PANTY AND SEBASTIAN
One day, Jehovah's Witnesses arrived at the house. They had rang the doorbell 20 times now.
Garterbelt warned Panty and Stocking not to open the door. Because once you open the door on Jehovah's Witnesses, THEY NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE!
Garter had secretly sneaked into the garage and stole See Through. He drove away without the Jehovah's Witnesses knowing.
The real reason that they were here was because since Panty and Stocking were angels, these Jehovah's Witness would probably want them to join them.
Fat chance!
Stocking peeked through the spy hole. She saw two 40 something year old women holding bibles. They're were joined by one handsome man who was about 21 years old.
He looked bored.
Stocking told Panty about the man and how handsome he was. Which made her a little interested. So, she decided to strip off and answer the door naked. The women got the shock of their lives as they looked away from Panty.
"Goodness gracious, woman! What are you doing? Get your clothes back on!" cried the eldest woman called Mrs Dickie.
"How could you do this, exposing yourself in public. You shame our Lord!" cried the other woman named Mrs Hall.
"Yeah, well he gave me this body for a reason, so fuck you," said Panty.
The women covered their ears.
"Oh what horrible language!" said Mrs Dickie. "And you're an angel!"
The young man on the other hand is not bothered by this beautiful naked blonde.
"You're a hot piece of ass," said Panty as she looked into his handsome face.
"And you are fucking gorgeous," said the man.
The woman gasped.
"Sebastian, you are a Jehovah's witness. You should not speak like that!" cried Mrs Hall.
But the young man, Sebastian wasn't listening. Panty grabbed his hand and they ran into the elevator and up the stairs to Panty's room to have sex.
Sebastian stripped off his clothes whilst on his destination to the room of pleasure.
Meanwhile, Stocking asked the shocked women if they would like some coffee and cakes.
20 minutes later, Panty and Sebastian had finished having sex. They both laid naked on the bed and stared at each other lustfully.
As they lit cigarettes, Sebastian had to tell her something.
"I have no interest in being a Jehovah's Witness at all. I only joined this morning because those two women said that they we're coming here today. I wanted to meet you."
"Well, it worked," said Panty "And you deserve a blow job."
She opened her mouth and got down to business. Remember the ending of "A Clockwork Orange"? The way Alex opens his mouth? It was like that.
Downstairs, Mrs Dickie and Mrs Hall showed Stocking how to make cheesecake. These Jehovah's Witnesses sure could bake.
During their time in the bedroom, Panty and Sebastian had a nice conversation:
"So, Panty. You're a swinger," said Sebastian.
"Yes! I tried to tell everybody that," said Panty. "But everyone calls me a whore, hooker, ho-bag and what-not."
"I'm a swinger too," said Sebastian. "It's so much fun, isn't it. It's also good exercise."
Panty liked this laid back side to him. A lot of men she does don't have conversations with her at all. They just do her and go. Panty doesn't even like some of the men she had. But Sebastian was different. He was incredibly likable and charming. He made innuendos which made her laugh.
"So there I was outside the convent, completely naked with a HUGE hard on."
"Just like now," said Panty as she lifted up the bed sheets to look at his impressive manhood.
"Yes, I'm reenacting this as I speak," said Sebastian. "And all of the school girls stood there in amazement. The nuns too. And the next week, they all retired. Everyone of them."
"Just like that?" asked Panty snapping her fingers.
"Like that," answered Sebastian. "It runs in my family; my dad had that gift, grandfather, great grandfather and so on."
Apart from being incredibly handsome and witty, Sebastian had a fantastic set of abs that could give Taylor Lautner a run for his money.
They spent hours in the hours in the bedroom discussing their lives, likes and dislikes. Panty thought that Sebastian was hands down, her best customer.
"So, when could I see you again?" asked Sebastian.
"Again?" asked Panty.
"Yeah, you and I should go out sometime. See the sights, press the flesh," said Sebastian.
Panty had never been asked by any man if they could see her again. Well, Brief asked her thousands of times, but that's beside the point.
"Y-Yeah. I'd like that," said Panty.
"I like you a lot," said Sebastian. "You're beautiful, sexy, funny, and you've got those razor-sharp cheekbones and those stunning Amanda Seyfried like eyes."
