I'd actually written a fanfic similar to this long ago but it got deleted. Well, I decided to redo it. Hope you all like it! Also, expect a sequel to this very soon =^.^=

Disclaimer: Honestly? Do I really have to?

"A letter from Iruka"

"Iruka, he is YOUR responsibility! So, therefore, you must do something about it…before the idiot gets himself killed!" Tsunade yelled as she pointed a finger at the scared as hell academy teacher.

"Y-Yes, Tsunade-sama! But what do you suggest I do? I've tried talking to Naruto but he never listens," Iruka sulked.

"I dunno. Write him a letter or something."

"A…letter?"

A light bulb went off in Iruka's head.

"Yes, Iruka, a letter. Wait. He does know how to read, right?"

Naruto was happily walking along down the street, whistling the theme song to F.R.I.E.N.D.S when Iruka suddenly walked up to him, shoved a piece of paper into his hands and walked off. Naruto raised a brow as he looked down at the paper. It had writing on it.

Dear Naruto

It has come to my attention that you're annoying. Actually, everyone thinks you're annoying and don't like you and want to kill you. So, I have written you a list of things you must never do unless you want people to hate you even more or basically just maim you beyond recognition.

1 ) You will not sing, "Everybody was kung fu fighting!" when training. We do justu, not kung fu.

2 ) You will not sing, "Everybody was jutsu fighting!" either.

3 ) You will not make fun of Kankurou's Barbie doll collection. He says that they are vital in his research for making puppets so it must be true.

4 ) You will not touch, steal or in any way move Sakura's Sasuke plushie.

5 ) You will not switch Gaara's gore feast taps with Barney reruns.

6 ) You will not ask Sasuke how the folks back home are doing.

7 ) You will not hide video cameras in Kakashi's room in an attempt to see what he looks like without his mask on. Believe me, you don't want to know.

8 ) You will not ask me how I know what Kakashi looks like without his mask on.

9 ) You will not run around the Akatsuki lair screaming, "KUUYBI IS DA POWA!"

10 ) You will not stick a 'Rape Me' sign on Neji's back and throw him into a room full of fangirls. Gaara has still yet to recover from when you did that to him three months ago.

11 ) You will not chase Rock Lee around with a cross shouting, "THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU!"

12 ) You will not spray weed killer on Zetsu even though he is the enemy and it is incredibly funny to watch him running around and screaming and…actually, forget this one.

13 ) You will not ask Sakura why her hair is pink. We all know it's because the magical unicorn puppies thought it would look prettier that way.

14 ) You will not ask Sasuke why his hair looks like a duck's ass.

15 ) You will not ask Ino why she ripped off Deidara's hairstyle.

16 ) You will not ask me why so many people have strange hairstyles.

17 ) You will not ask the Akatsuki if they hide weed in their coats.

18 ) You will not steal Gaara's gourd in order to make sandcastles with it.

19 ) You will not sing the Jaws theme when fighting Kisame.

20 ) You will not rip up/burn/eat/destroy this after you have read it.

Naruto looked down at the letter once he had finished reading it. He read over it a few more times before a very foxy and evil grin spread across his face. "Why, thank you, Iruka. Now I know what I'm going to do today!" he yelled before he sped off down the road in search of his 'friends'.

Poor Iruka. If only he'd known of the havoc he would unless onto the world by giving Naruto that letter because, honestly, all he really succeeded in was giving the boy ideas!