The start of a new fanfiction!

This is going to be awesome. Now I will be changing things.

To start off, Rito will be 17 years old along with the characters of the anime, which mean Haruna, Lala and so on will be a year older.

Mikan will be 15 instead of what would have been 13, she is a student in Rito's school which means she's in High school as a first year. She skipped a grade.

Why did I do this?

Because Mikan will be the main heroine!

That's right people, the girl with the short end of the stick finally got a break! Lots of people have said that Mikan is in their 'harem' with Naruto but the story never reached as far so I'm going to do it right off the bat! That and Having a 16 year old going for a 12 year old is kind of messed up if it's not in anime.

As for the Harem, well for now I was thinking the younger characters such as Nana and Momo and the trans-sisters. But that is still in construction, lets see how it will go.

So, to put it simply.

Mikan is 15 – 1st year High school (Skipped a grade)

Rito is 17 – 2nd year High school

Let's get the show on the road!

Disclaimer: I do not own To-love Ru or Naruto, but I do own this fanfiction in which those two anime's cross over. Awesomesauce!

Interesting days are coming!

Yuuki Rito stared at his secret or not-so secret depending on the person crush walk past the hallways of school.

For the most part, Rito was a normal High school student, he did not really have any outstanding qualities of himself nor did he have amazing physical strength that most would expect from a common shonen manga hero. His eyes were a slight golden brown and he was wearing the standard green pants and tie with a white undershirt and light tan blazer combo of the school he went to. The only feature about him that could be considered unique was his messy orange hair, an unusual color no matter where you were.

Right now he was hiding behind a corner gazing at his crush, trying to muster the courage to confess to the purple haired girl, Sairenji Haruna. It was love at first sight for the boy but he had yet to confess to the girl even after trying to muster up his courage for years.

Frankly, his sister told him it was getting pathetic to see him act like that, not that he could blame her, he was aware that hiding around the corner to watch a person he liked constantly could be misinterpreted as being a stalker.

"Yo Rito. Are you done stalking Sairenji again?" A voice from behind told him. Turning towards the voice, he saw his long time friend Saruyama, who again tried to rile him up by poking fun of his unsuccessful attempts to confess to Haruna.

"Who are you calling a stalker, you bastard!" Rito shouted at Saruyama (A/N not OOC, it's in the manga ch. 1)

"So you weren't gazing at your beloved Haruna-chan like usual?" Saruyama asked him, stopping Rito in his tracks.

"N-No". Rito composed himself. "I was just waiting for the right timing." Rito responded.

"Timing?" Saru said deadpanned.

"I've decided, I'm going to Confess to her today!" Rito declared.

(After School)

It had been a long time coming. Rito had liked Haruna since the 8th grade. When he got to High school and when they both had the same class, he was really happy. But he wasn't satisfied with that, nothing would change if he did not admit his feelings to her.

Unfortunately, his courage failed him.

He kept putting it off, saying that it wasn't the right moment, but before he knew it, a year had passed and he had not moved at all.

As he watched Haruna, who was too engrossed in her book to see him, he kept chanting to himself. 'I can do it! I can do it!'.

But when Haruna took her attention off the book and looked around, Rito was nowhere in sight.

Off in the bushes, a crouching boy had a storm cloud over his head. 'I can't do it.'

"That was really embarrassing to watch Rito." He heard a voice from behind.

He turned around to see his sister. Yuuki Mikan, a rather attractive young women with brown eyes and long brown hair that was done up in a slight pony tail that made the back-top part of her head look like a pineapple. The hair that she didn't catch in her ponytail, which was quite a lot, was let down to flow behind her back, stopping at mid-back. She was wearing the female version of his school clothes. Despite being a year younger than her classmates, she had better curves then some of them.

"Ah, Mikan. I thought you would be home by now." Rito said glumly.

"I heard that you were going to confess today and decided to wait a bit. After all, as your sister I should have front row seats to your most embarrassing moments of your life." Mikan teased holding her hand to her mouth to cover her grin.

"Mikan!" Rito yelled.

"Remember that one time I found your ero-book. I-" Mikan said but was cut off.

"I get it! I get it! That's enough!"

