Author' Note: This is the first time I wrote a B26 pairing... I want this to be angst though.(and I was inspired by this scene) This really is similar from a break up scene from "How I met your Mother"
Disclaimer:I do not own KHR or the break up scene part from how i met your mother. If i did Mukuro won't be a pineapple (sorry fans of Mukuro) and "How i met your mother" will not be a series.
Key: Italics are thoughts.
Title: The Worst Time To Break Up
Chapter 1:Happy Birthday Fran!
Bel's P.O.V.
I really am geting tired of Fran...
He's been so boring lately...
Probably today is the right day to break up...
Oh yeah... today is his birthday...
Belphegor picked up his telephone (he has one) and dialed Fran's telephone (home) number. Telephone: This is Fran and I'm not home because either I'm too lazy to pick up the phone or I'm out doing missions or I'm on my date with my perfect boyfriend~ 3. Please leave a message... by the way today is my b-day!
Belphegor's message:
Happy birthday Froggy!
Ummm... listen maybe its time to settle down...
Y'know, maybe its time to see other people.
Not that I don't like you and all.
But... this relationship is not working out.
Ok,
Bye.
ushishishi~
Normal P.O.V.
The Varia and the Kokuyu (dont care how it is spelt) were preparing Fran's surprise b-day. (too OCC)
They noticed Belphegor wasn't there yet like he promised. (Belphegor promised?)
Conversation of the Varia and the Kokuyu (too lazy sorry!) :
Squalo: VOOOOOIIIIIIII! Where in the 6 hells is he? :(
Lussuria: Strategy Captain! I tried to call him but Bel-chan wouldn't answer! I sent him 10 missed calls! :3
Squalo: VOOOOIIIIII! Then- *gets hit by wine glass*
Xanxus: Shut the f*ck up trash.
Squalo: You stupid boss!
Mukuro: Well we could always start without him.
M.M. , Chrome, Ken, Chikusa: *nods in agreement*
Levi: I don't care about his birthday.
Viper: And we don't care about you. (A/N: Viper is a girl and he (she) is Fran's sister)
Squalo: I"M SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING! LET'S- *interupted by answering telephone thing (answer machine of fran)
Telephone:
Happy birthday Froggy!
Ummm... listen maybe its time to settle down...
Y'know, maybe its time to see other people.
Not that I don't like you and all.
But... this relationship is not working out.
Ok,
Bye.
ushishishi~
Chikusa: Oh
Mukuro: My
Xanxus: F*cking
Squalo: GOD!
*door opens revealing Fran*
Everyone: *awkwardly* Happy Birthday! ._.""
Fran: What's up with the awkwardness? (monotone)
Everyone: Er... well... um...
Fran: I'm waiting (monotone still)
Mukuro: The truth is...*whispers it to Fran*
Fran: *blinks* Well lets get on with the party!
Everyone else: HAH?
Fran: You made a surprise party! Its a waste of effort if we don't do the actual partying... (monotone as always)
Everyone: *shrugs* YAH! :D
Fran's P.O.V.
If he had to break up with me why on the phone?
Why on my birthday?
Why on the answering phone where anyone can hear it?
You jerk...
You bastard...
I hate you for ruining my birthday
At least everyone else is with me on my birthday to hate you.