Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans.
Ok I wrote this when I was bored and was sick for 5 days so it's slightly random! It's a One Shot.
It happened on a sunny day in June and everyone had gone out except Star and Raven who were sick with the sickness called (I made this up) Magika which affects magic persons.
"My eyes BURN!" Star complained as she lay sprawled on the sofa watching TV.
"It will be ok.achh ...achhhh… achooo!" Raven sneezed and blew herself half way across the room.
"Friend Raven are you ok?"
"Yes Alex I'll choose door number 1!" and with that Raven fell asleep on the floor.
Now In Magika there are three stages that differ with the two girls. Ravens are first uncontrollable sneezes. Second she sleeps for hours. Third she thinks she is the first thing she sees. For Star it is first your eyes burn. Second you turn purple, and last she gets delirious. And they are home alone with no one to keep either sane.
Star walked around trying to find Raven stretching out her hands because her eyes hurt too much to see. Then suddenly the pain stopped and she looked at her reflection in a random mirror. "What in the name of Tameran?" she looked and saw she was covered head to toe in purple. "What shall I do?" she said aloud.
"You'll never catch me copper…" muttered Raven in her sleep. All of a sudden the guys came home and looked at Star with wide eyes.
"Star your PURPLE!" said Robin fighting back laughter. The alien girl notices this and began to sob. "Oh no I'm sorry Star. You two are still sick then huh?" Star nodded.
"Where's Rae?" asked Beast Boy. Star nodded at the floor. There they saw Raven sprawled out sleeping muttering the words to 'Oh Oklahoma'. Star yawned and her and Raven slept till 4pm and then Raven woke up. The thing is Raven was in the third part of her sickness and Cyborg was channel flipping and on a music channel there was featured Brittney Spears and Raven looked up and saw this. So know she thinks she's Brittney.
"Oh Rae your awake?" said BB.
"That's Pop Princess to you hunk."
BB raised and eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
Raven ran and got a hair brush and started singing 'Toxic'. Just then hearing the music Star woke up.
"Oh WOW its Brittney Spears," said a delirious Starfire, "I'll be your background singer!" And she grabbed a hair brush.
And that's when the male titans discovered the need for hearing aids.
And that's my story! And yes I know it sucks.