Panty blushed. No-one ever made her blush before. Well, unless if Stocking tried to embarrass her.
So, Sebastian gave Panty his phone number and they both said goodbye. After the handsome stud left, Panty opened her drawer on the chest beside her bed and took out her sex diary. She added Sebastian to it.
Then she thought for a while. As we all know, Panty is single and wants to keep it that way. She only has sex with men and never hears from them again.
But this time, Panty had a change of heart. She threw her sex diary into the bin and decided that maybe she should start a relationship. And this Sebastian guy was hot stuff.
So Panty and Sebastian started dating. For the next two weeks, they went to the cinema, the theatre, dinner, the fair and toured the city. Panty was enjoying this. It was official. Sebastian was the one.
One person who was not happy about all this was Brief. This Sebastian character was stealing his girl. He wouldn't allow it. So, he decided to spy on Sebastian to see if he could get any dirt on him.
One night, when Sebastian walked out of his workplace, Brief followed him all the way to the train station. Sebastian was boarding the train heading to Oten City. Brief secretly boarded the train too without Sebastian noticing him.
But that didn't mean that poor Brief didn't avoid being squashed by big fatties. The train was full of them and the smell of sweat was unbearable. He gagged like crazy. This was torture!
The train arrived in Oten City and Sebastian got off. Brief was about to follow him, but just as he was about to leave the train, the door closed onto his ankle and the train began to move.
Which meant that poor Brief's body was trailed across where the train took him.
A couple of hours later, the bruised and dirty looking Brief made his way back into Oten City. He decided to check all the windows to all the restaurants to find Sebastian.
Bingo. He found him in one of them.
And he was not alone.
Brief looked into the window of the restaurant and couldn't believe his eyes. He got his Smartphone out and took pictures.
"I've got you now!" he muttered to himself with a smirk on his face.
The next day, Brief arrived at Panty and Stocking's house, much to their dismay.
"What do you want, ginger pubes?" moaned Panty.
Brief showed them the photos on his Smartphone he took last night. The photos show that Sebastian was at the restaurant having dinner with 2 other women.
They were none other than Scanty and Kneesocks.
Panty felt sick.
"You just photo shopped these!" she cried.
"Can you photoshop photos on Smartphones?" asked Stocking.
To see if it were true, Panty went on Skype from her laptop and got in touch with Sebastian.
She showed him the photos on Brief's Smartphone.
"Please tell me these aren't real!" Panty said to Sebastian.
Sebastian felt guilty and sighed.
"Yes, they're real."
Panty couldn't believe it.
"You... you asshole! I never wanna see you again. It's over!"
She turned her Skype off and ran upstairs to her room.
Brief wanted to come upstairs and give her the 'Everything is going to be okay' speech.
"Don't," said Stocking. "Just let her be alone for a long time. Also, she would break your jaw."
Brief understood and went home. He felt both happy and sad. He was happy that Sebastian was out of the picture so that he and Panty could be together. But he was sad that Panty was heartbroken. He hoped for the best for her.
Sebastian was on the sofa in his living room feeling heartbroken and guilty.
Panty was up in her room drinking heavily from a bottle of whisky. Depressed.
She sat on the edge of her bed, holding onto a glass of the good stuff.
She just stared at the floor.
It was the end of the world for her.
She didn't want to do anything at all at this point.
Then there was a knock on her door.
"Why don't we go out tonight. Just the two of us," suggested Stocking. "Who needs men? Fuck 'em."
Panty's eyes lit up.
She got up, walked over to the door and opened it.
"Fuck 'em exactly!" she said to Stocking.
She then went over to the bin and pulled her sex diary.
"From now on, I'm gonna be single and fuck every man I can get my hands on!" she announced.
Stocking smiled.
Sebastian was at the gas station getting his car filled.
He felt nothing but guilt and despair. What a fucking idiot he was. The sexiest woman he had ever met and he blew it.
During his depression, he did not notice that red and black smoke was coming out of the small door of the car's fuel tank. Sebastian went inside the station to pay and came back into the car again.
"Hello, Sebastian," said a voice from the backseat that made Sebastian jump.
