Happy New Year to one and all!
And to celebrate the new year, I'm finally making my second crossover!
link to the cast: caseysaisi97/art/My-Shrek-cast-meme-764526205
All rights go to their original owners such as Disney, DreamWorks, Hasbro, Universal, Sony Pictures Animation and Pixar.
Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible broken horned unicorn.
Many brave knights attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
She wanted in the creature's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and love's first kiss...
Suddenly, a large purple tentacle ripped the page of a storybook, laughing almost cruelly.
"Yeah, right, that's never gonna happen" said a voice.
And then, a figure dropped from within a tree and changed from the pattern of the tree to purple.
It was an octopus! And his name was Dave.
He wasn't the good-looking type, but he wasn't even nice either. He acted, he ate and even smelled like an ogre.
Dave lived a life of solitary in his swamp. And boy did he loved it! It was just him and his swamp.
Every morning and everyday was the same. Dave would have mud baths, made sure his teeth were nice and nasty, ate disgusting food, and he had signs to keep other people out! But once in a blue moon, an angry mob will enter the swamp and Dave would have to scare the heebie jeebies if not the daylights out of them.
One night after he had finished eating dinner and warmed up his house, Dave heard loud yelling and shouting coming from outside. He looked out the window to see an angry mob approaching the swamp.
He chuckled to himself. He was ready for them.
When the mob arrived in the marshes, they found Dave's house within the swamp.
"Think that thing is inside there?" asked Snotlout.
"Right, let's get it!" growled Hiccup, ready to attack.
"Whoa, whoa! Hold it, lad" said Stoick, the leader. "Do you know what that creature could do to you?"
"Aye, it will tear you apart and grind your bones for its bread" agreed Gobber, the second in command.
They heard an unfamiliar, seemingly light chuckle, then they turned around to see Dave, who had quietly snuck up behind them.
"Well, actually, that would be giant" said the octopus.
The entire mob gasped and backed away as Dave slowly advanced on them.
"Now, octopi, oh, they're much, much worsssssse" continued Dave. "They'll make a feather duster with your hair, freshly shaved from your head!"
"No!" gasped one of the mob people.
"They'll peel off your skin! Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!"
Dave then stopped and thought of the idea.
"Actually, it's quite good on toast or even on meat like goose, pork or ham" he said finally.
But then, Tuffnut, the youngest of the mob waved his torch at Dave back and forth.
"Back! Get back! Back, savage beast! I warn ya!" screamed the boy.
Dave rolled his eyes and glared at Tuffnut in eye, staring at him as if to say "dude, really?".
"You know you're overreacting right?" he asked.
"Oh, yeah, right" Tuffnut laughed nervously. "Sorry."
The rest of the mob backed away with fear, anxious of what might happen.
And then suddenly, Dave roared very loudly and very long, causing the mob to scream loudly and long!
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
His breath extinguished their remaining torches until they were all completely in the dark.
After a moment of silence, Dave leaned very close to the mob.
"This is the part where you run away" he whispered with a devilish smirk.
With a panicky scream, the mob quickly scrambled out of the swamp as Dave laughed at his victory.
"And stay out!" he snapped.
But before he could crawl back to the comfort of his home, Dave noticed something the ground.
"Huh? What's this?" he wondered, picking up a poster with a sad animal with an elf hat.
The poster read: "WANTED FAIRY TALE CREATURES" and it had "REWARD" at the bottom with bags and piles of gold.
Scoffing, Dave threw the poster away and walked away.
"Fairy tale creatures" he grumbled. "That's stupid."
As he entered his home, the poster flew across the night sky and landed outside the swamp.
To be continued...