2BA MASTER Chat

by kopycat101

Ash makes a group chat for his friends, adding those from across his adventures new and old. Things, naturally, get a little bit chaotic... (Or, another chat fic to add to the pile, but this time it includes characters from across the original Pokémon anime to the current Sun and Moon anime. So essentially Lots and Lots of characters. Multi ships.)

1. The Creation of a Cursed Chat

AN: I started posting this fic on AO3, but when attempting to put it here just...fucked a lot with my formatting. So I hadn't bothered to try and bring it over here until now.

For some reason I decided to start a chat fic for this fandom. But I kept wanting to add characters that I wanted to see in it, and didn't think it was fair if I only had characters from one or two seasons of the anime. I've watched at least some of every season of the anime since it's started back in the 90's, so I feel like I know most of them well enough.

I added and added characters, and soon enough I created a list of like 40 characters I wanted to see in this thing, and I churned out this...behemoth...of a first chapter.

Someone help me.

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Chapter 1: The Creation of a Cursed Chat

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Ash Ketchum added Brock Takeshi, Misty of the Waterflower, May Maple, Dawn Berlitz, Iris of Opelucid, Serena Romilly, and 35 others to the chat!

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Ash Ketchum changed the chat name to 2BA MASTER Chat.

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Ash Ketchum has banned Mom from 2BA MASTER Chat.

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Ash Ketchum has banned Professor Oak from 2BA MASTER Chat.

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Ash Ketchum has changed their name to Pikachoose you.

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Misty of the Waterflower: ash its literaly 4 am what t eh FUCK

Pikachoose you: where u live maybe :p

Mallow Ma'o: ! A GROUPT CHAT!

Kiawe Kaki: Why

Brock Takeshi: ash its too late. or early i guess.

Sophocles Māmane: owo whats this?

Lillie of Aether: What is this?

Tracey Sketchit: I haven't even brewed coffee yet, Ash.

Dawn Berlitz: new chat who dis?

Gary Oak: This is Cursed, I can already feel it in my bones.

Gary Oak: GDI Ash.

May Maple: ?/ w

Lana de la Pacifica: I don't recognize all the names here.

May Maple: wht its 5

Lana de la Pacifica: Ash, how many friends do you even have?

Pikachoose you: I dunno a lot? Lmao

Brock Takeshi: ash is every1s friend

Pikachoose you: Yeah! :)

Brock Takeshi: sadly.

Pikachoose you: rude :/

Dawn Berlitz: "and 35 others to the chat" ash what the f UCK

Cilan DeKooning: Jinkies, Scoob.

Clemont Citron: **Pikachoose you YOU FOOL

Pikachoose you: wtf Clemont?

Gary Oak: Accurate.

Misty of the Waterflower: fking mood

Clemont Citron: **Pikachoose you YOU ADDED BONNIES # TOO

Clemont Citron: TO THE CHAT

Dawn Berlitz: who dat

Clemont Citron: **Pikachoose you DELETE HER B4 SHE SEES THIS

Clemont Citron: SHES 2 YOUNG FOR THIS

Mallow Ma'o: lmaoooo rip

Lillie of Aether: Oh dear.

Pikachoose you: O H

May Maple: ash plz;;

Dawn Berlitz: w ait how old?

Brock Takeshi: ASH THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Clemont Citron: SHES 6

Dawn Berlitz: o shit

May Maple: oooo

Brock Takeshi: OH NO

Tracey Sketchit: Oh no!

Mallow Ma'o: riperoni

Clemont Citron: **Pikachoose you DELETE DEELTE DELE TE

Misty of the Waterflower: A S H

Gary Oak: Dear Gods, Ash. You fool. You buffoon.

Clemont Citron: N O SHES ON

Bonnie Citron: ?

Sophocles Māmane: :0

Bonnie Citron: hi ash!

Kiawe Kaki: Welp.

May Maple: asdklf

Pikachoose you: uh hi bonnie

Pikachoose you: sorry but

Bonnie Citron: who r they?

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Pikachoose you has banned Bonnie Citron from 2BA MASTER Chat.

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Clemont Citron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

May Maple: h u ogh

Mallow Ma'o: that's rough, buddy.

Dawn Berlitz: mood

Pikachoose you: laksjfdlks

Brock Takeshi: that was The Worst.

