Lady Snotsalot
There was a little girl. Her mother was evil. She made her pick her earwax and eat snot for tea. Her bed was made of poo and dandruff, her clothes made of leftovers from the garbage. Her name is: Lady Snotsalot.
Lady Snotsalot was called Baby Go because she never went to the toilet as a baby. Her poo was her clothes.
One day she got an invitation. For a fashion show. Her family said she didn't stink enough. So her fashion icon came, Lady gaga. She made her smell enough to outstink the prince, Justin Beiber.
So Justin Beiber and Lady Snotsalot got married and stank snottily ever after.