Prologue: Just be Patient (please?)
First things first. Before you scowl at this page, close the book, and put it on the shelf, just listen. I'm not your average person. "Really?" you ask, "No main character in any respective story is an average person!" Well, that's true. But, let me ask you this: have any of the books you read been about a villain? No? Thought so. Let me rephrase: I'm not your average do-gooder, or any do-gooder in that manner. You are probably yelling right now: "Just get on with it!" I will, in time, if you stop interrupting. So... on with the story.