Hey Brain,

It's me Lily. Thought I would stop by and say 'hi'... and let you how stupid you are.

I don't even know why I associate with you anymore. I mean honestly, think about it. Oh wait, you can't since you're so stupid. And you just made that awful attempt at a joke; I can't deal with you.

I mean, let's start off with the little things...like the fact that you refuse to cooperate with me. It happens during a Charms exam, or any exam, really. I want to pass, I really do; but all of a sudden, you start thinking about how fanciable Teddy is, and honestly that is not acceptable. It's not acceptable during that specific time or any time. He's way too old and I'm way too young and that just can't be legal anywhere.

Generally, you can't concentrate anywhere on anything for more than twenty minutes. That's a problem, and you need to fix that. Now. Mom's already lecturing me about my bad grades (James delightfully informed her) and I don't need to be lectured because of you. Merlin.

Well, brain, there is just way too much to yell at you about. Let's start with your obsession with Lily. No not me, Lily. But Lily. Lily Evans. Grandma. Yep. That one. Why do you compare us all the time? I hate it. I'm my own person. I don't need you to reprimanding me every freaking second.

Lily wouldn't curse.

Lily wouldn't get get a T.

Lily would have been a Gryffindor.

Lily would be nicer to everyone.

Lily would have at least one guy who fancied her.

Merlin, brain, that is enough; if you are incapable of accepting me for, me Lily Luna Potter, screw you. (Well not really, because, well sometimes I need you.)

And it's just that you're so damn insecure and it's starting to get to me.

Yes, I know Rose has Scorpius.

And Victoire has Teddy (is it necessary to always make it sting when I hear that?).

Dom has whoever she wants, and she's too damn perfect; athletic and girly; rebel and prefect.

Lucy has Lysander and Molly has Lorcan (it's not that weird).

Roxanne has her perfect muggle boyfriend back at home, and he's absolutely gorgeous (just like her).

And brain, I know all of this, I do. Why is it necessary to be so horrible to every single one of them? Just because you are incapable of happiness does not give you the right to feed of off other people's pain (even if you are a Slytherin). So stop that, now.

Okay, well, that's it for now. Try to clean up your act. No don't try, do. We'll have another chat later.

Always, Lily

(Yes, brain, I understand how cliché that is)

This is just a new idea I had. I might continue this whenever I have time, either with Lily or other characters.

Let me know if it worked, or if you have a character request or something.

Thanks for reading, and let me know what you think. :)