So, let's start with the story, (that was the introduction lol)
Once upon a time there was a stupid kid named link, so a very kind man(ganon) said that he was going to grant a wish but just one, so link asked him if he could kill his stupid grandma, so Ganon said "your wish is granted", but his grandma was alive! Link was furious with this man and became more furious when he discovered that his sister was stolen by him cause link used her as a missile for his bazooka!
next day link had a great plan... he will put his grandma into a big cannon and shot her into the forsaken fortress, so with her smell everyone will die, but something went wrong, his taxi was late(think that the forsaken fortress is an island xd) so his plan was going to be next day, but he was so angry about what happened yesterday that he threw his grandma into the taxi and exploaded(the taxi, not grandma lol), so he hired a plane but at the middle of the trip it ran out of petrol, so the plane fell on tingle's Island. And that idiot green "pitufo" repared his plane but Tingle billed him a thousand rupees, so link sent tingle to hell(literaly, with a bazooka, but he used a normal missil cause' his sister was traped).
So he went with his plane to forsaken fortress they crashed into the forsaken fortress(lol, i have said like 10 times forsaken fortress(11) but just for advertising it) luckily no one died except the pilot cause' when everyone jumped off the plane there was 2 parachutes, one link used it, the other one his grandma and the pilot sadly jumped with link's schoolbag, sadly the schoolbag was hurt(everybody pray for the schoolbag, it was a good bag). With a lot of luck, grandma fell just in Ganon's room. So the bird that rapt link's sister threw Ganon to the end of the world to save him of grandma's smell, no, the truth is that he fell in Dragon Roost Island, but the dragon was so angry that he kicked ganon to Forest Haven and the Deku tree blew Ganon to Hyrule leaving him there.