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Chapter 1
It was a quiet evening on Empire Avenue, the sun already set and its light already faded. Many windows had dimmed, and if you listened hard enough, you might be able to hear some snores. All was peaceful, until the door of the Berlitz family slammed open, the bright light from the door interrupted by a dark spot that raced across the front yard, soon tackled by another shadow. The first shadow started screaming, and the shadow on top began to yell over her.
"SUSIE KUMBERPATCH! SHUT UP YOUR VHINING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF ZIS AGAIN," it yelled.
"Lujza-san, you must be quieter, there are still many people trying to sleep," her japanese friend, Kojima Toshiro called.
Lujza Berlitz averted her eyes as she dragged the struggling American girl inside. "Sorry Kojima, but Susie vouldn't be quiet."
"I'll go get the duct tape," Kojima sighed.
"NO! LET ME DOWN YOU TWIT! LET ME DO AS I PLEASE YOU...YOU...YOU WANKER,"Susie howled still struggling against Lujza's firm grip.
"...Is zat ze best you can do," her captor asked, "Usually you use more swear vords."
Susie kept yelling at the top of her lungs as Kojima dragged over a chair and a roll of duct tape. They promptly taped the resisting girl to the chair.
"Let me out of these binds,"Susie growled, her voice finally giving out.
Kojima, a japanese boy with short black hair, hazel eyes, and pale skin, glared at Susie. "No."
"Why," the green-eyed brunette asked, obviously exasperated.
"Because you vill just run avay again, and ve really need to get zis project done," sighed Lujza, a blue-eyed blonde from Germany. All three high school students were born in different countries, Susie moved from England when she was young, so she was very American, her british side only coming out when she got really angry or scared. The other two are exchange students, both hoping to get their families to move to the large continent they now called home.
"But we did get it done last time," exclaimed the bound girl.
Kojima's glare intensified. "I do not consider rushing at the last minute to come with a crappy product and getting a fifty for it, getting it done. Besides," he continued," if you get another bad grade, you will have to take the f..fi.."
"Final," Lujza finished.
"Arigato, Lujza-san."
"Bloody gits can't even speak English," Susie muttered, "What are we supposed to do anyway?"
"Well, Susie-san, we need to pick an article from the news and write an essay about how it might affect us."
"Is that all? Are you sure we can't do this last minute," whined the brunett.
"Yes, Susie, ve're sure," sighed the german, trying desperately to keep from losing her patience with the English girl.
"But wh-"
"SUSIE, SHUT UP! YOU AREN'T CHANGING OUR MINDS," snapped Lujza, ripping off another piece of duct tape.
"You wouldn't dare," Susie challenged, a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"Try me," the blonde growled, advancing.
"Lujza-san..." Kojima warned. His warning came too late, Susie lunged forward and latched on to Lujza's finger, earning her a surprised yelp.
"Ha," Susie growled between her teeth,"Now you have to untie me before I let go."
"Verdammt," Lujza cursed, "Now ve'll never get zis project done. I was a dummkopf for tinking she vouldn't try."
Kojima looked Susie in the eyes, "If you promise that if we untie you, you will help us get this done tonight, then we'll watch episodes of Hetalia, and we'll let you make popcorn afterwards."
"Hmm… Fine," Susie declared, suddenly letting go of her german friend, "But I get to sit at the computer and pick the topic."
"You're not going to tell her that this was the plan anyway, are you," the now free girl whispered to Kojima.
"Nope."
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"So, while you were busy untying me, I have given some thought to our topic. I have chosen to do, drumroll please," Susie said, looking expectantly at Lujza. Rolling her eyes, Lujza complied. "The missing girls! I thought that might be an easy one considering we can say we could get kidnapped too,"Susie finished.
"But Susie-san, won't many others use that topic too?"
"That's why we make ours better, duh," she replied.
"Vell, if you're sure" Lujza said, still uncertain.
Susie sighed, "Of course I'm sure."
Susie pulled up the news article. "I know I'm sure because I already did it,"she said, smirking while holding up her paper. All three of their names were written at the top. "I did it last night because I felt guilty about last time."
The other two looked at her in utter surprise.
"You did vhat?"
"I... already… finished... the... assignment," she repeated, "Sooo….. HETALIA!" Susie clicked the x in the corner, revealing their current episode of Hetalia.
"Susie-san, did you plan this out," Kojima asked cautiously.
The girl began to laugh. "Of course" she coughed out when she regained her breath, "Now, Hetalia!" Susie clicked the play button and stared at the screen with glee. Her two friends sighed. Lujza grabbed the popcorn bag on the counter and pushed it in the microwave, quickly rushing back to the computer.
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Two hours and lots of popcorn later.
Lujza checked the clock, the glowing red numbers telling her to go to bed. "Susie, ve need to go home," she called.
"Just one more episode," whispered the girl in question.
"You said that ten episodes ago, Susie-san," yawned Kojima, "We really need sleep, especially since we do have school tomorrow."
"Fine," she sighed, reaching over to click the little red x in the corner. Suddenly, a small grey box with black words popped up. Susie read it out loud,"You have been invited, do you accept?"
There were small buttons at the bottom that said 'Yes' and 'No'.
"COOL! I've won the sweepstakes," she shouted, reaching to click the yes button.
"Vait Susie, did you not pay to the internet safety video?"
"But Lujza this could be my only chance to win one million dollars," Susie whined.
"No, Susie, ve don't need a virus on zis computer,"Lujza said, reaching for the mouse.
"What are you doing? Let go of me you twit," the brunette screeched, wrestling with her German friend. Susie managed to push her off and click the button labeled "Yes". "HA! I hit the button bloody wanker, so 'HA' I say to you," Susie said with a smirk.
Kojima sighed, "You two are so childish."
The computer dinged and the three friends looked over at the glowing screen. A new message box had popped up.
"Thank you? What does it mean by that do you suppose," Kojima asked. Suddenly the computer began to shake, letting out a strange noise.
Lujza glared at the English girl. "See, now look at vat you've done, you dummkopf," Lujza yelled.
"Whoops," Susie said with a nervous laugh.
The computer continued shaking, until, as curious as she was, Susie poked the screen. She's felt herself being pulled in, and shrieked. Both her friends laced onto her arm and started pulling back. However their efforts did nothing and they got sucked in too.
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Hetalia characters will appear in the next chapter so don't fret my Hetalia loving brethren!
Yeah, what she said, plus the third author, APH Mexico, should appear next chapter too.
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