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Traitors Ball
Chapter One
Invitations
"What the!" A stream of profanities reverberated through the Hellsing manor loudly enough to wake the dead, which consequently it did.
"Uugh, what's going on?" Alucard groaned materializing through the floor.
"Integra received a letter from the queen requesting her presence at the Solstice Ball." Walter replied.
"Oooh, this should be great!"
"Now, Alucard remember what happened last time you annoyed her, it wouldn't do you any good to have your medical blood laced with powdered silver twice in one month."
"Don't worry yourself Shinigami, I'm only going to loosen her up a bit."
By now Integra was a deep shade of scarlet; nearly hyperventilating she clutched the edges of her desk as she glared down at the offending piece of paper. "As…if...I… have nothing…better to do…..then ward off…a bunch…of overprivliged….little boys….dressed up like grown….men….simply…. "
"Actually," Alucard said grinning as he perched on the corner of the desk "considering that you don't have anything better to do, I think that there are a lot off young men who'd find you verrrrrrrrry attractive in something less then a suit."
Integra threw him a look that would make any living man run screaming for his life, Alucard merely blinked
"Reeeally, you'd be surprised how many men your age would find you simply seductive."
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU BLOODY PERVERT!" Integra shrieked before collapsing back into her chair and reaching for a cigar. She sat there glaring at a random corner, listening to the vampire's laughter as it echoed through the hallways before vanishing all together.
I know this chapters short, I ran out of idea's. The next chapter will be longer I promise.