By the power bestowed on me by the Fanfiction gods, I have concocted a spell so that ALL POKEMON NOW SPEAK ENGLISH and their original languages, but still. Enjoy reading this, and this is a LIME so none of that stuff. What, you wanted that? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HUMANITY!? Pokemon are not anthro, however. They are anthro up to the fact they do not wear clothes, unless you count Braixen's fur skirt as clothes, but it's fur, so...
You woke up to what you call your ASAS, Automated Suicune Alarm System. That scream he did was quite mesmerizing. Charizard won't read this, right?
You rose up in your bed, with Suicune standing in the doorway.
"Good morning. I made breakfast for everyone, butter and brown sugar on some toast. Also I brew some coffee if you want that afterwards." He smiled, grabbing you with his ribbonlike tendrils and placing you behind him in the hallway.
"Thanks, Suicune!" You skipped down the hallway, ran down the stairs, and slid into the dining room. Charizard was sitting at the table, and the only one sitting there. Braixen, Pikachu, Mew, Eevee, Alolan Ninetales, Pichu, Mimikyu, Yveltal, and Xerneas were sitting in the den, watching A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix.
"Hi everyone!" you said.
"Hi! Jinx!" everyone said in unison.
"AAAUGH!" Pichu screamed. The Incredibly Deadly Viper was wrapped around Sunny.
"It's fine, Pichu. He won't hurt her. He's harmless." Xerneas explained.
"Harmless here means 'cannot or will not cause harm.'" Suicune imitated. This made Xerneas laugh. You walked back into the dining room.
"Good morning, Sleeping Beauty." Charizard flirted. You shrugged. Sitting in the chair closest to his, you scooted next to him.
"Did you dream about anything?" he asked, eating a spoon of his cereal.
"Nothing I can remember. Except you." You smiled.
"Awww, you flatter me." He gave you a kiss on the cheek, before another scream was heard, this time from Mimikyu, also causing Mew to scream out of fear. He was really skittish...
"Really? I'm trying to watch the show! It was just the screaming iguana clock!" Yveltal growled stubbornly. Mimikyu and Mew started to cry. Yveltal frowned, as Alolan Ninetales put her tail around them to comfort them.
"Children." Suicune said annoyedly. Braixen elbowed him.
"They don't understand how annoying they are!" she taunted.
"HEY!" Pikachu and Eevee shouted, earning them a shush from everyone. They frowned, Eevee readjusting her hair, before giving everyone a panning death glare.
"The murder weapon." Violet said, pulling out a double syringe. All the younger Pokemon gasped.
"This is good! I might watch some in my free time." Braixen said to Suicune.
"Told you." He smirked. They gave each other butterfly kisses.
"EW!" Pikachu interjected.
"What? You're guilty of the same thing!" Xerneas pointed at Eevee. Pikachu and Eevee blushed and looked away from each other.
"Awww!" Alolan Ninetales bounced in her chair, sending Mew flying at Yveltal, who caught him with his talons.
"That was lucky." you let out a sigh of relief.
"Time to go to the skating rink!" Braixen announced a few minutes later.
"Yay!" Pichu shouted.
"Oh boy..." Suicune sighed.
Next time on "And Charizard Said"...
Braixen jumped over a very disgruntled Xerneas on the ice, Alolan Ninetales following after her.
The word disgruntled here means mad and sad at the same time; annoyed; miserable; malcontented; defeated.