Disclaimer: No, I do not own NCIS.
Posted this on my LJ a few months ago, just never got round to posting it here. Anyway, enjoy, and reviews are much appreciated as usual. :)
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"Your driving is not worse than mine Tony!" Ziva insisted.
"Abby, tell her," he said, sighing in frustration. The Goth giggled.
"Actually Ziva, his driving is worse than yours, at least on the 'how likely passengers are to throw up' scale. He totally deserves the title of 'Most Dangerous Driver in NCIS'," she agreed.
"But... you drive like an... an... an old ninny!" She declared.
"Uh... I think you might mean biddy there Ziva, but ninny could work too I guess..." McGee interjected. "Or maybe granny...?" He trailed off at the murderous look on Ziva's face.
"I drive like a sane person now, Zee-vah," Tony stated. "I used to drive like a maniac."
"He did," Abby confirmed, "Then Gibbs banned him." She giggled.
"Why did he make you stop?" Ziva asked curiously, her head tipped slightly to one side as she wondered what could possibly have made Gibbs ban Tony from driving like a perfectly sane person such as herself.
"Kate threw up." Tony said with a grimace which only served to confuse Ziva even more.
"I do not understand what Kate throwing up has anything to do with Gibbs banning you from driving like you say you used to! My driving has made McGee throw up before and Gibbs has never told me to drive like an old binny!"
Tony was nominated to answer this new statement as McGee and Abby were too busy laughing.
"Well... it wasn't so much that Kate threw up, Ziva. It was more where she threw up." Ziva raised her eyebrows. "She... kinda... threwuponGibbs."
She stared at him as if astonished he was still alive. Which, to be honest, he had wondered at the time why Gibbs hadn't shot him on the spot, lover or not.
"On Gibbs?" She asked.
"On Gibbs." He confirmed. She bit her lip, obviously trying not to laugh.
"He couldn't sit down for a week." Abby told her, having finally stopped laughing at Ziva's 'binny' comment.
"Why not?" McGee wanted to know.
"His ass was rather tender due to the kicking I gave it, McGee." Gibbs said as he walked in with perfect timing as usual. "With me, DiNozzo."
Tony followed Gibbs to the elevator, glancing back as he reached it to see Abby being approached by McGee and Ziva, both obviously wanting to know the whole story. Once the elevator doors closed, he turned to Gibbs.
"Did you use your foot? I don't remember you using anything other than your hand and dick on my ass that night, Jethro," he said with a grin, ducking the headslap automatically before leaning into the kiss. As Gibbs pulled away, Tony decided to risk it.
"Can I drive home?"