Disclaimer:
Really, people! By this time you ought to know I own nothing! Star Wars and all related materials and characters belong to George Lucas and his gang. Buffy The Vampire Slayer and all related materials and characters belong to Joss Whedon and his group.Alright, this silly, silly story was inspired by the Buffy episode, where the Trio secrete a garden gnome with a camera in her yard.
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Summary:
Buffy has a nightmare.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Gnomes Or Cheese?
Sixteen garden gnomes stood in unsuspecting attention, lined up in four straight rows. Each gnome had a wire attached to it-all of the wires leading to an ignition box.
Buffy Ann Summer, A. K. A Revan, stood at attention, riding crop in hand; she glared at the 'troops'.
"Men!" She announced in her 'General' voice. "You have been a grave disappointment to me and your overall command! Charges of dereliction and collusion have been confirmed and you have been found guilt! During your term several moles and pests have infested the gardens and lawns you were charged in overseeing and protecting! Penalty for this grave crime is-Death!"
The plunger on the ignition box dropped down on its own.
Boom!
An expanding column of dust was all that remained of the sixteen garden gnomes. Buffy smirked and tapped the riding crop against her thigh.
"Well, that's one way of getting rid of creepy garden ornaments."
Buffy woke up gasping. She stared wildly about her dark room, before collapsing back down into her bed, sighing in relief.
At least, Buffy reassured herself, falling back to sleep, at least in no gnome land there was no known cheese man!
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Well, I did shout out a warning.
Disclaimer: Any and all, current or future, urges to blow up tacky and ugly yard ornaments belong to their respective owners and have nothing to do with me-or this odd little story.