Title: Classifying Chaos

Rating: PG-13

Warnings/Tags: Crack, First Person, Dysphoria, Introspection, Moral Ambiguity, Mental Issues, Health Issues, Supernatural Elements, Background Seriousness, Possible Crossover, references, weird tenses, Bill Cipher

Pairings/Relationships: N/A

Summary: Being swoooped and waking up as an Uchiha are not events that should be classed as mutual. If anything they're mutually exclusive but toss in demon triangles, a giant fox, falling rocks and jutsu, and things get weird. One thing is for certain; they're going to do their best to throw the plot out the window.

Disclaimer: I only own my characters. Bill Cipher is from Gravity Falls and the rest are from Naruto.

Notes: So the aim of this is primarily humor based and it's going to hopefully be a crack fic. Yeah it'll have it's serious moments and darkness. It won't just be my character completely screwing over the plot and potentially the world.

Also, there might possibly be some crossover elements later on in the future. Aside from the whole introduction part here, and Bill's general hanging around.

You know, typically when people start these things off they talk about how horrifying it was to realize that they were in a fictional universe. I'm not going to start with that, instead I'm going to start with how bewildering it was for me. One moment I was running down the footpath with one of the devilish magpies swooping right at me the next I had tripped and fallen right through the footpath.

Yeah. I wasn't sure how to react to that either.

Anyway after falling for a while I landed on something squishy and bounced for a bit before landing on my feet once more in the middle of a glowing symbol that was just kind of there. The rest of my surroundings were pitch darkness, apart from this glowing golden symbol. I was right in the middle of it, and I could feel myself changing.

Gone were my breasts, my height and my many sores and scars.

I honestly didn't really react beyond a small scowl because does it really matter that much that I was turned into a boy. And then my clothing rippled and changed, no longer the t-shirt and shorts that I'd been wearing before, no longer my new sneakers. Instead, there were now goggles atop my head, perched in messy black hair. An orange lined blue jacket, and blue pants along with wrappings to my ankles with blue open toed shoes on my feet.

The outfit was familiar and it bugged me for a good couple of seconds before the realization more or less smacked me across the face. As did the mirror image standing across from me. I stared at him and he stared back before fading into smoke and bursting. Which left me with a major headache as all his memories were assimilated into my own. The glowing symbol beneath my feet finally faded away and the rest of the world around me faded into view.

A ring of grass, with a forest surrounding it. Stretching out into infinity, an eternal forest. There's a winding river to my left and for whatever reason a couple of other things that are just there. A staircase, a door in the side of a tree and a swingset.

I walked over to the river though. I wanted to confirm my rising suspicion. All I needed was a glance. A glance and my suspicion was confirmed. A round childish face, pale skin, black eyes and a very familiar symbol on the hitai-ate that hid behind orange goggles.

Uchiha Obito

I'm Uchiha Obito.

"Pretty cool right?" I felt everything just kind of stop at that voice. I took a deep breath and then slowly turned to face the one who had spoken. A familiar golden yellow coloured triangle, single eye, top hat, and bow tie.

"Cipher..." the name came out as nothing more than a small burst of air and the triangle seemed to smirk at me. I grit my teeth and bared my mouth in a grin that showed all my teeth. An aggressive expression really. "What did you do? And more importantly... How did you even have any domain in my part of the multiverse?" My hands fisted at my side and I struggled to maintain an illusion of control.

Although I did have to wonder, was this perhaps just a really vivid dream. I might have hit my head on the curb tripping over for all I knew. Which lead to the question that if this were a dream, why Uchiha Obito of all people? Which lead to me looking back and wondering...

Had I ever entertained the idea of being him?

Thinking over that question there's a distinct sensation of Yes, Definitely, Absolutely coming from me. Which yeah, not entirely on the side of sanity there. But really I was definitely one of those weirder fans anyway. I mean one of the weirder fans, at least I never wanted to keep any of the characters in my closet or anything.

"Anyway, so we have a deal?"

I blinked at the hand that was suddenly in my face. At the abrupt motion from Bill. I had honestly tuned him out. I had honestly just zoned out to contemplate my emotions on being Obito. So now, I had no idea what the hell was going on.

But it did give me the moment for an absolutely perfect reference.

"I think I got it... But just in case tell me the whole thing again I wasn't listening." Bill looked about as impressed with that as anyone else who I'd used that with had. I was feeling pretty good about it with a huge grin while the triangle glared and then shook their head. His head? Do demons like Bill even have genders?

Something to think about I would have guessed. I frowned and muttered a bit to myself at the thought though. Gender, Gender Identity and the problem with assuming things based on Name are spoken under my breath.

I shook my head again and decide to once more ignore Bill. More importantly, I think that I needed to wake up. So I turned away and gave a jaunty little wave to Bill.

"See you never!"

And then I bounded away and between the trees. I followed the river mainly, because it was something that I actually could follow. The trees all looked mostly the same, and they felt powerful, important when I looked at them. Yet there was also a darker more ominous seeming group of them, it felt wrong, yucky and I stopped at the entrance to it. Unable to proceed any further without feeling a sense of hopelessness, of fear and sadness.

I heard a shout from behind me and jumped a bit. Spinning around it was Bill again and I stuck out my tongue at him before running again. Finding a lake or pond I skidded to a stop and finally decided to look up. It looked like the night sky. Thousands of glimmering pin pricks of light in a midnight background. It's breath taking and I find that I sit down and cross my legs beneath me to just watch.

"Have Fun!"

And then there's a push and I yelped as I hit the water.

"NO!" I screamed arms flailing a bit as I jolted. "You will never get my body! Go find someone else to be your puppet!" I snarled a sort of energy swirling around me as I clenched my hands into fists. I'll be perfectly honest, it took me a good five seconds more to realize that I was no longer in the forest, and to notice the sunlight streaming down.

I blinked when I noticed that and looked around a bit disorientated. It still wasn't home. It wasn't the footpath where I had been running away from magpies. It was a tent, with the flap open streaming in sunlight and I wasn't alone. I blinked again before turning just slightly to stare at the other boy. At his own familiar features and expression. I kind of wanted to scream as well because...

Bored eyes, a mask covering the lower half of their face... Messy silver hair... Hatake Kakashi.

A single eye twitched and I grasped at the blankets in my hands as my expression probably pulled at my face. How was I supposed to deal with this? How was I supposed to deal with the fact that I definitely was not in the world that I recognized. I laughed. Insane and loud, there was nothing to laugh about but that's what I done.

I laughed until the flap was yanked back and two more worried faces peered in. Blond hair, blue eyes, Namikaze Minato. Brown hair, brown eyes and familiar purple rectangle markings, Nohara Rin. I closed my eyes and bowed my head continuing to laugh until I was out of breath and then I was left feeling dizzy.

This was not good. Not good at all.

I swayed a bit, suddenly really glad that I was only sitting up. Not standing.

"I think... I think that I really hate triangles..." I muttered and with that non-sequitur said everything rapidly blurred into darkness. I heard everyone call out around me worried.

"OBITO!"