Gary Oak: I knew it. This chat is Cursed.

Sophocles Māmane: Hello 911? I think Ive witnessed a murder

Misty of the Waterflower: 4am and already a fuckup

Pikachoose you: L ISTEN

Clemont Citron: IVE JUST LOST 10 YEARS OFF MY LIFESPAN GOOD GODS

Tracey Sketchit: I feel like I've just watched a full Greek tragedy play out before my eyes.

Lillie of Aether: Honestly.

Kiawe Kaki: Accurate.

Cilan DeKooning: That was so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

Mallow Ma'o: lmao nice

Dawn Berlitz: ayyy

May Maple: m ood

Clemont Citron: **Pikachoose you NOW IVE GOT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO BONNIE

Serena Romilly: I feel like I should b more surprised at what just happened here b ut im not.

Pikachoose you: I'm sorry!

Cilan DeKooning: lol yeah

Lillie of Aether: Very true.

Clemont Citron: SHES CRYING GTG

Brock Takeshi: OH NO

May Maple: noooo

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Clemont Citron is now offline

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Dawn Berlitz: rip :[

Serena Romilly: BONNIE! D:

Pikachoose you: I M SORRY!

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Iris of Opelucid has changed their name to draGONE.

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draGONE: U DONE GOOFED ASH

Gary Oak: Yep, classic Ash.

Tracey Sketchit: Poor girl!

draGONE: JUST BARELY CHECKD MY PHONE + LOOK WHAT U DID

Mallow Ma'o: press f to pay respects

Dawn Berlitz: f

Mallow Ma'o: f

May Maple: ff

Cilan DeKooning: F!

Tracey Sketchit: f?

Sophocles Māmane: fffff

Pikachoose you: b lz

Brock Takeshi: f

Kiawe Kaki: f

Misty of the Waterflower: its all ashs fault tho

Lillie of Aether: I don't understand, but f?

Serena Romilly: [broken heart emoji] f

Lana de la Pacifica: f

draGONE: Im giving no f's :/

Cilan DeKooning: Iris, cmon.

Gary Oak: Ash doesn't deserve respect, much less mine. Why would I start now?

Sophocles Māmane: OOH

Pikachoose you: G ARY

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: RIP

Brock Takeshi: y IKES

May Maple: o o f

draGONE: **Gary Oak I like you already.

Kiawe Kaki: Damn, that's a sick burn.

Pikachoose you: why am i even surprised anymore

Cilan DeKooning: Iris

Gary Oak: **draGONE Thank you. A lot of people do.

Serena Romilly: Ash, do I have to kill Gary? [gun emoji]

Pikachoose you: I cant believe;;

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

Dawn Berlitz: fiiiiight!

Gary Oak: Bring it.

Mallow Ma'o: ooh [eyes emoji]

Misty of the Waterflower: u can try serena. gods knows we have

Serena Romilly: I'll Do It

Serena Romilly: Don't Test Me [gun emoji]

Gary Oak: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.

Misty of the Waterflower: g ODS

Cilan DeKooning: big mood

Brock Takeshi: W h at?

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: noice

Pikachoose you: w AS THAT A VINE REFERENCE?

May Maple: haha holy shit

Kiawe Kaki: An iconic vine.

Gary Oak: Obviously.

Kiawe Kaki: Incredible.

Serena Romilly: **Gary Oak …you'll live.

Serena Romilly: For now.

Gary Oak: **Serena Romilly Thanks, I guess.

Pikachoose you: I CANT BELIEVE WE'VE COME TO THE DAY THAT GARY OPENLY MEMES

Tracey Sketchit: I can.

Tracey Sketchit: Gary constantly memes when he comes to Oak Labs.

Gary Oak: Lies and Slander.

Misty of the Waterflower: thats so Cursed

Dawn Berlitz: lol

Sophocles Māmane: iconic

Brock Takeshi: I can't believe it.

Brock Takeshi: but then again I can.

Lillie of Aether: **Gary Oak Um, excuse me…This is quite a lot for me to process. That you, The Gary Oak, 'memes' like any other millennial.

Mallow Ma'o: wait Lill, is this Gary guy important?

Pikachoose you: LMAOOOO

Mist of the Waterflower: H A

Brock Takeshi: Hoo boy.

