Disclaimer: Nope..
This fic was inspired by Sandileina and written for KiriharaAkaya.
The idea came to me when my school this cute little play thing. It was very similar to this project but the songs were different. You can even use these as a Christmas Carol!
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At first it sounded normal. It was a project where you had to take a Christmas song and change its lyrics to make it more… Well… Funny.
Kirihara was doing his project on the melody of the song 'Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer'
Santa was a man with a white beard
And loves it when you leave cookies
But then the world went naughty
So he only gave out coal
But then the world went crazy
So Santa started a war
But then he got so angry
He finally grew a mole
"KIRIHARA AKAYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!???" Mrs. Tome glared at Akaya behind his shoulder, well… More like LOOMED. "Mrs. Tome! I… Uhh… I was… Uhh… Yeah." Kirihara said innocently after realizing that he had nothing to say.
Mrs. Tome leaned down and silently muttered Kirihara's lyrics. There was a hint of a smile on her face when she finished, and she left swiftly on her feet without warning. Kirihara sighed.
Perhaps I should do another one…
This one was to the tune of 'Deck the halls'
This is Santa fat and chubby
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
He looks funky when he's grumpy
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
Grab an iPod put it in his pants
Turn it on loud and watch him dance
If you trip him there goes Christmas,
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa!
This is Santa fat and chubby
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
He looks funky when he's grumpy
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
Santa's coming down the chimney
My excitement's scaring me
I'm about to see Santa,
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa!
This is Santa fat and chubby
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
He looks funky when he's grumpy
Hahahahahaaahahahahaaa
I have presents hidden in a tree
They're all waiting patiently
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha ha!
Kirihara grinned at his work; Mrs. Tome had caught that and walked over to review his work again. This time, there was definitely a smile on her face.
"Kirihara kun, would you do a song in the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town'?" She asked with a cheeky smile.
"Sure…" Kirihara reluctantly answered.
So he then picked up his pen and wrote some more.
To the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to Town'
Hey little kids-
There's something in the sky
And I'm not going to lieeee
Presents are dropping tonight
Santa is sick
Rudolph is too
The only cure for Santa is a big feast of food
Santa is a really sick dude
I found out that St. Nick
Had a big bad evil flu
So I brought over some turkey and a ham with cookies too
Christmas is saved
All because of me
Presents will fly and kids are happy
Just don't forget to bring…
TURKEYYYY!!!
This time, Mrs, Tome openly laughed out loud. She reached over with the huge red sharpie she always seemed to have around and marked a big fat 'A'.
Kirihara's eye twitched. Wow. That was easy.
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The next day, Kirihara's songs were sung by the school choir and posted all around the school.
And where was Kirihara the great song writer?
He fainted of embarrassment because no one told him that his songs were going to be made public.
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Now Kirihara got an:
A in Health/Writing, for his 'Phobia' essay thing…
A in Creative Writing for this fic.
Please tell me what you think! I know this is short… But I do hope you liked it, KiriharaAkaya! Thank you for all your reviews and support. (The 5th chapter on of Health Project wouldn't be uploaded if it wasn't for KiriharaAkaya…)