The Sleeping Bad Luck Beauty
A Fanfic J-Pop Opera/Ballet
music by
Bad Luck, Nittle Grasper, and Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Adapted into fanfic form by
Tsuki Aquarius Hanju
(Who does not own the rights to the ballet, the Disney film, nor the anime/manga, and thus does not wish to make money off of this, but is writing it anyway out of sheer fandom)
((and thus is my disclaimer))
Cast
Shuichi Shindou...Prince(ess) of the Kingdom of Shindou, AKA the idiot who gets cursed
Eiri "Yuki" Uesugi...Prince of the Uesugi Country who doesn't know how he gets involved with curses and the like
Ryuichi Sakuma...First Magician of the High Order and Lord of the Order of Musical Magi. How he got there, we don't know
Tohma Seguchi...Second Magician of the High Order and First of the Synthesizer Sorcerers. You don't want to know how he got there
Noriko Ukai...Third Magician of the High Order and Second of the Synthesizer Sorcerers
Hiroshi Nakano...Forth Magician of the High Order and Sovereign of the Guitar. Pretty cool, huh?
Suguru Fujisaki...Fifth Magician of the High Order and Third of the Synthesizer Sorcerers; cousin of Lord Tohma
Taki Aizawa...Evil Sixth Magician of the High Order who throws a tantrum for not being invited to a kid's party
Kumagoro...Familiar to Lord Ryuichi and unofficial Seventh Magician of the High Order, official Duke of All That Is Kawaii
Claude "K" Winchester...Captain of the Guard and Body Guard to Prince Shuichi
Mika Seguchi...Princess of Uesugi and wife of Lord Tohma. You don't want to piss her off
Tatsuha Uesugi...Younger brother of Eiri and Mika who is madly in love with (for some strange reason or other) The First Magician
Ayaka Usumi...A young dutchess (think Anastasia) who is engaged to Prince Eiri, yet is crushed on by Lord Hiroshi
Maiko Shindou...Young Princess of Shindou and Prince Shuichi's academically-better, yet loving younger sister
Mr. and Mrs. Shindou...King and Queen of the Land of Shindou, cursed with having a hyper maniac as their eldest kid
Mr. Sakano...Palace Scribe and academic tutor of Prince Shuichi. I kinda feel sorry for him, since both jobs are gonna suck
Ma-Kun and Ken-Kun... ...Lord Taki's "Apprentices" (a polite way of calling them his lackies)
Monk Uesugi...High Priest of the land of Uesugi, and very traditional father of Princess Mika and Princes Eiri and Tatsuha
Random People...Everyone else
So here's a quick explanation of the universe I'm using for this AU fic (and yes, it is an AU. Bwa ha ha ha ha!): Everybody lives in castles and cottages and palaces and the like that you typically see in western fairy tales, and some of the clothes are like what you think of when you think of "Once upon a time" and , alongside horses and carriages, people also ride motorcycles. And while most of the places are lit with candles and lamps, things such as MP3s, computers, CDs and CD players, electric spotlights, electric guitars, synthesizers (obviously) and (especially) speakers and microphones also exist, alongside modern contraceptives, guns, resorts, etc. Also, most of the main cast is gonna be wearing button-down collared shirts, jeans, slacks, jackets, sneakers, sailor fuku school-girl uniforms, and most other commodities found in modern day wear form time to time. Not to worry though. I will describe things as they come about.
Sorry for the confusion and inconvenience of this fic, BTW. I kinda saw this plot-bunny while baby sitting one of my friends kids... More like, said kid made me put on Disney's Sleeping Beauty, and while she watched that, I read one of the Gravitation manga I had brought with me, and my brain that night decided to blend the two together. I sort of like the ballet more, but I may have influences from the movie. I'll try to make this as coherent as possible. But this is a parody, so its not meant to be taken too seriously.
Oh, and due to language, violence (How violent can Sleeping Beauty possibly be?), implied sex, possible uses of alcohol, rape, and other nasty things, this fic is rated M for Mature audiences; not I for Immature. You have been warned.