How the Yami Stole Christmas!
by Kaiba27
Yami Marik: YES! My own fanfic! points and laughs at Yami HA HA! BAKA-PHARAOH!
Yami Yugi: bows head in shame d'oooh...well least I'm still the Pharaoh!
Yami Marik:...you lil mother-
ahem Can't ya just do the copyright stuff?
Yami Marik: WHAT? YOU DARE TO COMMAND ME? I AM THE DARKNESS! WHERE THERE IS LIGHT, DARKNESS COVERS THE LIGHT AND CHAOS SPREADS THROUGHOUT THE DARK ABYSS! YOU DON'T CONTROL ME! I-
shows last year's Christmas picture of him doing...stuff
Yami Marik:... .Kaiba27 doesn't own Yugioh or How the Grinch stole Christmas.
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In the city of Domino, everyone was preparing for Christmas. Every stocking was filled with gifts and toys and PSPs, even an Xbox 360. All was chaos in Walmarts and every store about. Everyone in the city loved Christmas...all but one.
Miles away, was an area filled with Egyptian sand (dont even ask how it got there, I just put it there ok!) and with a pyramid as well (plays tape recorder "I love you! You love me! Lets-" crap! changes tape "dont even ask how it got there, I just put it there ok!"). Inside, was an insane Yami...Yami Marik. And he had a slave named Malik.
" Ugh...I hate Christmas! And this Ra damned fanfic," the freak said, throwing down the contract. "Should've worked for McDonald's instead.."
Malik sat on the floor in a complete daze.
The Yami looked over. "What are you doing, fool?"
Malik just shrugged. "I don't know." Marik sighed. "Why, Oh WHY! must I be with a baka like HIM?" Marik said, pointing at Malik, poking his eye. "OW MY EYE!" Marik smirked.
Cuz I wanna!
"Bitch! I should send you to the Realm of Shadows!"
Ya can't cuz you're in Domino while I lay back in good ol' California so HA!
"...Madafaka.."
Marik looked over at his hikari. Malik was putting up some holiday decorations everywhere in the dusty tomb. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"Putting some holiday spirit," Malik smiled innocently.
"Dude..I'M the spirit..and I ain't no holiday!" Marik grabbed a blow tourch and burned down all the decorations Malik tried so hard putting up. Malik went into his fetile position while Marik laughed like crazy. "Its because I am crazy! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" During the laughter, somewhere in the world, 6 cats and 3 children died. He chokes and falls over.
5 hours later...
The insane yami woke up. "Oww...should've listen to the doctor and stopped taking those steroids...ah well." He shrugged. "Maybe I should cause havoc across the city! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" 4 more cats died somewhere in the world. "Ha ha.." 2 children died.
Marik shrugged and went to his closet to get his Millennium Rod. He opens it and a white fluffy cat jumps him at his face.
"AAHH! RAPE! RAAAAAAPE! Hey wait...YOU BITCH-BASTARD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SCAR MY FACE TISSUES LATER!"
Then..the freaking cat talked. "Yeah I know...but you killed my brothers just now with your laughter!" the cat said, scratching Marik's wrinkled face.
Marik growled and blinded the cat with his shining eye, grabs his Rod, and kicks the cat back in there and locks the closet doors. "HA! I DON'T CARE IF I KILLED SOME BROS OF YOURS! I CAN LAUGH WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT!" He laughed and 3 more cats died. "BITCH!" yelled the cat inside the closet.
Malik, during the chaos, was just playing his PSP.
"Useless hikari..." Malik smiled innocently again while Marik flipped him off.
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What trouble shall the freak cause now? Find out in the next cha-
Yami Marik: THE HELL YOU JUST CALLED ME? chaseshim around the set
AAAHHH! REVIEW!
Malik: continues playing PSP