Epic Rap of Cartoons and Games:

Sally Acorn VS Coco Bandicoot

BEGIN!

Sally: Yeah, this is Sally, there's no need to dilly dally, though I'd rather be chilling with Bunny and Sonic in Spring Valley.

Just look at you, who are you even supposed to be? You look like some kind of really bad rip-off of me!

Nicole is waaaay more efficient than your compy, it can show secret hideouts, and brew really wicked coffee!

I always knew you were a hack, and my lyrics are encrypted, so prepare yourself Coco, cuz my raps are twisted!

Coco: Oh, I'm sorry, guess I didn't get the memo. If I did, I'd have sent it to JayBird Leno.

I come from the super duper land down under, can't you hear the thunder? You better just run and hide or take cover.

Yeah you can just run back to your forest of spies, battling me seems just a little unwise.

Don't think for a second you'll get a cheap victory, somebody with my name is married to Iced Tea.

Second borns and blondes might be the brunt of lots of jokes, but I'm proving them wrong, yeah mate, all those blokes.

You were in a pinball game, a comic and a silly cartoon, for some reason guess they didn't want you back for Sonic Boom.

You're really cool actually, so I'll cut ya some slack. But if you've brought Nicole here, she should watch her cybernetic back!

Your lyrics are encrypted but your proxies are weak, and my computer may be pink, but its totally sleek.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying this, but I'm gonna polish my fingernails now!

Sally: That..didn't seem to rhyme. *Stamps her feet*

Okay bandicootess, so you've officially lost it. If there were three little kittens, I would call you Miss Moppet.

Umm, this is going nowhere fast, Coco, are you done? Can we make this last?

Coco: *tosses back her hair* Yeah, I'm back, that was just a diversion, cute AND smart, a lyrical surgeon.

Your lyrics can't stop me Sal, cuz I'm plowing right through, and your emotions are gettin' more like my nails!

They're now blue!

Sally:

Oh my god, that was really super weak. And as if I care if your laptop is sleek.

You're like an awkward blend between me and Amy Rose, and I'll be tossing lyrics right past your silly little wet nose.

I'll admit it, you're right, I haven't been in much, but the series you came from? Today's players are afraid to touch!

The first three? Yeah they were pretty fun for a while, then all the games got eaten by a dingo-crocodile.

Your fifteen minutes of fame came and went, so yeah, go back to your cozy little island and vent+

Coco: *sipping lemonade on a beach chair:*

I'm already on my island, it's a natural wonder down under.

You're from another planet, and you don't have a brother!

I'm chilling, you're spilling, really really bad rhymes, but I digress, I've already broken all your codes, several times.

I'm cuter than you, and I've got sleek lines!

No one can deny this coco is hot, that so called firewall of yours?

N-O-T! Not!

Sally: Sigh sigh sigh, this is getting really stupid.

One thing is for sure, you were never blessed by Cupid!

I've got a boyfriend, not sure you ever did. You're bandi-cute but I'm mature, so I just shut the lid!

You're living almost all alone on an island with your brother, did either of you ever meet your father or your mother?

Psst, I find it creepy neither you and Crash have a current known lover.

Why the scrunchy face now, girl? Why not just relax?

You can sip your drink now, goof off and have fun. Aunt Sally's done it, she's officially won!

Coco:

I'm surely not gonna relax till I'm done, feeding Crash through a funnel? You think that's fun?

I'm an inspiration to second borns and blondes everywhere, you're less inspiring than Australian underwear.

Crash, are you there? Cortex has the crystals.

If ya don't mind, I've gotta save the world from some mutated pit-bulls.

WHO WON? WHO's NEXT?

epic rap of video games!