A/N:Hello all! Here is the first chapter of 11 Chapters Of Nonsense! This story has many many many many many many characters from movies, TV shows, and video games. The crossover characters are: Big Momma from Big Momma's House, Aunt Adelaide from Nanny McPhee, Kitty Baxter from Chicago, Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider movies and games, Grace from Unaccompanied Minors, Vicki from Little Britain, Chris Crocker of YouTube fame, and Paris Hilton. In case you don't know who any of these people look like, Google them! Anyways, the original characters in this story are: Lucy, Mrs. O'Connor, Phillip, and Megan. Use your imagination!
Once upon a time there wasn't a pool at Lucy's house. There were no TVs, no boxes, no fire alarms, no bathrooms, no windows, and no doors. The wall opened. But Lucy had a big rough day at work. She pinched somebody, she pinched Vicki. Vicki was saying,
"Vie vie vie, stop it!"
"Shut up stupid!", shouted Lucy. Then Lucy went to jail. She had potato cereal for breakfast, butter for lunch, and tuna for dinner. While she was in jail, she had to sleep on top of a TV. Then she fell off. Then she got a cut. But there was no blood. When she got out of jail, she met somebody named Bryan Eli. He was skinny and ugly, and he had long hair down to the floor. Then she saw Vicki driving. Then Lucy started dancing on Vicki's car. Then Vicki lost control and drove off a cliff and died. But Lucy didn't die. Then a cool guy named Phillip came up. He had spiky hair and sunglasses. His girlfriend was named Lara Croft. Lara Croft had 2 guns. Then Bryan Eli came up to see Lara Croft.
"Hi woman with 2 guns.", he said. "Who are you?"
"My name is Lara Croft." said Lara. "You see these 2 guns?" she asked.
"No." said Bryan Eli.
"Well you do now!", she said. Lara Croft shot Bryan Eli.
A/N: Please review! I have the other 10 chapters of the story done already, and I will post the next chapter as soon as I get at least 2 reviews, so, if you can read this, review, whether you like it or not ;)!