A/N: So me and some friends played the fanfic game. We each come up with a person/character, a location, and a quote. You can pick from them to create your story; I chose to use all of them. This is a garbage fire but whatever.

Mike wasowski (monsters inc.)

Wendy's bathroom

"You're about to catch these fists."

Sherlock holmes

Dairy farm

"a perfect 10"

Kovu

District 1

"out for a walk, bitch."

Sherlock thought that it was strange that a lion was at the quaint dairy farm he was stalking for a peek at watson's date with Mary. The lion was stalking the cows and doing quite a poor job of it. As the lion missed yet another cow Sherlock could not stifle his laughter. What kind of predator was this? The lion turned in his direction and made to lunge at him as well.

Kovu didn't know how he got to this strange green field, but he wasn't complaining. There were plenty of other animals to eat here and they were just standing around getting fat. As his stomach growled Kovu attempted to take down one of the animals but missed. He was unused to this strange new environment and couldn't concentrate well with all the new smells and sensations. Then he heard a strange noise and turned around. A strange creature was standing a short distance away so Kovu thought he would try for this one instead of the illusive cows. When he failed to catch it he heard the noise again. When he looked up at the tall creature he realized that it was laughing at him. "You're about to catch these fists!" Kovu growled. It backed up at his growl and Kovu smirked finally feeling like he did something today. But as he moved towards the creature again everything went black.

…3 weeks later…

When Kovu woke up he was in a strange box and couldn't get out. During his struggle a small green thing on legs came over and attached a rope to the collar that had been placed around his neck. "WTF?!" The green creature pulled him out of the box and brought him through a door. He was still at the same green field as before. Even the tall creature was there. It smirked and spoke, "Out for a walk bitch?" Kovu didn't understand but it didn't sound nice so he growled and was pulled away to a sweet looking train at the edge of the property. He passed out for the duration of the ride and woke up in a weird town called District 1. The trip was scary and the people there stared and pointed at him.

Soon they entered another building and were greeted by a tailor. "OH! Mike its wonderful how ever did you find such a beast?!" "Oh well you know," Mike said, "I travel a lot and just picked him up." He handed the leash to the tailor and left to return home or whatever. Kovu was then brought to a room filled with horrors where he promptly passed out never to wake again.

…3 weeks later…

"Oh President Snow your new coat looks amazing, that coat is almost a perfect 10!" A random citizen claimed as they peed next to each other in the wendy's bathroom. "why thank you." tucked his old man dick back in and zipped up his pants and left the bathroom. When he got to his fancy town car he told his man servant to go kill the random citizen for speaking to him without permission and went back to his mansion to enjoy his frosty and baconator.

The End