"No need to get embarrassed. It's a natural phenomenon that must occur." Mikan pointed out.

"Please, just kill me." Rito muttered.

"There's always next time, don't give up Rito. Fight-o!" Mikan cheered her sulking brother up.

She really had no idea how Rito ended up as bad with women as he was right now. For god's sake, he was 17, either he was one of those 'pure' types which she knew he wasn't because of the amount of ero-books he's had or he's just head over heels for the girl, she had no idea.

But it wasn't like she could say anything about his current love life because-

"Mikan, you okay? You look a bit red." Mikan's companion said, making her blush.

She was just as hopeless as her brother in the love department.

Said person was a young man wearing green pants and tie with a tan blazer. He had spiky blond hair that went down to his shoulders, with two jaw length bangs framing his face and a spiky fringe hovering over his eyes. Said eyes were blue and held a piercing quality that she liked. His eyes were clear and beautiful, she loved staring at them whenever she could. Perhaps the oddest feature about him were the six whisker marks on his face, three on each cheek, running horizontally across his face. Unusual, sure but she thought they were cute.

"I-It's nothing Naruto-kun." She said shyly. She mentally scolded herself for doing the same thing her brother had done.

Uzumaki Naruto, stood at a good 5 foot, 6 inches, one of the more taller students in school. She and Naruto had been childhood friends since they were 5 and 6 perspectively, so there friendship was already a decade strong.

When she first played with him, he was pretty lazy, tended to mutter things like 'Troublesome' and his weird verbal tick 'dattebayo'. They saw each other often enough for kids that did not go to the same school, they usually met at a riverbank where Naruto would just stare at passing clouds. She played with him whenever she got tired of playing with Rito, who had his own click of friends she did not fit in with.

The sister of a friend was not an enjoyable title at a young age, rather it was embarrassing to hang around your sister at that age.

Naruto didn't seem to mind, he joined her on whatever little 'adventure' her young naïve mind led her.

It wasn't until she reached middle school did she learn that Naruto was in the same school as her and was a grade higher.

It wasn't until he protected her from a bully did she start noticing him. And it wasn't until he fought a districts worth of bullies for her did she kind of get a crush on him.

From then on she noticed how different he was from regular boys. He had plenty of friends but he often chose to be around her, as corny as it may sound, it made her feel special.

Since then, it has been a 2 year quest to confess to him,

Unfortunately, she could never get the words out.

"If you say so Mikan." Naruto responded.

Mikan let out a sigh, he could be so dense sometimes.

"So how did Rito do today?" Naruto asked his childhood friend.

"Another failure. It's painful to watch him now. My brother is hopeless." She said, exasperated.

"You got to admire the guy though. All his failure and he's still trying." Naruto said.

"All he's good at is useless things." Mikan muttered.

"A guy that dedicated to a girl, it's only a matter of time." Naruto responded.

"I guess you're right." Mikan said, slowly getting closer to the blond.

The blond didn't notice.

Her eye twitched, he was so dense!

But then again, she never showed anything that might pass as anything beyond a close friendship.

She really dug herself into the best friend/childhood friend hole.

She sighed. She was just like her brother. Totally hopeless in romance.

They probably got it from their dad, he was always the emotional one.

(Night time)

Uzumaki Naruto wondered what became of his life.

One moment, he remembered dying in peace, surrounded by his children and finally joining his friends and wife, the next minute he wakes up in an orphanage with no memory of how he got there or where he was.

They had told him that his parent's had died in a car crash and he was sent to the orphanage, the whisker marks on his cheeks were a result of the accident.

He pondered for days at what could have happened. He was an old man, still a bit impatient but he had seen things, mysterious things that seemed almost like god-like interference.

There could be many ways he could have ended up here, so he settled for one thing.

Reincarnation.

Or was it soul merging?

Frankly he did not care. All he knew is that he was a young boy again and he lived in a world where technology prevailed and there was no trace of chakra, or at least people that could use it like back in the Elemental Nations.

But for whatever reason, for whatever Kami was looking out for him, he had a spark of Chakra. It was a pathetic amount, civilian level but it was there.

It had been ingrained to him, never stop training. So that was what he did. He trained when he was not going to school, or cloud watching. It felt good to be able to move as much as he wanted and do what he wanted.

