Title: Noise
Author: WitheringKey
Genre: Humor & Romance
Summary: Random Akatsuki happening. Don't read if you don't like even the mentioning of ItachixKisame pairings. One-shot fic
The sky seemed so delightful. Just relaxing without and interruptions does wonders. Lying on my back and thinking can cause the most odd thoughts to pop up.
I've never thought of relationships. What use can they be? I mean you see someone you like, talk to them, fall in love… its all to complicated. And then sex? Sex isn't needed. It's so useless. Solitude… Yes SOLITUDE is a better S word! Solitude is all that is truly needed.
"SASORI NO DANNA!"
"Hey Deidara"
"I have a question for ya un" said Deidara scratching his head.
"What is it Deidara-san?"
"I heard some weird noises coming from Kisame and Itachi's room un. What could it be un?" Listening to his odd explanation, I decided to go to listen to the sound myself.
"Okay Deidara, let's go check it out"
"All right un!"
Deidara grabbed my hand and pulled me in front of Itachi and Kisame's room. It isn't odd at all that they share a room. Since Kakuzu just loves to save money so goddamn much, we all have to share a room with our teammate. Except for Zetsu of course, that damn plant. Just because he's a little off…okay maybe more than a little off. Well anyways…
Deidara-san quickly put his ear to the door. Looking at me in wonder he continued to listen.
"What does the noise sound like?"
"Well, its like a growl. And then an AHHH and then an OOOHHH and then I keep hearing all of this rustling un"
………………………………
If I wasn't part puppet, I swear I would have turned red. To make sure my accusations were correct of course I placed my ear to the door as well.
Ahhh… Itachi… ITACHI-SAMA!
"Its nothing Deidara-san. Let's go" I tried to get out without stuttering.
"But…But it sounds dangerous un! Maybe Itachi-san and Kisame-san need our help!"
I quickly dismissed his thoughts and started to head away from the room. Strong hands grabbed my arms and forcefully pushed me onto the door. SHIT! The pressure on the door is going to break it.
"Deidara stop!"
A loud scream erupted from inside the room. Having a strange glint in his eyes, Deidara started pushing me on the door harder.
"SEE UN! They need our help now! COME ON UN!"
THUD
Deidara's weight on top of me was crushing me. Pushing her off of me, I pushed myself off the floor hastily. Inside the room was a scene that could only have come out of one of those bad romance books like Come Come Paradise.
Deidara seemed to just stare in awe. The couple in the bed still hadn't noticed Deidara and mine's newly added company.
"KISAME-SAN! ITACHI-SAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UN?"
A quick layer of silence engulfed the room. Itachi and Kisame both turned their heads toward our direction. Their faces were a mix of lust and plain horror.
Oh what has happened to my wonderful day? Now it's full of newly found questions and embarrassing happenings. See? Stupid Sex ruins everything!
Owari