May Maple: i sPIT

Dawn Berlitz: im shooketh

Gary Oak: I

Gary Oak: I'm Professor Oak's grandson.

Pikachoose you: i cant believe weve come 2 the day some1 doesn't know who Gary is

Pikachoose you: im LIVING

Sophocles Māmane: Mallow u can't just ask who Gary Oak is! wth

Tracey Sketchit: I feel like I'm watching a train crash and I just…can't look away.

Lana de la Pacifica: Sounds about right.

Dawn Berlitz: big mood

Kiawe Kaki: Gods save us.

Mallow Ma'o: ok sooooo ur a guy that just rides on ur grandpas fame? lame :/

Lillie of Aether: Mallow! You can't say those type of things!

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks, Scoob.

draGONE: Damn, get a waterfall for that sick burn.

Gary Oak: I'm also a two-time Pokémon League winner and a published, well-respected researcher.

Gary Oak: Thank you very much.

Misty of the Waterflower: damn tht was quick

Brock Takeshi: Pretty fast response time, yeah.

Tracey Sketchit: I'm surprised there wasn't more, honestly.

draGONE: Still professional thru it all. I respect that.

Gary Oak: **draGONE You. You are the only worthwhile person here.

Gary Oak: And the Lillie girl.

Lillie of Aether: I…I am honored!

Pikachoose you: **Lillie of Aether plz dont be

Pikachoose you: Ive known Gary since diapers, u can take my word on it

Dawn Berlitz: pics or it didnt happen

Gary Oak: **Pikachoose you Your opinion doesn't count, Ash. You're not nearly to my level.

Misty of the Waterflower: well I am, and ashs p accurate

Brock Takeshi: Yeah, I actually agree with Ash here.

Tracey Sketchit: Sorry Gary, but I've seen every single one of your baby photos in existence.

Tracey Sketchit: I cannot take you seriously anymore.

Dawn Berlitz: [eyes emoji]

Cilan DeKooning: [eyes emoji]

Mallow Ma'o: [eyes emoji]

Sophocles Māmane: [eyes emoji]

May Maple: [eyes emoji]

Serena Romilly: [eyes emoji]

draGONE: Interesting… [eyes emoji]

Pikachoose you: lol, try living by the guy fr 10 yrs Tracey

Gary Oak: Lies and Slander.

Misty of the Waterflower: ah, the smell of sweet blackmail

Drew LaRousse: hey you FUCKS its FIVE in the FUCKING morning, the absolute ASS CRACK OF DAWN, so why on RAYQUAZAS GREEN EARTH is any1 up right now?

May Maple: lmao hey babe!

May Maple: [heart]

Brock Takeshi: Good question.

Drew LaRousse: May?

Drew LaRousse: why the FUCK r u up rn?

Misty of the Waterflower: big ol mood

May Maple: :(

May Maple: not my fault!

Gary Oak: Blame Ash.

Drew LaRousse: ah

Drew LaRousse: also

Drew LaRousse: [heart] u may

May Maple: !

May Maple: :) [heart] u 2

Sophocles Māmane: wrow

Mallow Ma'o: dawww

Dawn Berlitz: wow whipped

Dawn Berlitz: nice catch may

May Maple: lol thnx dawn

Pikachoose you: wait may

Pikachoose you: since whenve u and drew dated?

Misty of the Waterflower: I M

May Maple:

Drew LaRousse:

Dawn Berlitz: alskLAJSDLS

Brock Takeshi: Ash, seriously?

Cilan DeKooning: Ash, that's just sad.

May Maple: like 3 yrs ago

Serena Romilly: I'm so baffled right now.

May Maple: ash im p sure I told you?

draGONE: ASH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Gary Oak: Alright, that's just ridiculous.

Lana de la Pacifica: Yikes.

Pikachoose you: …listen

Dawn Berlitz: b u st ed

Tracey Sketchit: This is honestly an all-time low.

Mallow Ma'o: lmaoooo

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks

Gary Oak: It really is.

Pikachoose you: L ISTEN!

Gary Oak: And I didn't know Ash could get any lower.

Kiawe Kaki: It's actually impressive.

