John destroys Mary Sue
AN: This story is mainly for humour and parody. I'm sure most of you guys know the author Ruby who writes the greatest Pokémon master. You guys deserve a humour and she does deserve this treatment because she's selfish and she destroyed an entire console and she kills of characters.
Chapter 1: To Suck or Not to Suck?
John, he is an ace trainer. He wears a jumper coloured in orange, the arm is navy blue. He has trousers that are blue with a lighter blue at the knee part. He wears orange shoes and has blue shoe laces. He also has blue hair to make him both fantastic and make him seem more of a water tamer. "I hear I'm battling this… Mary Sue person. Hmph, I've dealed with them before and most of them beg for mercy or they rage and flames. This one is a flamer who doesn't appreciate the reviews and is a sadistic, rotten and she is obviously mentally some disgusting person. Her appearance is grotesque, enough to scare the reviewers. Anyway, I'm wondering what is keeping her long." John wondered, stroking his Bread the Floatzel.
Somewhere in Pallet Town, "OMFG io hav to get silver oh noes my mary-sueness is tingling inside my voluptuous mind" Ruby said, saying it really quickly without saying how to pronounce it.
"Hehehe I'm Gary motherfucking Oak and I've came for you BITCH." There was a person cackling, he is none other than Gary Oak the one that is the real one. The fake one has been destroyed by the real one. "So, you dare portray me as some weakling who loves you? Bitch please I've got some intelligence unlike you Ruby thanks to gramps." Gary smirked, releasing a Pokeball.
"OMFG GO GO LOOGIA!" A distorted Pokémon appeared, looking glitched up. Its shape takes upon a rectangle while having random codes and letters.
"Do you have a stutter, anyway I'm not here to battle you idiot; I'm here to bring you to John with my Pidgeot." Pidgeot screeched, covering his eyes. "Now, now I know you don't like a Mary Sue like I do but we have better go and go to the place where it takes place.
Pidgeot sighed, taking both Gary and the rotten female Ruby. The began going up and up until they were at a range where they can see Pallet Town clearly. They flew, Ruby is going to be a brat.
"OMFG hry dis up gary u imposer" Ruby snarled at him as a glitch Pokémon is right next to Gary.
"Ruby, you just created a Pokémon that can corrupt the whole Kanto region and possibly Johto to. Look at what your idiotic brain has done to you, I hope you realise what you have done while creating some none existent Pokémon not discovered by REAL scientist or professors." Gary slapped her making her angry.
"I TOT U WERE NIECE GARY!" Ruby growled at him angrily, making her heat up making her furious.
They began flying as they kept on bickering about how Ruby is Mary Sue and she kept on throwing none existent while Gary was just remarking her unintelligent mind.
AN: Thank you for reading this, I hope this was entertaining. If it was not, then please tell me what I can do next. Thank you, PEACE