A.N.: Alright, I've never made a Kingdom Hearts fanfic, so I decided to try with an AkuRoku story. They are my favorite couple, along with SoKai. (I think that means SoraXKairi) I don't know why, but I have a fetish for stories where people have colds and whatnot. I guess I just enjoy watching people suffer... In this, I guess you would call it AU, because ALL of the Organization members are back. ENJOY!!!

Roxas and Sora are complete polar opposites. When Sora laughs, Roxas has an overwhelming bout of sadness. (Probably why he's usually pessimistic) When Sora cries, Roxas is compelled to feel giddy. When Sora wants to strangle Riku for making fun of his relationship with Kairi, Roxas wants to strangle Sora because Roxas feels the need to hug him. So, when Sora is feeling super healthy, poor Roxas is stuck with a cold.

Kairi and Namine' both giggled when Roxas sneezed. His sneeze was much cuter than Sora's, something that Kairi noted. Namine' smiled when Roxas reached for a tissue in the almost-empty tissue box. They both burst out laughing when Roxas "accidentally" sneezed on Sora. On accident, of course...

Sora wiped his shirt and huffed. "Roxas, I thought Nobodies couldn't get sick."

"Well," Roxas began, his voice sounding nasally,"This has never really been proven, considering the fact that barely anyone's ever met with their Nobody," he replied.

Sora frowned. "Oh yes, how could I have been so stupid?" he replied dryly.

Kairi laughed. "So, do we need to give Sora a cold to make you feel better?" she asked. Roxas shook his head.

"I don't think so. I'm pretty sure that this will work just like a cold that you guys get. I should probably be better within a few days."

"Couldn't Namine' just draw you getting better, Oh Great Einstein?" Sora said sarcastically. He was returned with a scowl from Namine'.

"I'm a witch, not a doctor," she said, holding her notebook close to her. Everyone groaned when Larxene walked up.

"So, I heard that poor Roxy is sick..." she sarcastically cooed, causing Roxas to turn even paler. "You know, I might just have the perfect remedy for you..."

Roxas immediately shook his head. "No thanks, Larxene..."

Larxene stared for a while, but then walked off. Xemnas came up, and everyone froze in their spots. "I heard that you were sick, Roxas."

Sora shot daggers at the blond. "Why do you have to have twelve blood-thirsty friends?" he hissed. Roxas shrugged, but stopped. Sora rolled his eyes. "Fine. ELEVEN blood-thirsty friends." (Excluding Axel) Roxas nodded his head with content.

"It's all right, Xemnas... I already told Larxene that I wouldn't need her help. I really think that I can get through this by myself." And with a little help from Axel... he noted mentally. Xemnas took that as a cue to leave, and walked off. Everyone sighed with relief as he left.

Roxas was getting ready to leave when Marluxia grabbed his arm. "Organization XIII will make sure that Roxas is better before you know it..." he said as he pulled Roxas through a dark portal.

Namine' and Kairi stared in disbelief. "What just happened?" Namine' asked slowly. Kairi shrugged.

Sora smiled. "You know, right after they left with Roxas, I feel much lighter."

Roxas's eyes were wide with fear as Marluxia dropped him off in Xemnas's room. Xemnas smiled. "So you did require my assistance?" he asked.

Roxas shook his head. "No! He kidnapped me and put me here! So if you don't mind I'm gonna-" the door closed. Roxas gulped as Xemnas nodded his head.

"I'll show you what I do when I feel under the weather," he said. Roxas knew that he wasn't going to enjoy whatever was going to come next.

A.N.: Okay, a really sucky first chapter, but this story is about the Organization members showing Roxas many "interesting" ways to get better. I would go in line, but I'm saving Axel for the end. Please review!