A/N: This is based off of the musical video "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds", sung and performed by "Paint" on youtube.
The video can be found via link; watch?v=y57sYHIDP_Y
Sorry if there are grammatically incorrect errors/no rhymes but I thought of this in 30 minutes. My friend, Pyropotter, made Arthur Kirkland in 99 Seconds so I thought "Why the heck nawt?" First attempt at a parody, let's see how this ends eh?
Denmark in 99 Seconds
There once was a boy name Mathias,
Who was destined to be a god.
His parents were killed by Ivan,
Who made him forever alone.
Yo Mattie~ you're a viking
Denmark goes to walmart,
he meets Svi and Norge,
Odin requires he use a battleaxe,
Feliciano is a cry baby,
Gilbert becomes unemployed,
and Karl XII takes a bullet to the head.
Svi breaks his wand,
now Toris is gone,
and Mathias is in mortal danger,
Elizabeta hides her stash inside,
her ginormous secret chamber.
Denmark blows up Spain,
The vikings come and take claim,
Heracles is a cat,
the Puffin's a man,
and now Sweden is at large,
They use time travel so they can save the Prisoner of Russia who just so happens to be Mathias' brother...
Yeah, I don't really get it either.
Mathias gets put in the Hunger Games trilogy,
with the bloodshed and grenades,
Oh no, the hero gets slayed,
He's back...
Mathias, Mathias, it's getting crazy,
Ivan is back,
and you're popular-as-fuck anyway,
Arthur, Arthur, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to drink with him?
He is forced to leave the school,
Emil arrives,
Tino's a tool,
Assholes break into the World Building,
Francis is as dead as can be ooh~
Split your sword,
Several parts of a whole,
They're ghostly men,
It's Arthur's end...
There once was a boy named Mathias,
who constantly avoided death,
but in one final battle against Sweden,
he may take his final breath...