Tamas" for these breaking news stories. First up, the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about, but more on that later. Now we go to my co-anchor Anita Sumweeda, who has somehow discovered the meaning of life, Anita?
Mut: (Kanako on weed) {talking to camera person} Just hold up this sign real quick, ok? Alright! {cameraman holds up the sign Mutsumi gave him, which has multiple Tama- chans holding joints and the words "BONG HIT!!!!!!" scralled across it.} *sssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!
Kei: Um. Anita?
Mut: Huh?
Kei: You're on -_-U
Mut: {really high} Oh. Hello! Ladies and Gentle-.um... I forgot. Oh yeah! This is probably the most interesting news you'll ever. wait. I know this. oh yea! The secret of life is not really the secret of life. It's the secret to making good brownies! Now whoever wants to join me can, we must do Turtle Mantraz while we wait for it to come to us. {Sits Indian Style on her stool and starts humming} Myuh, Myoh, Myah, Myoh, Myuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Kei: Why don't we go to sports while we wait for her to finish? So here's Sports with Gunna Killsumor. Gunna?
And this is were the chapter ends. I will have the next one up soon. So please be patient. Thank you for your support.
~The Infamous ZuZu
Stuff to know
{actions} *background noise* (A/N: I will use this very rarely) Name: speech
{Camera pans over audience, then focuses on the host and guests} Mr.Zu: Gooooood evening, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway: Love Hina Edition! Tonight's guests are: "How the hell is it always an accident?!?!" Naru Narusegawa!, " Thank you Lord for the bounty I'm about to receive!" Keitaro Urashima!, " Look how big my watermelons are!" Mutsumi Otohime!, "Every mad scientist has her day!" Kaola Su! And I'm your host: Mr. Zu. C'mon lets make'm wish they never came to the show. {Mr.Zu sits down at desk while the guests and audience applaud} Hello every one, welcome to Who's Line. The show were everythings made up and the points don't matter, just like a cameo by Shirai and Hitani. {Camera cuts to audience were Shirai and Hitani look sad and leave}
Kei: Hey you guys, don't leave! We haven't even started yet.
Mr.Zu: Forget it man. You probably don't even remember them anyway. Now if you haven't seen or read Who's Line before, this is what happens: I have these cards here that have games on them, I pick the card, tell them what to do, they do it, I award based on their performance, and the losers get to do something with me later.
Naru: You are so mean.
Mr.Zu: Yeah? Well guess what? Tonight's first game is Weird News Castors! This is for all four of you with the help of Kitsune Konno and Haruka Urashima doing the music. {Kitsune pulls up a guitar and starts playing the theme to DragonBallZ. Vegeta gets up and starts shouting about how nobody should mess with a saiyajin prince's show, and how he will kill every one in the room. Then he started shouting obsinities laced with bible verses, and the Pope got up and started shouting bible verses laced with obsinaties at Vegeta, until someone shot Vegeta with a cork gun, instantly killing him somehow}
Kit: Didn't know I could do that did ya? Well I didn't know either.
Mr.Zu: Thank you mysterious man (or kid) with the cork gun. I'm still stumped on how you did it though. So, moving on. Keitaro, you are the anchor of a T.V. station. And Mutsumi is your co-anchor and her character is Kanako on weed. {Keitaro makes a gagging noise and falls off his stool. Mutsumi looks confused, and everyone else looks horrified}
Kei: What are you trying to do?
Naru: Wasn't expecting that...
Mut: This'll be fun, huh Kei-Kun? ^_^U
Mr.Zu: That's not the half of it. Naru, you are the sports castor, you're an assassin who has just seen her hit in the audience.
Naru: Yes! Score one for me.
Mr.Zu: And finally, Su, you are the weather person and you have multiple personalities. Including: Satan, a squirrel, Ms. Cleo, and Cartman from South Park.
Naru: You're trying to kill us aren't you?
Kei: {still on the floor} I'm boned!
Mr.Zu: I said before the show, you were gonna regret comin' here. Now when you here the music you may begin. Take it away whenever you're ready Kitsune. {Kitsune and Haruka start playing the newsroom music.}
Kei: {now back on the stool} Hello. I. M. Boned here, and we interrupt the ABC Family special: " Tamagi: A Tale Of Two Tamas" for these breaking news stories. First up, the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about, but more on that later. Now we go to my co-anchor Anita Sumweeda, who has somehow discovered the meaning of life, Anita?
Mut: (Kanako on weed) {talking to camera person} Just hold up this sign real quick, ok? Alright! {cameraman holds up the sign Mutsumi gave him, which has multiple Tama- chans holding joints and the words "BONG HIT!!!!!!" scralled across it.} *sssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!
Kei: Um. Anita?
Mut: Huh?
Kei: You're on -_-U
Mut: {really high} Oh. Hello! Ladies and Gentle-.um... I forgot. Oh yeah! This is probably the most interesting news you'll ever. wait. I know this. oh yea! The secret of life is not really the secret of life. It's the secret to making good brownies! Now whoever wants to join me can, we must do Turtle Mantraz while we wait for it to come to us. {Sits Indian Style on her stool and starts humming} Myuh, Myoh, Myah, Myoh, Myuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Kei: Why don't we go to sports while we wait for her to finish? So here's Sports with Gunna Killsumor. Gunna?
And this is were the chapter ends. I will have the next one up soon. So please be patient. Thank you for your support.
~The Infamous ZuZu