Prologue
One peaceful night in FlareClan, nothing was stirring, not even that half dead mouse on the fresh kill pile. The lake was calm, as calm as you can get with those stupid Twolegs hooning on it in the middle of the night.
A pain stricken yowl pierced the cool night air.
"Quick grab a cactus, Sandcastle is kitting," commanded a big white tom cat. That tom had yellow paws.
"I'm on it," a smaller nut brown tabby tom replied, saluted, and scampered off in search of the needed cactus.
The white tom hurried across a moonlit clearing, jaws clamped around a bundle of herbs. He ran into another den, the den where the yowling was erupting from. "No need to fear, Yellowsnow is here."
Yes it is true, his name is Yellowsnow. A sandy cat stopped writing on the floor.
"Well," said a sandy she-cat. "This is Windykit, Stormkit and Rosekit."
"Congratulations on your litter," Yellowsnow mewed.
"Thanks," Sandcastle replied.
The nut brown tabby tom that was mentioned earlier hurried in, sure enough, with a cactus. "I got the cactus," he proclaimed.
"Thanks Nuthead," Sandcastle said.
Yes, his name is Nuthead. Nuthead dropped the prickly cactus in front of Sandcastle. Sandcastle bent her head and began to chew on the cactus. "Yum."
"Come on Nuthead, time to go," Yellowsnow said.
Nuthead nodded and followed Yellowsnow out of the nursery. "Hey, I got a prophecy."
"When?" Yellowsnow asked curiously.
"Yesterday," Nuthead said.
Yellowsnow spun around. "A- and you di-didn't tell me." His eyes glazed over and he tried not to cry.
"The almighty storm, the peaceful rose, the insane windy one, will save the Clans from utter destruction," Nuthead said.
"It must be important, it has the word utter destruction," Yellowsnow said.
"Yeah so?" Nuthead asked.
"I don't know, it sounded cool." Yellowsnow said defensively.
"What does utter mean?" Nuthead suddenly asked.
"Cows have them," Yellowsnow informed his apprentice.
"KK," Nuthead said.
"That's my thing," Yellowsnow snapped.
"Yes sir," Nuthead saluted.
A little short, but, hey, its the prologue. Okay so, things you should know
Number 1: Lunarwing + Hawktalon = no more sanity for you
Number 2: Hawktalon updates, Lunarwing helps write it
Number 3: Usually I would say no flames, but since this is a parody and I don't really care, knock yourself out, FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES!
Number 4: Review
Number 5: Any one got any silly cat names that I can use? Leaders are taken, and that's about it. I have many more names, but I would like to see what you awesome readers of my parody come up with.
~Hawktalon