Drew LaRousse: may… WHY r ur friends like this

May Maple: beats me

Misty of the Waterflower: thats just how it be in this bitch of a world

Pikachoose you: I invited all my friends to a fun group chat, and this is the thanks I get…

Pikachoose you: I feel so betrayed;;

Drew LaRousse: Groudons balls all these ppl r ur friends?

Pikachoose you: Yeah!

Gary Oak: Somehow.

Pikachoose you: :/

Drew LaRousse: theres like 12 of u here

Pikachoose you: ur just jealous gary!

Kiawe Kaki: From what I can tell, there's about 15 to 18 users in this convo.

Lillie of Aether: It is actually closer to 40 people who were added to this chat.

Dawn Berlitz: ye

Drew LaRousse: GOOD GODS

Serena Romilly: Woah.

draGONE: h o ly

draGONE: ? HOW?

Cilan DeKooning: I'd say jeepers, but I already knew this lol

Tracey Sketchit: Ash is a surprisingly charismatic person, it seems.

Brock Takeshi: Ash just gets along with people really well.

draGONE: Sounds fake, but ok.

Misty of the Waterflower: big mood

Sophocles Māmane: oh worm?

Pikachoose you: H EY

Dawn Berlitz: lmao

Mallow Ma'o: lolol

Pikachoose you: ALSDJFLKS

Drew LaRousse: anyways may? go the FUCK to sleep

May Maple: lol ok

May Maple: cya guys

Misty of the Waterflower: oh same

Dawn Berlitz: bye may!

Mallow Ma'o: bye u 2!

May Maple: l8r!

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May Maple is now offline

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Drew LaRousse is now offline

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Sophocles Māmane: twu love

Brock Takeshi: Yeah, I think I'm going too.

Brock Takeshi: It's past 4:30am here.

Tracey Sketchit: True.

Kiawe Kaki: That's fair.

Cilan DeKooning: Zoinks that's early…

Misty of the Waterflower: ash ur ded to me

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Misty of the Waterflower is now offline

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Lillie of Aether: It was nice meeting you!

Pikachoose you: mISTY

Lana de la Pacifica: You're all valid.

Mallow Ma'o: mood

Dawn Berlitz: worm

Brock Takeshi: Bye all!

Sophocles Māmane: byee

Mallow Ma'o: bye!

draGONE: Anyone who's at an insane time zone, get some sleep!

Pikachoose you: Bye!

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Brock Takeshi is now offline

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Dawn Berlitz: k bye

Dawn Berlitz: its 6 still lol

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Dawn Berlitz is now offline

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Tracey Sketchit: I better go and convince Gary to actually sleep.

Gary Oak: You can certainly Try.

Pikachoose you: gary uve;;; been up this whole time?

Gary Oak: I never went to sleep.

Pikachoose you: W H

Gary Oak: Sleep is for the weak.

Mallow Ma'o: oh mood?

Serena Romilly: Strangely accurate

Cilan DeKooning: Sleep? I don't know her.

Lillie of Aether: That sounds unhealthy!

draGONE: Terrible, but also valid.

Sophocles Māmane: lol

Tracey Sketchit: That's Gary in a nutshell.

Pikachoose you: ALSKDFJKASL

Gary Oak: Lies.

Tracey Sketchit: Truth.

Mallow Ma'o: lmaooo

Gary Oak: Ugh, I'm not doing this.

Gary Oak: Smell ya later, losers.

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Gary Oak is now offline

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Tracey Sketchit: Good.

Tracey Sketchit: Looks like I win again :)

Pikachoose you: IM SHOOK

Sophocles Māmane: wrow

draGONE: I'm impressed!

Mallow Ma'o: that smiley looks so evil lol

Pikachoose you: SINCE WHEN COULD U DO THAT TRACEY?

Tracey Sketchit: Oh, for a while now :)

Serena Romilly: Good.

Sophocles Māmane: nice

Pikachoose you: too powerful;;

Tracey Sketchit: Anyways, I'm off too!

Mallow Ma'o: oof

Tracey Sketchit: It was nice talking to you all!

Cilan DeKooning: You too!

Sophocles Māmane: byeee

draGONE: Same!

Pikachoose you: BYE TRACEY

Mallow Ma'o: bye!

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Tracey Sketchit is now offline

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Lana de la Pacifica: It's getting late here, I think I'm going to sleep too.

