GIR GOT LOST...IN THE 23RD CENTURY.

INVADER ZIM UNIVERSE

Sorry I been gone so long. Lots going on. this will be...5 chapters maybe? LOTS of hyperness!

CHaPTER 1.

Zim paced around his lab evily. In three minute's time, he would have the power to take over the world...

"Prehistoric Earth will be a piece of Mazzo-Cake to dominate." He said to himself as he grabbed a cola.

"IIIIMM A HAAAAAAPY OCTOPUS MONKEEEEEY!"

Gir came screeching through the lab in his dog disguise with twelve bagels on his head.

"GIR! GET AWAY FROM THAT WORMHOLE MAKER! That is VERY dangerous and we're only going to use it on the Earth-Stinks!"

Gir turned around to look at his master.

"Wanna biscut thingie? They're goooood like tacos!" He offered, holding a bagel at arm's length

Zim was about to give Gir the yelling-at of a lifetime when...

BLAAAM!

The evil Dib-human grappling-hooked through the ceiling with a very destructive looking weapon in his hand.

"You're busted now." he smirked.

Zim went over the edge. He had had it! Gir was annoying, Dib was annoying, and he just wanted some peace and world domination. Is that too much too ask?

"So Zim, where's you're speech about how you're so superior to me ang how you're gonna-OW!"

Zim just hit him with an ionic zapper. He had no time for an elongated battle. The Earth was only going to get dominated if Dib was gone in thirty seconds

"Zim has no time for one of his great speeches today, large-craniumed monkey child. Today we will fight. AND YOU WILL LOOOOOOOOSE!"

Gir watched as they engaged in a heated combat, but then he got bored and played with the baby piggy he had used to replace the artificial intelligence brain he lost.

"Dooom dooom do-doom doom dooooom" he sang to himself as the Wormhole maker went on.

Gir's costume-covered eyes widened. What was it master said about that wormhole thingy?

O yeah, something about danger.

"I wonder if they gots cupcakes and tacos over in the wormy-hole." He said as he skipped in the wormhole.