A.N. Hello my pretties, yes I am STILL working on 'My Hero' but I'm currently dealing with a writers block...so ya...hehehe...anyways here is some random fic that I felt like typing...lol enjoy!

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto...or Kakashi for the matter.

It was a random day in Konoha village, people were randomly hitting each other with fish. Then Kakashi Hatake randomly ran around with his butt on fire. Sitting he put out the fire and randomly said,

"I like flowers." and skipped away happily to pick a bouquet. On the way he randomly skipped into Sakura, who was hanging randomly upside-down on a rope.

"Ow..." they both muttered.

"WEEEEEEE!!!! I'M SWINGING!!!!!!!!!" Sakura squeeled as she swung to and fro.

"I like flowers, will you come pick them with me?" Kakashi randomly asked.

"I like gum...SURE!" Yelled Sakura in agreement as she tied to cut herself down with a marshmellow kunai knife.

"Mmmmm...marshmellows..." Kakashi randomly said as he cut her down with a real kunai knife.

"OW! Bananas taste good!" Sakura randomly said when she fell on her head. On the two skipped, happy to be free of fangirls(or in Sakura's case, fanguys) and to be able to pick flowers. They had almot reached their destination when they saw Zabuza and Haku playing with Barbies together.

"Boobs away!!!!" screamed Zabuza as he undid Barbies halter-top.

"Boobies look like warts..." commented Haku randomly, staring at them, Zabuza blinked and stared at them.

"They do not! See?" Sakura yelled, flashing Zabuza, Haku and Kakashi. All three nodded in agreement. Suddenly Sasuke randomly walked by. Stopping dead he stared at Sakura's boobies, then randomly yelled:

"MY BOOBIES! I Like momos(aka peaches)" and grabbed them. Sakura, randomly delighted with this groping decided to randomly rape Sasuke. Random, magical fingers carried them away before the scene could get anymore graphic. Suddenly Sierra and Cinn randomly appeared.

"I like cheese, can I play Barbies with you?" Cinn randomly asked. Zabuza and haku agreed. Kakashi asked if Sierra wanted to skip around and pick flower with him. She randomly agreed and they picked their flowers together...out of the Hokages garden of course!

Short and sweet...not to mention funny, lol tell me what you thought pretty please??? If you want I'm thinking about typing up another for KH...that is only if you want me to though... if you wantme to do one on any other Manga/Movie/Book/anything, please lemme know. You may have to give me the names of the people you want in it...though they will be entirly out of character...KK? TTFN! Sierra of keymasters