He decided, that the memories of Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto was a memory better left in the past, because it was filled with blood. He was Uzumaki Naruto, an orphan who would live a decent life.

From there he met sweet little Yuuki Mikan. Despite his rather lethargic attitude around her due to his training which was hard considering his body wasn't built the same way, she would not let him enjoy a quiet life.

There little adventures were fun, he was a child again. In fact he was a CHILD again, it might be selfish but he wanted to enjoy his childhood, the one he never got.

Of course, eventually his personality would take over and his natural hero complex kicked in. When he was people being bullied, he kicked ass! From there he gained the moniker "Yellow Flash" ironically.

From there, he met ran into Mikan in school and it turned out, he was her Kohai! So like any responsible Sempai, when he found out that she was being picked on, he came and rescued the day.

When he reached there last year in middle school, it turned out that Mikan skipped a grade and they had the same classes. From then on, it was hard to see them apart from each other.

Mikan grew to be an attractive girl, he would admit that. He could feel something for her, he already knew that but he was not sure he was looking for a relationship at the time, considering his relationship with Sakura, he was not eager to fall in love at a young age. But the feelings were there so he would have to deal with it soon.

But he was mostly apathetic to everyone, he had too. His 5 year old body could not handle the raw emotion of countless deaths at his hands and emotionally traumatic past that would shatter many men, so he had to numb himself to the emotion, the feelings until his mind could handle it. It was such a pain to do, but it had to be done, only recently did his mental capacity allow his emotions to come back.

Damn it! He was thinking too much, he missed Kurama, at least he would tell him when to shut up.

Right now he was laying in the tub, laying in cold water. While he liked a nice hot shower, cold baths were just as good especially during the summer.

He lean back in the tub and closed his eyes, almost wanting to fall asleep in the tub. He decided to get out of the tub before he falls asleep and drowns. Getting out of the tub and putting on a towel, he started to reach for the tap to let the water out before he noticed a soft glow beneath the water's surface.

In what seemed like an explosion of water, Naruto jumped back to get some distance on whatever caused the explosion.

Looking at his bathtub, no words could describe the sheer randomness of what just happened. He was taking a bath, then all of a sudden, a naked girl pops out. Not only that, she was hot!

The highly attractive teenage girl had long bubble gum pink hair, emerald green eyes, and a curvacious, almost perfect, hour glass figure. Her most distinguishing feature was the tail which extends down from the base of her back. It was was long, thin, and ended with a heart-shaped tip. It seemed to move behind her at random, and Naruto couldn't help but wonder if it was real or not.

"Escape Successful!" The girl cried out. Then a second later, she hugged herself. "Cold!" She said, holding herself because of the cold temperature of the bath.

And Naruto, he was a bit dazed at watching the girls nipples harden. But he quickly snapped out of it, he was a teenager, he had seen more via internet!

The girl smiled, as if the current situation did not matter or she ignored it. "Hello!" She said cheerfully.

Naruto couldn't hold back a chuckle. He got a free show and she didn't mind!

"So, Your name is Lala Deviluke and you came from the planet Deviluke, meaning you are an alien. Am I right so far?" Naruto asked.

"Mhmm." Lala nodded.

"And since your last name is Deviluke and the planet is named Deviluke, I'm guessing you're a princess right?" He said.

"Right!" Lala said.

"And you ran away from home because you were going to be forced into something you didn't like. Right?" He asked once more.

"Exactly." Lala exclaimed. She was amazed, he managed to piece that much from only getting her name and the name of her planet. Oh sure, she didn't like that she was found out so soon but the boy across from her was amazing!

Right after coming out of the bath Naruto lent the wet girl one of his shirts, that only helped a bit as it made her look a bit more seductive without wanting to. He was lucky that the girl had a cheerful attitude or else he wasn't sure how long he would last. At the moment, they were sitting across the table from each other, trying to figure out what to do next.

"So, what are you going to do?" Naruto asked.

"Can I stay here for a while?" She asked, he seemed like a nice guy.

"Sure." Naruto responded. This was the biggest thing that had happened and he wasn't about to lose his latest entertainment.