Serena Romilly: Really?

Mallow Ma'o: lana!

Mallow Ma'o: its barely 10!

draGONE: Wow, that's early.

Kiawe Kaki: There's a lot I need to do on our ranch before school starts, so I'm hitting the hay too.

Serena Romilly: I'm jealous.

Lana de la Pacifica: I have to wake up at dawn to help at the docks.

Pikachoose you: aw! :[

Lana de la Pacifica: It's way past my bedtime.

Lillie of Aether: It is rather late!

Cilan DeKooning: That's a lot of responsibility! Get a good night's rest!

Mallow Ma'o: oh yeah :(

Mallow Ma'o: sucks but go sleep!

Sophocles Māmane: cya at school then!

draGONE: Yeah, go to sleep guys!

Lillie of Aether: Eight hours is the recommended amount of sleep for the average person!

Lana de la Pacifica: Bye.

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Lana de la Pacifica is now offline

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Kiawe Kaki: We'll talk later, then.

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Kiawe Kaki is now offline

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Lillie of Aether: It's been a pleasure, but I will go as well!

Mallow Ma'o: awwww u 2 Lil? :(

Pikachoose you: ok bye lillie!

draGONE: Good that you're all responsible!

Lillie of Aether: Thank you for this interesting experience, everyone.

Lillie of Aether: Yes, I would like the proper amount of sleep, Mallow.

Lillie of Aether: Goodbye!

Mallow Ma'o: fiiine

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Lillie of Aether is now offline

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Sophocles Māmane: ugh g2g

Mallow Ma'o: u too?

Sophocles Māmane: moms yellin 4 me 2 go 2 bed

Cilan DeKooning: Ruh roh

Sophocles Māmane: l8r

Pikachoose you: rip

Mallow Ma'o: l8r!

Pikachoose you: l8r!

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Sophocles Māmane is now offline

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Cilan DeKooning: Wow, everyone just dropped like flies these past 10 minutes.

Pikachoose you: I cant believe my chat is p much fucking dead;;

Mallow Ma'o: rip in rip, ash

draGONE: Maybe if you didn't make a chat when half your friends are in the Eastern hemisphere and its insanely early over there

draGONE: This wouldn't have happened

Mallow Ma'o: lmao

Pikachoose you: aklsjdflas don't call me out like this;;

Serena Romilly: She's actually got a point, Ash.

Cilan DeKooning: Iris often does.

Pikachoose you: l i sten

Pikachoose you:

Pikachoose you: ok nevermind Ive got nothin

Mallow Ma'o: ripperoni

Cilan DeKooning: loooool

Serena Romilly: How about we take a break? This chat's been going for nearly an hour.

Mallow Ma'o: Good thinking!

Pikachoose you: ooooh ye ok

Cilan DeKooning: I need to help w/ lunch, so this is perfect.

Mallow Ma'o: I dont sleep, so this is perfect :p

draGONE: Sounds terrible, can't relate.

Serena Romilly: Same.

Pikachoose you: ffff well brb!

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Pikachoose you is now idle

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For this fic, I personally headcannon that Ash went to a new Region every year in this order:

Kanto and Orange Islands= Johto= Unova= Hoenn= Sinnoh= Kalos= Alola

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Here's also a guide over which region/seasons the characters are from:

Kanto, seasons 1+2 (Indigo League and Adventures in the Orange Islands): Ash Ketchum, Brock, Misty, Gary Oak, Tracey Sketchit

Johto, seasons 3-5 (Johto Journeys, Johto League Champions, Master Quest): N/A

Hoenn, seasons 6-9 (Advanced, Advanced Challenge, Advanced Battle, Battle Frontier): May and Drew

Sinnoh, seasons 10-13 (Diamond and Pearl, Battle Dimension, Galactic Battles, Sinnoh League Victors): Dawn

Unova, seasons 14-16 (Black and White, Rival Destinies, Adventures in Unova and Beyond): Iris and Cilan

Kalos, seasons 17-19 (XY, XY Kalos Quest, XYZ): Serena, Clemont, Bonnie

Alola, seasons 20-current (Sun Moon, Sun Moon Ultra Adventures): Mallow, Kiawe, Lillie, Sophocles, Lana