16 year old Urameshi Darky, and 15 year old Urameshi G.
They're both supposed to be the heroes of this story…
But strangely enough, they're dead.
…
Darky, a girl with uneven and boyish dark brown hair, freckles, and hazel eyes reacted first, looking down and spotting her and G's bodies on the ground, dead from being hit by a car while trying to save a child.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" she shrieked, "That's… that's us!"
"... This sucks, we're dead!" G whined, "And Nan and Flash aren't here, so we can't go haunt them!"
G was taller than Darky, with blonde hair and sunglasses obscuring his eyes, "What do we do?"
"... Let's wait for Botan." she replied calmly.
"Bing- Hmmm, I wonder how you know my name! No matter!" A girl with a british accent, a kimono, and blue hair tied into a ponytail rode in front of the siblings on an oar, "I'm Botan, and I'll be your Ferry Girl today! Good for you two, though, considering there's no more room in the Spirit World, as we don't have a place for you." she filed through a little book, "You two weren't supposed to die today, so I'll just-"
"We're going to our wake." Darky deadpanned, tugging at her red boys' Meiou High School uniform.
"Oh! Kay!" Botan smiled, "Just call me when you're finished!" she rode away.
"Now what?" G questioned."
A timeskip!
G and Darky looked on as their wake went on, seeing all of their Meiou High classmates there, as well as a blank-faced Urameshi Atsuko, their technical mother in this world.
"...Wait, there's even people from the Junior High we went to!" Darky exclaimed, pointing at a rat-faced teacher and a douche-looking teacher who were spouting nonsense about Darky's past delinquency, and the principal -Takanaka- who stopped the teachers and paid his respects. She also pointed out a friend of Darky's -Keiko Yukimura, a girl a year younger but with excellent grades. She was crying outside, being comforted by her friends.
"Dark…y… G…" came a quiet voice. The siblings looked over at Atsuko, who was beginning to break down into tears. The brown-haired woman buried her face in her knees and sobbed for her two lost children.
The child they had saved and his mother also came to pay respects, as did a boy from Darky's class; Shuichi Minamino, better known as 'Kurama'. He was silent, but he still paid.
"We're ready now." Darky spoke as Botan appeared behind them.
"Oh, I know!" Botan replied jovially.
Darky grabbed G's arm and held onto Botan's oar, "Let's go."
After the trip to Reikai, G burst out laughing.
Something about Koenma's toddler form.
Darky just stared at her Spirit Egg. She grabbed G's arm again, and went to where the Urameshi's live.
"We have to wait a week…" she said, "But when it happens, lemme throw my life into the flames."
"When what happens?" G asked, eyes narrow.
"You'll see." Darky replied.
Finally got this out too X3
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