In the attic; Lincoln was on his mattress coughing badly.
"Ugh, this is terrible." said Lincoln.
Meek then appeared from a window with a grocery bag and went over to the matress.
"Whew, sorry I'm late, your father has tons of camera's all over the place for if I showed up, luckily I know where they all are and used that knowledge to climb into this attic from the outside." said Meek.
"Yeah I get that, you could try to make peace with Dad." said Lincoln.
Meek scoffed.
"Everytime I try to do that, he just brushes me off." said Meek.
Lynn Sr climbed up the ladder.
"Alright son, time to-"Lynn Sr said before noticing Meek and becoming shocked, "OH MOTHERF-"
Before he could finish his sentance, he was hit in the face by a brick before falling off the ladder and onto the ground.
"I'M OKAY." shouted Lynn Sr.
Meek then pulled out some Dayquil, Nyquil, and cough drops before putting a cough drop in Lincoln's mouth.
"To temporarily nullify the coughing." said Meek.
"I know." said Lincoln.
"Can you believe that Walgreen's was holding a 75 percent off sale on cold and flu related stuff? What luck." said Meek.
Lincoln was confused.
"Huh?" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, stores usually don't have good deals like that." said Meek.
He then pulled out a bag of Twizzlers before pulling one out and eating it.
"Mmm, chocolate twizzler." said Meek.
He turned to Lincoln.
"You familiar with Robin Hood?" said Meek.
"Yeah, he robbed from the rich to feed the poor." said Lincoln.
He coughed a bit.
"Well, I've got quite a comical tale to tell." said Meek.
He pulled out his guitar and started playing it.
"There once was a man named Robin Hood, he-"Meek sang before Lincoln took his guitar away.
"Just tell the store." said Lincoln.
Meek sighed.
"Fine." Meek said before the setting changed to 12 century England.
"In the days of old, knights and kings ruled the land. One king named King Richard was fighting in the Crusades with an army of his own. During that time, his brother Prince John had taken control of the throne in his absence and hired a sheriff to enforce the laws." Meek narrated.
Inside a castle; Prince John who looked like Verminious Snaptrap was sitting on his brother's throne bored.
He did some thinking.
"SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM!" yelled Prince John.
Then the Sheriff of Nottingham who looked like Swiss Army, but as a steampunk like cyborg entered the room.
"Yes your majesty?" said Nottingham.
"Do you know what is going on with this place?" said Prince John.
"No." said Nottingham.
"We've lost all our money, we're broke. I fired our last court jester due to the fact that his manager was demanding huge payments for his services, and had to settle with a court jester who would do services for nothing." said Prince John.
Nottingham became confused.
"What's wrong with that?" said Nottingham.
"COURT JESTER!" yelled Prince John.
Then a court jester who looked like Luan Loud entered the room before turning to Prince John who was steaming mad.
"Wow look at this guy, he must be steaming mad." said the court jester.
She then laughed.
"See what I mean? I had to hire the worst court jester in history." said Prince John.
However Sheriff of Nottingham was laughing.
"Oh I get it that's funny." said Sheriff of Nottingham.
Prince John became mad.
"You know I could fire you and feed you to the crocodile's I had placed in the moat last week right?" said Prince John.
In the Moat the Crocodiles were playing cards.
Back in the castle.
"I need a way to solve my financial issues." said Prince John.
The two villains did some thinking.
"I've got it, we'll kill the first born child of every family." said Nottingham.
"To Jewish." said Prince John.
He then thought of something.
"I'VE GOT IT! Well enforce a heavy tax policy on everyone in England, anyone who can't pay their taxes will be arrested." said Prince John.
The cyborg is shocked.
"But sir if we put people in prison for not paying taxes won't that affect festivals we plan?" asked the Cyborg sheriff.
"No it won't because their tax money will go to us, and we'll use it to pay for the festivals." said Prince John.
The two started laughing.
"Better then what your mother could have done." said Nottingham.
Prince John moaned sadly.
"Mommy." Prince John said before he began sucking his thumb.
Nottingham shook his head.
"I've got to stop mentioning his mother." said Nottingham.
The scene changed back to Lincoln's bedroom.
"So Prince John and the Sheriff of Nottingham's reign of terror began, they charged heavy taxes on the people of England, those who couldn't pay had their homes repossessed and were arrested for tax evasion. The only people who were unaware of the whole thing was King Richard and his army since they were fighting the Crusades." said Meek.
Lincoln is shocked.
The Loud Family Pets came up and are shocked by the story Meek was telling and Meek noticed.
"Don't worry, it's very comical with tons of slapstick humor." said Meek.
The four pets became confused.
"You made a reference to the last plague of Egypt in that story." said Lincoln.
Meek sighed.
"What're you going to do about it? I should introduce you to Robin Hood." said Meek.
The scene changed back to the 12 century at some type of battlefield where a huge battle was going on.
"In the Crusades, King Richard's army was fighting an oposing army for control of Jeursalem and many other holy places." Meek narrated.
King Richard who looked like Bruce Wayne was leading his army into battle and fighting several knights of the oposing fraction.
"King Richard had many loyal soldiers who gave their all in the Crusades, but there was no other soldier like the one he had."
Then a soldier who looked like Meek Meerkat used tons of martial arts moves on opossing soldiers, either knocking them out or killing them.
"King Richard's most loyal soldier, expert martial artist, swordsman, and archer, Robin Hood of Loxley."
"WHOA!" Many Voices are heard
The Story end and Meek and Lincoln turned and saw Lisa, Lana, Lola, Colosso, Salem, Sticks the Badger, and Luan.
Meek became shocked.
"What the?" said Meek.
"The ladder was down." said Colosso.
"How do you like that, I'm worried about a goth like sister appearing and some other relatives, a badger, and some pets to the Louds appear mysteriously." said Meek.
"Actually we're half of Sonic's pets." said Salem, "We've been through this before."
"I'm here as well." said Lucy who was with her pet bat Fangs and they were eating Popcorn.
"GHAAAAA!" shouted Meek.
"She's Batman." Luan said before laughing.
Meek shivered before standing up.
"I'm going to your kitchen, maybe steal a slice of chocolate cheesecake from the fridge." said Meek.
He then looked at Lucy.
"And to get away from this creepy girl." said Meek and turned to Lincoln. "No offense Lincoln."
"Eh, I can relate." said Lincoln.
He started coughing a bit.
Meek climbed down the ladder.