Naminé and Joey 2-1

Starring all of your favorite characters from the original Naminé and Joey series.

Season-Episode 2-1

Super Thompson Bros.

Joey was sleeping on his couch. Zexion walked in and sat on Joey's head. "YEOWCH!" Joey got up and swept off his shirt. "The Hell was that for?" Zexion shrugged.

"You didn't wake up. I used force."

"Could've asked..." Joey stared at his brother. "What's so urgent y' had to wake me up at…" Joey looked at the clock. "Six in the morning."

"Naminé and Kairi are coming over today, remember?"

"In four fuckin' hours…" Joey collapsed on the couch and fell back asleep.

Kirari ran downstairs as fast as she could. She was still dressed in her pajamas and clearly hadn't brushed her hair.

"What's the matter? I heard someone scream." Joey raised his hand lazily.

"Yeah, that was me."

"Why did you-"

"Zexion sat on my face." Kirari sighed, and slowly walked up the stairs back to her bed. Zexion shooed Joey back to his bed upstairs as he turned on the television and started to watch the early morning movies. Misa suddenly ran through the front door in a huge hurry. She looked around.

"Where's Joey?" Zexion shrugged. "I need to borrow the NES. It's an emergency!" Misa ran upstairs to Joey's room. Zexion stared at the T.V. looking a bit puzzled.

Joey had finally settled in his bed. He pulled the covers up to his neck, shut his eyes, and started to fall asleep. Misa slammed the door of Joey's room open.

"JOEY!" Joey turned around, looking very tired.

"Good God." Joey noticed that Misa was holding a small box. "What's in there?"

"Oh, right!" Misa pulled out an old NES game, covered in dust.

"What's that?" Misa shoved the game into Joey's face.

"Super Mario Bros., the original one! Happy Birthday!" Joey seemed a bit taken aback.

"You woke me up at six in the morning to show me an old NES game? And it's not my birthday." Joey scratched his head. He whispered under his breath. "Do I even own an NES?" He shrugged. "Alright. Let's go."

Joey pulled an out-of-date NES from under the coffee table. He blew some of the dust off of the top and blew off the cartridge deck. Misa plugged the cartridge into the top and handed Joey the rest of the box's contents. He pulled out an NES controller, a novelty '?' block, and a plastic mushroom.

"You bought this on eBay, didn't you?" Misa shrugged. Joey flicked the game on. Zexion walked into the room with a soda in his hand.

"What's goin' on here?" Joey sat up.

"Misa got me the old Super Mario Bros. game." Zexion looked at the screen.

"What's the '?' block?" Joey looked at the T.V. The screen was flashing 'hit the ? block'. Zexion held up the ? block above Joey. Joey jumped and hit it, just like he remembered from the game. He and Zexion froze suddenly as they were both slowly drawn to the NES.

Misa looked at the TV and saw that Joey and Zexion were in place of Mario or Luigi. "Oh my God! Joey!" Misa started to beat on the TV. Joey stood up and looked around him. He looked down and noticed he was all pixilated.

"Sweet!" He woke up Zexion. "Zexion, bro, check this out!" Zexion looked at his cloak. It was a lot darker than he remembered it. He looked around and saw that they were in the game.

"Oh no."

"Misa… You sooooo bought this on eBay, didn't you?" Joey started running until he realized that there were no enemies. "Hey, where are…" All of a sudden, heartless and nobodies appeared out of the ground.

"Oh, Crap." Naminé burst through the front door of Joey's house.

"Where's Joey? I sense something's wrong." Misa pointed at the TV. "Joey!"

"Hiya, Naminé!" Naminé looked at Misa.

"How'd he get stuck in there?"

"He punched that question mark block I got him for his birthday."

"It's not his birthday."

"Well, I know that now." Kirari walked downstairs.

"What time is it?" She asked. Naminé looked at her watch.

"Little after 6:10" Kirari shrugged and sat down.

"Since when do we have Super Mario Bros?"

"Since Misa gave Joey the game for his birthday." Naminé said as she sipped a bottle of soda.

"It's not Joey's-"

"We know." Naminé said with a hint of jitter. Naminé picked up the ? block and hit her head against it. She wasn't able to appear on the television.

"Why can't I go in?"

"It's a two-player game." Kirari said, watching the TV.

"How do you know that?" Naminé said as she turned around to face her.

"What do you THINK I did as a child? Play with Barbie dolls?" Naminé looked as if she was about to say something, but closed her mouth, turned around, and watched the TV.

"Please be okay, Joey…"

Joey and Zexion sliced through the level and got to the flagpole at the end. They looked around.

"Well now what?" Joey looked around, completely ignoring Zexion's question.

"Ah! That pipe there. Let's go!" Zexion looked on the inside as Joey threw him in and jumped in after he heard a thud. Misa and Naminé looked at Kirari.