"But won't your parent's mind?" She asked, tilting her head.

"I live alone. Parent's died a years ago." He said simply. He didn't really know them, so as far as he knew, they were just random people.

"Ah. Sorry." Lala said, her tone softening.

"It's fine." Naruto said. "So how did you get into my bathtub anyways?" Naruto asked, changing the topic.

"Ah! That was because of Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun! I made it in case I needed escape. I can't choose where to go though." Lala said sheepishly.

"Then why were you naked?" Naruto asked.

"It doesn't teleport clothes silly." Lala said as if it was the most common thing in the world.

'This girl is gold! If Ero-sennin was still alive, he would be praying to Kami for such a goldmine!' Naruto thought.

"So why did you run away from home?" Naruto asked. He knew many reasons a princess would run from her country or planet in this case. He already rescued plenty of them so it wasn't like he cared unless it was the typical plotline for some harem manga where-

"I ran away from home because I didn't want to get married. I have to sit through arrange marriages everyday, I hate it!" The girl said,

-Oh my god! This is like a setting for a shonen harem manga!' Naruto thought.

Right now he was watching the girl in front of him vent her frustration, which was done in a rather cute manner.

After her little breakdown, Lala was huffing and puffing, and looking oddly more cheerful then before.

"Ahhh! That felt great! Thanks for listening." Lala thanked the blond.

Naruto nodded, looking over the information that he got from the girls rant, she was rather vocal when she was angry it seemed, or rather, she couldn't keep her mouth shut when she was angry and said things she shouldn't have.

But either way he got the full story.

"No problem. You can stay here until you figure out what you want to do." Naruto responded.

"Really? Thank you!" She said hugging the blonde. Naruto had to try and keep his composure in check due to the half dressed, wet girl smashing her breast against him body, damn it! If he wasn't a reincarnated married man with hot, kinky, passionate sex already under his belt, he would have been blushing like a school boy.

Or Rito.

Yes, He knows he is using his best friends brother's name as an insult.

"Say, Naruto-kun…"

"No I will not marry you to get you away from your arranged marriages." Naruto interrupted.

"Meanie!"

(Next Day)

Light entered through his room, piercing though the openings of his bedroom curtain. Naruto stirred from his sleep where he could have sworn he met a pink haired alien on the run, but that was just a dream right?

"Mmm….Ngh…" He heard from his side. It sounded like…moaning?

Opening his eyes, he saw a shock of pink hair, leaning on his shoulder. His memories started coming back to him. It was Lala, the alien girl that somehow ended up in his bathtub who at the moment was moving rather erotically. He wondered why. As soon as he realized it was morning, he instinctively rose his arms up to stretch only to squeeze something and draw a loud moan from the alien girl.

He turned his attention to what he was holding only to find a tail. Whose tail? Lala's.

Giving it an experimental squeeze, he drew another moan from the now awake but half dazed alien.

"Mmgh….My…ohh…tail…" She wheezed out.

Part of his really wanted to see how far he could take it. What guy wouldn't? A tail that was ultra sensitive and apparently made a hot alien girl horny? You'd have to be an idiot or have iron-clad will to not fall to temptation.

Naruto was the latter.

Letting the girl's tail slip out of his hands, he allowed himself a brief second to recompose himself and let the girl calm herself down from her sensitive state.

"Morning Naruto-kun." Lala said, yawning and stretching herself, at some point in the night, the shirt she borrowed slid up above her breast and at the moment was giving Naruto yet another free show.

'It would be so easy to fall in love with her' Naruto thought. Lala was not his type, she was too cheerful and a bit too naïve for him to be his type. Honestly, he preferred a bit of spitfire in the girls he liked. But it would be easy to fall in love with Lala, her cheerful and her over affectionate attitude would eventually win you over.

"Morning Lala, let's head down and get a bit of breakfast. After that, I'm going to school so you need to stay here until I get back. Okay?" Naruto asked.

The girl nodded, rubbing her eyes to get use to the sunlight, out of it because she was still sleepy.

Lala was a surprisingly obedient girl when asked to do something. He quickly noticed that she might have been a bit too eccentric in her duties which caused her to trip over herself, but she was a hard worker, he could definitely like those types of people.