He turned around only to find out that Scanty and Kneesocks were in the back seat.
"Look, I can't see you two anymore. Panty found out! It's over between us," said Sebastian.
Scanty sighed and said "Okay. It was fun when it lasted. And with that, we bid you adieu."
"Goodbye, Sebastian. And enjoy the ride," said Kneesocks as she and Scanty exited the car.
"Good riddance," thought Sebastian as he started up the engine.
But just then, as if by magic, the car started to move. Sebastian started to panic as the car appeared to drive by itself. It drove down the road really fast. Passers by yelled at him. Sebastian tried to control the wheel, but no avail. He tried to open the doors to get out, but they wouldn't open. His car drove down the road at super speed and police cars chased after him.
Back at Panty and Stocking's house, the girls were watching TV in the sitting room. Lightning struck from the Heavens, burst through the ceiling and hit Chuck who was in the sitting room with the girls. He spat out a piece of paper that said "CAR".
On the TV, there was a news report of police cars chasing after a car that was driving incredibly fast. Panty and Stocking knew that the car was Sebastian's, so they set off to rescue him.
Panty, Stocking and Garter were in See Through. They had found the location of Sebastian's car and caught up with him.
"Panty, I'm sorry for what I did!" cried Sebastian. "I was such an asshole!"
"Don't worry about that now, Sebastian!" Panty called back to him.
She then took out the Ghost Detector (which a remote control with an antenna on top) and pressed the button on it. The beam came out from the antenna and shone on Sebastian's car. The beam turned red as it revealed that there was a ghost inside the car.
Sebastian's car started to change shape. It grew a long snout, a big set of jaws and giant fins. It looked like a shark. The Ghost Car laughed evilly. This whole situation made Sebastian frightened.
Worst of all, the Ghost Car was heading towards the end of the road where it could end up in the ocean. Panty and Stocking had to rescue Sebastian quickly!
Garter drove See Through behind the Ghost Car so that Stocking can get on the hood of See Through and climb on the back of the Ghost Car.
But it wasn't easy because the Ghost Car kept moving out of See Through's direction as Garter drove behind it.
"Hold still, muthafucka!" cried Garter with frustration.
Panty shot at the wheels of the Ghost Car and that slowed it down a bit.
Garter managed to drive behind the Ghost Car and Stocking got on top of the hood of See Through.
She jumped on the back of the Ghost Car and started to climb onto the roof. She was on top of the Ghost Car and was kneeling on top of the roof, clinging on for dear life.
The road was getting shorter and shorter, and the ocean was getting closer and closer.
The Ghost Car drove all over the place trying to shake Stocking off.
Panty fired her pistol all over the Ghost Car and it slowed it down.
This gave Stocking the moment to stab her katana through the roof of the Ghost Car. That was it.
The Ghost Car gave one last scream as it exploded.
Stocking and Sebastian went flying into the air and landed into the back of See Through.
Garter then stopped the car and they all got out.
The people cheered, the church bell rang and the angels picked up their coin.
"Thank you so much for saving my life," Sebastian said to Panty and Stocking.
"You're welcome," said Panty.
And then she smacked Sebastian right in the face.
He rubbed his cheek. He knew that he deserved that.
"Was I the first girl you cheated on?" asked Panty.
"No," answered Sebastian. "I've been doing this since I was 15. But today taught me a lesson. From now on, I'll never cheat on another girl. I'm gonna stop it from this day forth."
He then looked at Panty.
"I take it you don't wanna give it a second try," he said.
Panty shook her head.
"Okay. Goodbye, Panty," said Sebastian.
"Goodbye, Sebastian," said Panty.
Later that night, Panty and Stocking went to a nightclub for a night of dancing, booze, sex and junk food (well, Stocking just had the junk food and Panty had her share of the men).
The two Jehovah's Witnesses had their own religious cooking show on TV, "Bible Bakery." It was a huge hit. Even Stocking watches it.
Sebastian left Daten City to go live in Chicago. It was there that he had met a beautiful woman called Darla. They had a relationship for 2 years and were still going strong.
Sebastian had finally gave up being swinger. But that didn't meant that he and his new love could could have tremendous fun in the bedroom.
END