A/n: Anyone remember Gloria? The girl who looked like Helga but was as nice as Lila? Well this is a fanfic about her. Gloria likes Wolfgang and Wolfgang falls in love with Gloria. How will all of this turn out? Read to see.(:

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Disclaimer: I don't own Hey Arnold!

Wolfgang wasn't sure about much. But one thing he was completely one hundred percent sure about was that he'd never fall in love. He's known from a very young age that women were crazy. Or at least all the ones he's ever known.

See, his mother left when he was three years old one night. She packed up her things and just left. When his dad woke him up that morning, he told Wolfgang that he'd never see his mom again. He told Wolfgang that she was a quitter, that she gave up on everything that she had tried to keep together. He told Wolfgang that all girls were the same. That they didn't know what they wanted until it was too late and that they'd never fight for what they wanted so desperately but they'd just let it walk away.

Wolfgang accepted these facts as the rules of love. It was always the girls fault if things messed up along the way. Wolfgang didn't care much about girls. In fact, he hated them. Every single one of them. They were all the same to him. They hurt guys for their own gain. It was this never ending attack on guys that never seemed to stop.

That is indeed what he thought. Before he turned eighteen. Because that's when he fell in love. He fell hard. One thing that hurts the most about falling in love is when you hit the ground with a single smash.

. . .

It was a regular day at P.S. 118 High. Normal chaos roamed the halls. Gossip and whispers of the same classmates passed through the stairwells.

Wolfgang, Edmund, and Mickey were planning their usual pranks for the upper level teachers when the two caught sight of Gloria walking to her locker.

"Come on you two idiots! We have to start before the teachers get in the classroom!" Wolfgang yelled impatiently as they drooled over Gloria and all of her perfections.

"But, Gloria's so hot. Can we get like an hour break to just stare at her?" Edmund sighed as he leaned against a locker. Wolfgang smacked him upside the head.

"She's just like any other girl in the world!" Wolfgang replied rather loudly.

"Wrong, Gloria's sweet, caring, beautiful, and perfect in every way." Mickey told him with a long sigh. Wolfgang turned his head to get a good look at the girl. She wasn't anything entirely special. Gloria was wearing a pink dress, her blond hair was brushed down perfectly, and a simple red pin was used to keep her bangs out of her face. Which even Wolfgang had to admit she was pretty.

"So what? She's nothing special." Wolfgang huffed while crossing his arms. Just then Gloria shut her locker, glanced over at Wolfgang and smiled widely. Both Edmund and Mickey turned to Wolfgang, fascinated.

"Dude, she just smiled at you!" Edmund elbowed him in the stomach. Wolfgang simply rolled his eyes. His friends were acting as if she was the greatest girl in the world and he honestly just didn't see it. By the time Wolfgang blinked back into reality, he realized she was standing right in front of him.

"Hello, Wolfgang is it? I believe we've never formally met. My name is Gloria and I'm a junior." the girl held her hand out and grinned widely, initially brightening up the room. As suspected her teeth were straight and perfectly white. Wolfgang was shocked she was even talking to him. Why would she be wasting her time introducing herself to him? What was she trying to do anyway?

"Oh, um hi." Wolfgang muttered while staring at her hand oddly until she pulled it back down to her side. She smiled again.

"So do you think we're going to have a test tomorrow in Calculus?" she asked nicely. Wolfgang just rose an eyebrow.

"How'd you know I was in Calculus?" he questioned her, wondering what else she knew about him.

"I sit behind you during third period, silly." she answered him with a slight giggle. Wolfgang however, was trying to wrap his head around this. He thought he was in the back. But I guess he wouldn't really know since all he ever did in Calculus was sleep.

"Oh, well I'm not sure about the test." Wolfgang then rubbed the back of his head nervously. He hadn't even thought about a test.

"Don't worry. He said we wouldn't have a test until Friday." she replied in a soft voice.

"Wait, if you knew already then why'd you ask me?" Wolfgang rose an eyebrow at the girl suspiciously. Suddenly, her cheeks turned pink.

"Actually I just wanted to talk to you." she told him in a soft whisper.

"Why?" Wolfgang was more than confused. He felt like he had entered some sort of parallel universe. Why on earth would a girl like that want to a guy like Wolfgang? He was nothing but trouble for everyone he came into contact with. So why did she want to talk to him?

"Because you're cute and well um I've gotta go, bye." Gloria then rushed out of sight. Wolfgang stood there and watched her leave.

"Dude, she fucking likes you!" Mickey punched him in the arm proudly.

"You're so lucky!" Edmund said in agreement. Wolfgang watched as Gloria walked away quickly, she turned around to give him once last smile before heading down the stairs. Meanwhile, he realized this was his biggest nightmare come to life. A girl actually liked him.