"Hey Naruto-kun, it's time for school." Naruto heard from the door, most likely Mikan.

"Be out in a minute." He yelled, rapidly eating his food.

"Naruto-kun, what's school?" Lala asked, wondering what school was.

"I'll tell you when I come back." Naruto responded receiving a nod from the girl.

"Hey Mikan. We've been friends for ten years right?" Naruto asked suddenly.

Mikan tilted her head in confusion. The blond often did start random conversations out of nowhere. At first she did listen to them but the blonde tended to ramble about other things. Somehow though, she always looked forward to the spontaneous meetings, they were interesting and it was great entertainment.

"If I told you that I met an alien yesterday, what would you say?" Naruto asked her.

Mikan blinked. That was rather way off track to what she was use to but decided to go with the flow. "I would say that I hope you took advantage of such a prestigious honor." She said. Really, what were you suppose to say to a friend that claimed to have met an alien. Go see a doctor?

"And what if said alien suddenly appeared in the bathtub via a random teleportation device." Naruto added.

Mikan wasn't sure where he was heading with this. "I would… panic for a while before trying to cope somehow." Mikan said truthfully. It was a bizarre scenario but at the moment she was still thinking about horror movie aliens that eat humans.

"And what if the alien looked human, was hot and ran away from home because she was a princess and did not want to get married in an arranged marriage?" Naruto added further.

"As a women, I would say more power to her and as a man I would be in heaven for such an impossible scenario happening and as your childhood friend, I would give you the cold shoulder for months if you took advantage of that and call you a pervert any time I could." Mikan responded.

She didn't mind him being a pervert, a small part of her would admit that she would want him to look at her that way, but everyone was had those kinds of thoughts. At least he wasn't an open pervert like that perverted monkey that was friends with her brother. No, Naruto was an opportunity pervert where if the situation was open to him to ogle or enjoy, he would.

"I see." Naruto hummed.

Mikan rose an eyebrow. "That didn't really happen did it?" Mikan asked.

"Anything is possible." Naruto responded walking ahead of the girl.

"Uzumaki Naruto, get back here!" Yelled the girl, chasing after the, now-running boy. Her feminine instincts were kicking at the moment. Telling her that something was going on at the moment and she would not like it. She was not sure what the blond was trying to say. Was he getting married? Was he going to move suddenly? Was some sort of amazingly attractive female going to move in with him, fall in love with him and then take him away from her to some foreign land where they would have many children together and live happily ever after?

Not on her watch!

She got her imagination from her father too.

Mikan was a sweet girl. She was responsible, nice, and an all around ideal wife material should she ever settle down, everyone that knew her knew that. She had been picked on before, but nothing too drastic, just a few skirt flippers during middle school in a vain attempt to draw her attention. She was a heartthrob to many young adolescent boys.

Of course, the problem with teenagers is that they do not think while their hormones are talking, which leads to them becoming fan boys. Fortunately for Mikan, she had her knight in shining armor.

Uzumaki Naruto was synonymous with the word bad boy, which was funny because he did not even try. Uzumaki Naruto was lazy, but smart(Because he knew more then half the courses from his last life). He was definitely athletic, many girls could verify that. He was referred to the female population as bad boy because of his whisker marks which many assumed were tattoos only to get the explanation that it was from an accident that caused him his parents. He lived alone and got into lots of fights. So with the tragic backstory with scars present forever marring his face (in girls opinion, making him look sexier), while taking his 'anger' out on bullies, the whole 'bad boy' title was firmly established.

When Naruto and Mikan found out, they laughed their asses silly. The fights he got into were mostly fanboy perverts which a bit less than half were stalking Mikan, and the rest took any opportunity to see breast and calm their hormones with a little violence.

Naruto became the undisputed king of gangs, much to his ire. He honestly did not realize the number of bullies or when they became gangsters, that he unintentionally conquered the cities population of trouble making children. Of course being Naruto, he commanded them to focus on studying rather then create trouble, if not, he'd beat them down himself, as a result, majority of ganster violence went down and only newly minted troublemakers didn't get the message, but that was fine for Naruto, he couldn't control everything.

