"That's Life!"
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The series and characters are owned by Hasbro and the creator herself, Lauren Faust.
Twilight Sparkle was busy walking through the Ponyville Marketplace when he saw Rainbow Dash sitting next to a stand. Deep down, Twilight read the sign on the bottom.
"Life, 2 bits." Twilight Sparkle read.
"You know it," Rainbow Dash stated, "Two bits and I'll make you richer than ever! It's not a game, this is real life we're talking about!"
"I know there's something strange going on, but I guess I'll roll along with it," Twilight nodded, "Okay, here's two bits. What do I get?"
"Nothing!" Rainbow exclaimed, "I just ripped you off!"
"WHAT?!" Twilight reacted in shock.
"That's life!" Rainbow shouted in glee!
Angered that she was ripped off, Twilight shot a laser beam from her horn, blasting Rainbow Dash right in the face and knocking her unconscious!
"Serves you right for ripping me off, dillweed!" Twilight spat at her.
As soon as Twilight walked away, Rainbow Dash leaned up and shouted out to her.
"A-are you sure you don't want a chocolate donut to go with nothing?"
With no answer coming from Twilight, Rainbow laid down in defeat. That's practically the last time she rips someone off. Ever.
Okay, I can't imagine Twilight ever having to say "Dillweed", but what can you say, she was livid!
Anyway, you bronies know what to do from here!