A/N: So, yeah, this is my new drabble "crackfic" as I have been told by my dear friend Faith (Shinrai). She's also my beta so bow down to her. Each chapter will consist of a character from the Twilight series reacting to . First up is Alice!
Fandom: Twilight
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Title: What The Fanfiction?
Chapter: 1
Reacting: Alice Cullen
"Okay, so I've never done this before, but I'm super excited to see what you guys wrote about us!"
"Alright, let's see what we got here..."
"WOW! Over six thousand Alice and Jasper stories?! Aww!"
"Wait a minute... more than EIGHTY THOUSAND Edward and Bella stories?! Oh my god..."
"Okay, let's look at some of these."
"Why is it that I'm always Bella's annoying best friend?"
"Also, why am I always described as 'over enthusiastic pixie'? I am NOT a pixie!"
"And apparently, I'm a shopaholic. Humph."
"And I'm mostly a secondary character..."
"What? I DIED?"
"Now, that is just mean!"
"Wait! Jasper and Edward? Ahahaha!"
"Alice and Bella? Alice and Edward?"
"Alice and CARLISLE?!"
"Alice, Bella and Rosalie threesomes?!"
"Cullen Orgy?!"
"Gross! We're family, you freaks!"
"What's Rated M? Smut? Lemons?"
"O...Oh my..."
*Log Out*
A/N: Hope that made you smile; even a little bit. :) I'm gonna try to update once a week. Review and recommend who you want to read react!
~Claire
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