Funny enough, they referred to Mikan as Mistress, he couldn't eye Mikan without erupting into laughter for a month. Mikan tried to have it changed to something else but it was either Ane-sama or being called Naruto's 'wife' and either was more embarrassing for her so she let it drop.

So at the moment, the city was peaceful, even a naked person running around would not upset the community, in fact they might get away with it.

At the moment, Naruto was receiving word that rather strange individuals with black suits were scouring the town.

"What should we do, Oyabun?" A student gangster, who while looked the part was in the top 50's in the school, much to his parent's joy, asked Naruto.

"Leave them be. I know who they are and what they're looking for, and no one in the group except a certain few can challenge them. Tell everyone to stay away from them, under no circumstance are they to attack, respond in a courteous manner, no need to be barbarians. After all, we're cultured men." Naruto told his 'minion'.

"Hai, Oyabun!" A chorus of voices were heard, their leaders orders were clear. They rushed to pass on the information.

Naruto leaned back and closed his eyes, how the hell did he become an Oyabun? Thank god he wasn't evil or anything otherwise he might have ruined the town, and the town was way too peaceful to deal with that kind of violence.

He felt a cold touch of a can against his cheeks, opening his eyes he saw Rito, holding a can of soda against his cheeks.

"Yo." Rito said.

"Hey Rito, what's up?" Naruto asked.

Rito shrugged, "Nothing much. I still can't believe that my sister hangs around a mob boss." Rito snickered.

Naruto glares at him after gulping down the beverage. "Keep laughing, I'll just hang fliers everywhere giving extraordinary detail about your love for Haruna-sempai." Naruto commented.

Rito laughed nervously before clapping his hands together. "I'm kidding."

Naruto and Rito's relationship was built on Naruto getting Rito's ass out of the fire and Rito's over protectiveness of Mikan. Unfair relationship, they knew that but then again a lot of friendships are like that.

"So, what did you want?" Naruto asked the orange haired boy.

"Advice." Rito asked bluntly.

"For Haruna?" He offered advice a long time ago but Rito rejected, maybe he was desperate now?

"…Yeah."

Naruto sighed, the guy just could not bring himself to confess. "Alright, how about tomorrow, I'll meet up with you, and be right next to you when you confess. I'll hold you down if you try to run away and I'll tell her if you can't." Naruto said.

"It isn't that easy." Rito murmured.

Naruto shrugged, "Well either way, you're not going to get anywhere at this rate, so might as well get it over with."

"Y-Yeah." Rito replied.

"Don't worry Rito, I'm sure that it will all work out."

(Back Home)

"Welcome Back Naruto-kun!" Lala says, glomping Naruto.

"I'm back. What's up Lala-chan?" Naruto asked the pink haired girl, the hugs from the girl hurt like hell.

"Nothing. It was boring here, there wasn't anything to do." She said, sighing sadly.

"Oh. Sorry about that. I should have at least left the TV on. By the way, is Pyon Pyon warp-kun recharged yet?" Naruto asked.

"Yup, just finished." She said, brandishing the device into the air.

"Good, because I heard that some people were looking through the city, black suits, rather big guys, look like they don't mess around." Naruto summarized.

"Ah! They found me, I think." Lala concludes.

"I think it would be better if you-"Crash! –"What was that?" Naruto turns the direction a window shatters.

"Oh no. They found me! Go Pyon Pyon Warp-kun!" Lala yells out.

"Lala-chan, wait!" Naruto calls out, but unfortunately, it was to late, Lala had teleported to god knows where.

"Lala-sama, where are you?" Naruto heard a voice from behind.

Turning around, he sees some sort of white little robot man floating in mid air. He wasn't sure what it was but it didn't look like it posed a threat.

"Lala-chan just left, she thought you were the bad guy." Naruto told the robot thing, no harm in telling it, he didn't know where she went.

"Oh no! I just missed her." The robot cried out, flying away through the broken window.

"Good luck." Naruto said, he saw black suited men chasing after the robot, from a distance. Naruto was tempted to chase after them but he had no idea how far Lala teleported so it was no use chasing after them, for all he knew, she was on the other side of the world.

Besides, what were the chances of her teleporting to someone he knew.

