It was late at night. The sky was dark and it was raining. Most of the FMA cast was all outside. Ed was on the ground sobbing along with Winry and Alphonse. Ed yelled, "This isn't fair! You can't just abandon us like this damn it! We've been with you for a long time!

Alphonse was sobbing. "No. No! You can't make us! YOU JUST CAN'T!"

Roy turned away as well as most of the military soldiers. Havoc said," It's not that bad" as he got down on one knee, as he began to touch Ed's shoulder. Ed turned around and smacked his hand away.

"NO IT'S NOT! MY BROTHER AND I CAN'T BE TREATED LIKE THIS!" he shouted. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T!"

Roy smacked him in the face. In a firm voice, he said, "Full Metal. We're being switched to Disney Channel, whether you want to or not."

Adult Swim workers came out and smiled sadly. "Sorry. Disney Channel bought you out. You now belong to them." Ed got off the ground and was about to smack them but Roy held onto his shoulder.

"They're worse than homunculi", Ed mumbled. Envy kicked him in the head, knocking him to the ground.

"I heard that shorty", he said furiously. "Just because you're his son, doesn't mean you get to have your own way…"

"Envy…Kick his ass now. You won't get a chance when you're in Disney Channel..." remarked Lust.

Envy snickered and yelled,"Yeah and you better love your outfit now. Because you won't be able to wear it on Disney..."

Lust's eyes widened. She staggered back into Scar. "Th-This can't be!" she yelled as she shook Scar. "We can't…We can't kill anyone or wear the wonderful clothes!"

Scar shivered as he ran toward the Adult Swim crew. "GOD SHALL PUNISH YOOOOU!"

Winry threw a wrench at Scar's head which knocked him unconscious. Everyone stared at her like she was crazy. People began slowly backing away. "What! I didn't want anyone to die!"

Ed poked Scar. Blood was running. Ed stared at Winry. "You might have killed him…He was just trying to kill the people who ruined our lives! Hey…Where are they?"

They looked around. The Adult Swim crew was gone. All that was left of them was a note. It read, " Sorry! We hate Disney just as much as you do! Good luck to all of you! Please note that you can never ever again cuss, wear inappropriate clothing, bleed too much, and other things they shall tell you when you become in contract with them…

Love,

Adult Swim

Ed slumped to the ground. He then looked up to the sky and yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone and everything broke into chaos after that.

Ah ha ha ha ha! This is just so interesting no? This is a series so you're gonna have to wait for the next part. I have nothing against Disney Channel but they've been sucking every year. But this is just pure fun!