"Where're they going now?" Kirari pointed downwards.

"The underground levels. Hopefully Joey remembers where the warp zone is."

"Warp zone?" Naminé asked, clearly confused.

"It lets you travel to worlds 3, 4 and 5. There's another warp zone In world 5-2 that leads to worlds 6, 7 and 8." Naminé looked at Kirari like she was crazy.

"You mad or something?" Misa asked. "There's no warp zone leading to the eighth level, is there?" Kirari nodded.

"Yup. And they're headed right for it, too, nonetheless." Naminé thought to herself out loud.

"So if they beat the game, then they'll be free, right?" Kirari shrugged.

"I would assume so. But even though it's old, don't doubt it. It's a pretty damn hard game." Naminé sighed.

"Oh well. They're at the warp point now. Should we tell them?"

"Might as well. Provided he doesn't already know… which he doesn't." Kirari sipped some soda as she finished her statement.

"Joey! Zexion!" The two looked out at Naminé. "Go to world 5. From world 5-2, you can travel to world 8. Then you can get out of the game." Joey shrugged.

"A'ight. Let's go." Zexion threw Joey down the world 5 pipe and jumped in after he heard a thud. Naminé slapped herself on the forehead.

By the time they finally got to world 8, it was already 7:00.

"Jesus, that last warp zone was pretty damn well hidden." Joey said, with a sigh. Zexion wiped the pixilated sweat off of his face.

"Look, there's the castle, so let's just go." The two began to walk along the pathway, slicing though heartless along the way. After10 or so minutes, they finally reached the castle of world 8-4.

"Well, c'mon, Zexion." Zexion looked hesitant as he walked up the stairs.

"I dunno, Joey. I've got a bad, and somewhat familiar, feeling about this place."

"You're being paranoid. Let's go!" Zexion let out a deep sigh as he walked up the stairwell.

Back in the real world, Misa was working on something under the table. Naminé walked closer and closer, but every time she got too close, Misa pushed her away.

"C'mon, Misa, I wanna help Joey as much as you do, so please tell me what it is you're doing." Misa pulled up the welding mask that she was wearing.

"I'm working on an item to send into the game. We could send people in, so I'm pretty sure we can send things in, too. I'm almost done, so grab me a sandwich."

"To see if you can send it into the game?"

"To eat, I forgot to get breakfast back at my apartment." Misa looked back at her work. "Then again, food isn't the first thing you think of when your apartment is burning to the ground." Naminé frowned and grabbed a loaf of bread.

Joey and Zexion ran through the castle as a small sandwich appeared in front of Joey. He grabbed it and started to chew.

"Mm… Spicy." Joey grasped his throat as flames shot out and his clothes changed colors.

"What'd you do?" Naminé yelled to Misa.

"I personally know that Joey would never eat a mushroom or a flower, so I customized a super spicy sandwich for him to become Fire Joey!" Naminé looked at Misa like she was insane.

"How is that good?"

"Well, on the bright side, he can shoot fireballs." Joey shot a fireball as Misa said he could do so.

"Buy Street fighter II off eBay next year, Misa. I want to try a Haduken." Naminé grabbed the controller.

"How do you do that?"

"Down, right, B." Naminé tried it and saw Joey hold his hands up.

"HADUKEN!" A large red blast of fire shot forward and hit Zexion.

"Ow…" The two walked farther in the castle until they reached the drawbridge. "How do we get past this?"

"You must defeat me." A mysterious voice said from the other side of the bridge. Joey stood in shock.

"Holy crap! Xemnas!" Zexion grabbed a piece of paper from his pocket.

"I never did get to submit my resignation letter." He chuckled. "Hey, did you know if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells manse-"

"SHUT UP!" Xemnas yelled as he lunged at the two brothers. Joey leaped into the air and jumped on Xemnas' head. It didn't do much, as Joey lost his fire ability. Joey picked up Zexion by the cloak and threw him at the Axe on the other side.

Instead of impaling Zexion, like you'd think, it cut the bridge and Xemnas fell into the lava below.

"DAMN YOU!!!" Joey leapt forward and walked to the next room. A small, pixilated Naminé was standing there.

"Naminé?"

"I'm sorry, Joey, but your princess is in the real world." As soon as she finished her sentence, Joey and Zexion were zapped back into the real world. Naminé ran up and hugged Joey.

"I'm so glad you're okay. Don't ever do that again." Joey nodded. He leaned forward and kissed Naminé. The two stood frozen for a few seconds as they stood back.

"Well, I know not to buy anything on eBay ever again!" Everyone laughed and the credits rolled, as most shows end.

A few moments afterward, Kairi burst the door open with a cake in her hand. "Happy Birthday, Joey!" Everyone let their head droop as they all sighed.