(Later that night)

Knock-Knock-Knock-

Naruto went towards the door, he had just finished taking a bath and was now going make himself some dinner. He got a phone call earlier that there was some destruction at a park nearby but nothing serious, he assumed that it dealt with alien's somehow.

It was funny how quickly he accepted the whole alien business.

Naruto opened the door to show a happy Lala wearing skintight purple spandex-like material with some white cloth/armor looking bits covering various parts of her body with a skirt attached to it. On her head was a ridiculously oversized hat with some kind of spirals on it with rather odd looking wings.

She looked weird, but it was a sexy kind of weird.

"I'm back!' Lala said, waving her hands frantically.

Naruto stayed silent for a minute. He was not expecting to see Lala anytime soon. He especially wasn't expecting to see a super happy Lala wearing some alien clothing anytime soon.

"…Welcome back. You seem awfully happy, did something good happen?" Naruto asked Lala, who was off in her own happy land, walking in and seating herself on the couch.

"Eeheehee. Not telling." She replied, humming to herself in satisfaction.

"…Sigh. Fine. By the way, did you find a little robot thing on your way here? He broke my window and asked if you were here. Unfortunately you teleported or warped, whatever it's classified as." Naruto asked.

"Are you reffering to me?" A voice said, strangely from Lala's direction.

"…Did you say anything Lala?" Naruto asked, receiving a no from Lala.

"It was Peke." Lala said.

"Peke?"

"Me." A voice came from Lala's hat.

"…Did your hat just talk?" Naruto asked.

"Peke isn't a hat. He's a costume robot." Lala said, pointing at her hat.

"Why do you even…Are you wearing at least…How does that even…*sigh* Lala, you're going to be the death of me." Naruto sagged down in his sown spot on the couch.

The girl seemed to redefine his known perception of science and smash it to pieces, she also had a hand in expanding his perception of a person's decency. Even Anko, as far as he knew the women, did not blatantly walk around letting people look at her bare chest, she at least wore a fishnet underneath.

"So, what happened?" Naruto asked.

"Well…" Lala trailed off.

….

…

"And then I came here." Lala cheered.

Naruto had his face covered with a pillow, he was covering his face. He was not sure whether to be stricken with irony or laugh his ass off. Of all the people, of all the places to teleport to, of every other place she could have been, she had to teleport into Rito's bath, while he was in it!

Naruto couldn't decide if Rito was a lucky bastard or just an unfortunate clumsy kid with some of the worst kind of luck he's ever seen.

"Rito sure does land himself into an absurd amount of trouble." Naruto chuckled to himself.

"Rito? You know Rito too?" Lala excitedly questioned.

"Yeah, I've known him for years." Naruto said.

"What's he like?" Lala asked.

"Oh? Got a crush on him?" Naruto asked, Lala shrugged.

"Might be. Or it may be a Hero complex." Lala said, she was smart, naïve but smart.

"Fair enough."

(Next day)

Naruto woke up once again with a sleepy Lala in his bed. Deciding not to bother with the alien, he slipped away to perform his routine hygiene schedule. It got him thinking for a bit.

What in the hell was he thinking housing an alien? She was a freaking princess from some super powerful planet if her hugs, put emphasis on hugs, were any standard of strength testing. At first, it was funny but now, he wasn't sure what to do. He was housing an escapee princess, not the strangest thing he's done but this time he has no allies.

Well, allies that can put up a fight.

He was relieved that Lala left in the morning saying she had something to do.

So at the moment he was walking besides Mikan and Rito, having a nice conversation while Rito was fidgeting a lot, knowing what was going to happen.

Mikan had just been informed of the (forced) confession that was just going to happen and she was looking forward to it.

If Rito could confess his love to the girl he liked then she as well could do the same to the boy she liked.

They continued their journey to school until Rito froze in shock. Naruto looked at him as Rito almost stopped breathing. He followed the teen's sight and saw that he was looking at Haruna again.

The girl was walking to school alone as Naruto sighed and looked at Rito once again. "Okay big guy, this is it. You won't get anywhere without telling her how you feel. All you need right now is a little courage." Naruto patted his shoulders and pushed him forward.

