Ever wonder how come Kasumi chooses to sleep in a bar/lounge? Find out why now!
[Shepard, Kasumi are talking in the Port Observation Room.]
S: Kasumi, I have a question.
K: Ask away Shep.
S: How come that every time I walk into the Port Observation Room to have a late night drink, you're not there and your bed is always empty? And you're wide awake during the day too. Do you sleep at all?
K: Don't be silly. I sleep like everybody else does. It's just I'm invisible when I sleep. Invisible.
S: I emptied the M-622 Avalanche onto your bed last night at 2:32 am. You must be a very deep sleeper.
K: Ha! Do you think I'm actually going be in my bed? The greatest ninja thief in the galaxy, caught like a sleepy pigeon? Not a chance Ms Savior-of-the-Citadel, not a chance.
S: So where do you sleep then?
K: On the ceiling.
S: The ceiling?
K: The ceiling. I sleep on the ceiling. Invisible.
S: There's no bed on the ceiling.
K: There is a hammock. I sleep in my hammock hanging from the ceiling.
S: A hammock?
K: Yes. A hammock, which is also... invisible. An invisible hammock. In-Vi-Si-Ble.
S: Good. Now I know how to catch you.
K: No you don't. I move my invisible hammock to a randomly different room on the Normandy every night.
S: What? Are you saying that you sleep in random crew members' quarters without them knowing?
K: Of course I do! How else do you think I know everyone so well? That Tali's father activated Geth on the Migrant Fleet, that Thane's son tried to kill that Turian but you stole his kill, that Morinth...
S: That's enough! Don't you dare sneak into my room invisibly at night and watch me sleep or I'll...
K: Why not? You're cute when you're asleep. You talk about kittens slaughtering canaries and eating them. And you cry out Liara T'Soni's name when you...
S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!