This was written because when I have psychotic amounts of cleaning to do, I start singing weird little songs to myself. And so this was spawned. It is my third fic and the second thing to be written on my pretty new laptop (poor laptop…so far it's had a Sai story and this song written on it. It must be mentally scarred by now). So…on to the disclaimer! Oh, and I know in some parts this doesn't rhyme. I tried, damn it.
Disclaimer: I don't own, am not attempting to own, or ever will own Naruto. Got that?
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The Little Ninjas Song
Three little clones, all dressed in orange
Trying to become Hokage all on their own.
Well the clones went POOF and down they fell
Instead of becoming Hokage they went to
Five little ninjas, not wearing a lei
Trying to go after a certain Sas-gay.
Well the Sound five showed and down they fell
Instead of getting Sasuke they went to
Ten little Akatsuki all dressed in cloaks
Trying to take over the world with bijuu and smokes.
Well they kept dying and down they fell
Instead of world takeover they went to
Four little losers on one team Hebi
Trying to…um…I don't know.
Well whatever they did got screwed and down they fell
Instead of doing whatever they went to
Now you should panic.
Now you should fret.
Or maybe you could read some Neji het!
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The saddest part about this-it's based off of a goddamned Girl Scout song.
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