Rito took a gulp of air before recomposing himself, steeling his resolve. He slapped his cheeks before giving a small battle cry that he muttered to himself. He was definitely in the zone.

It also helped that Saruyama only teased the him, draining his confidence.

"Sairenji!" He cried out, running towards the startled girl.

"Y-Yes, Yuuki-kun?" The short haired girl replied, a soft pink staining her cheeks. She wasn't expecting Rito so early in the morning.

"Sairenji, there is something I need to tell you!" Rito told her. The girl in front of him suddenly got a bit nervous. She had never seen Rito so aggressive before. She had to admit, it was a nice change of pace for someone usually so timid and nice.

Naruto leaned against the wall in anticipation, Mikan was looking over his shoulders in anticipation. If her clumsy brother could manage a confession, she could too!

Haruna who was looking at Rito was about to say something before she noticed a looming figure in the sky, descending on them. Rito bowed, not noticing the figure land right in front of him and shouted.

"I've liked you since I first met you! Will you please go out with me?" Rito could swear that he felt time stop. He said it, he finally said it! The words he's been wanting to say for years.

He looked up, hoping to see the girl he was in love with face, to see her give a hopefully positive response, only to see a familiar shock of pink hair.

"Lala?" He asked distracted, his curiosity got the better of him and called out the girl's name.

"Oh~ We were thinking the same thing! That's perfect!" Lala said, looking extremely happy.

Eh?" Rito managed to stutter out, along with a utterly confused Haruna.

"Then lets get married, Rito!" Lala cried out, hugging the now utterly clueless boy.

"Eh?" Was now said by Rito, Mikan, and Naruto.

"Why are you, and wait! Marriage!?" Rito cried out.

"I'm happy for you Yuuki-kun?" Haruna said, her eyes looking almost empty.

"W-wait, Sairenji!" Rito cried out as Haruna started to walk away.

Naruto snapping out of his shock, decided that everything was blown way out of proportions and interfere in this love comedy scenario that seemed almost impossible.

"Hold on,Haruna, come here. Lala, let go of Rito. Rito, good job! Nice effort, bad timing. And Mikan…" Naruto trailed off.

"Yes?" Mikan said, appearing next to Naruto.

"What the hell is wrong with your brother! It's like someone is trying to make him the main character in some love comedy!" Naruto said.

Mikan nodded, her brother seemed to get stuck in some weird events of increasingly more perverted scenario's lately, like tripping and somehow pulling a girls panties down or being hit by a projectile and landing square between a girls legs, getting an eyeful of panties.

"It's almost like watching a car crash, it isn't pretty but you can't look away." Mikan commented.

"Okay, Haruna this is how it happened, and Lala, don't think I don't know what you were planning.!" Naruto said.

Lala pouted.

Rito, finally getting his barings, walked next to Haruna nervously. "You know her?" He said, pointing at Lala.

"Yes." Naruto said, before starting his explination.

He could almost feel the amount of trouble the pink haired alien would bring in the coming days.

A/N

What did you guys think?

It was mostly setting the story along with the first chapter of the manga. I will speed it up later to bring in Naruto's own harem faster. No need to get that much detail in Rito's own life, right?

Right now, I'm not sure which route to take with Lala. I could make the story follow the canon with Rito or I can just as easily bring in Naruto as late as when Gid shows up. I'm not sure, so please review and help me decide. Lala with Rito or Naruto.

By the way, I'm thinking of bringing an OC to the story, a female OC. Yes, I know it's been overdone but having the same girls over and over again gets tiring. It either needs to bring in a new flavor or make some characters a bit OOC. Mikan is already a lot out of character but she's 15, in the middle of puberty so that can be acceptable, I think.

Anyways, I'm still not sure about the OFC so your reviews will make it possible.

Now I'm off to write the pokemonxnaruto crossover! I am proud of how well I'm doing with it, in my opinion anyways.

Review people! Reviews determine my need to update, as slow as it may be.

Harem as far as I've planned out so far.

Rito – Haruna/Run

Naruto – Mikan/Yami/Momo/Nana/Mea

Undecided – Lala, Nemesis, Oshizu ,Yui, Kyouko, Saki, Rin, Aya, Risa

Not available – Tearju, Mikado

Review people!

Aku is out!