A/N: Thanks to Zelda maniac, I've been inspired to do something called RANDOM ZELDA INTERVIEWS! The Four Sword Links and I will be interviewing all sorts of characters, enemies, and authors! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blue: LET'S GO ALREADY!
Green: Let's DO THIS THING! (Does fist pump)
Red: Yay! We're doing interviews!
Vio: Cool.
Demon: Aaaaanyways, LET'S START!
Key:
Bolded script= I'm/Demon is speaking
This kind of script= One of the Four Sword Links is speaking
This kind of script= The guest is speaking
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Demon: Hey peoples! Welcome to Random Zelda Interviews!
Red: Hiiii!
Demon: Where are the others Red? Not that I have a problem with you being here.
Red: The Links and I agreed that we'd switch out each interview.
Demon: -_- Great. I have to work with BLUE without you guys!
Red: I know. It stinks. (Pats shoulder)
Demon: Aaaaanywayyys, let's welcome our first guest... (Gets card) THE AUTHOR HASENPFEFFER! SHE WRITES HILARIOUS STUFF, AND MUCH MORE!
Hasenpeffer: Hello Demon! Hello Red!
Red: Hi! (Waves)
Demon: OwO (My Pikachu Face) Awww! Red why are you so adorable?
Red: (Shrugs)
Hasenpfeffer: Can we start now?
Blue: (Toilet flushes in background) Yup. Let's just start so we can FINISH!
Demon: BLUE! YOU CAN'T BE HERE UNTIL IT'S YOUR TURN! (Gives Back-Handed Slap of Shame)
Blue: OWWWWWWW! OKAY OKAY I'M LEAVING! (Runs out door crying)
Hasenpfeffer: -_-
Red: Heh heh... (Clears throat) Okay, 1st Q: What's your favorite Zelda game?
Hasenpfeffer: Ooooo that's a hard one! Buuut, I'd have to say Twilight Princess.
Demon: I like Ocarina of Time and Skyward Sword.
Red: I like Four Swords!
Demon: XD Of COURSE you do Red!
Red: (Frowns) 2nd Q: What's your favorite Zelda character besides the main three? (Link, Zelda, Ganondorf)
Hasenpfeffer: ARGH! ANOTHER hard one! Um... I'd have to say... Skull Kid, Fado, Colin, Shad, and Kafei.
Demon: Cool! I like Saria, Illia, Malo, and Telma.
Hasenpfeffer: (Nods) Cool... Cool...
Red: (Is scared)
Blue: RED! FIGHT ME! I NEED TO CHARGE THE FOUR SWORD BECAUSE I USED ALL OF THE FORCE TO BEAT UP BUSHES!
Demon: SERIOUSLY BLUE? THIS IS THE TENTH TIME THAT YOU'VE WASTED THE FORCE ENERGY!
Hasenpfeffer: CAN I HAVE MY NEXT QUESTION NOW? (Is REALLY mad)
Red: O_O (Draws Four Sword and begins to fight Blue)
Demon: Ummm... 'Kay. 3rd Q: Who's your favorite Four Sword Link?
(Every single Four Sword Link runs in and crowds around Hasenpfeffer)
Green: Is it ME?
Blue: PICK ME OR YOU'LL DIE!
Vio: SPACE PEOPLE! I NEED TO HEAR HER!
Red: Is it me? (Does cutest face)
Demon: (Is livid) LINKS! YOU GUYS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE HERE! (Gives all of the Links except Red Back-Handed Slaps of Shame)
Hasenpfeffer: Thanks Demon. I like Vio because he's a lot like me. If you combined Vio and Green, and mixed in some craziness, you have my personality.
Red and Blue: O_O
Green and Vio: :D
Red: T_T
Blue: (Punches wall)
Demon: (Does face-palm) Guys, come on! It's JUST a question!
Ghirahim: I'M HERE AND READY TO BE FABULOUS!
Demon: GET OUT! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN YET!
Hasenpfeffer: I better go... (Leaves)
Demon: Well, that was chapter 1 of Random Zelda Interviews. Leave a review or PM for which Zelda character you want me and... (Reads card) BLUE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blue: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S!
The Other Links: (Pats Demon's shoulder and hugs her)
A/N: Hey guys! Lemme know what ya'll think! See you next time!