Sasuke was in a terrible mood. The whole world seemed out to get him.
First,His brother and that hideous fish-faced boyfriend of his actually had the gall to inquire if Sasuke needed some tips to spice up his love life. Sasuke did not need any tips whatsoever no,he was just perfectly fine. So what if his boyfriend only had the guts to kiss him,and that to after much threatening on his part. Oh who was he kidding,Naruto never so much as groped Sasuke.
After coming to that conclusion he had proceeded to storm out of his house in a huff making sure that he that he trampled all the flowers,Itachi had lovinglyplanted outside the front door. Then at school he was run over by his fan girls,They were practicing it seemed since some of them were able to successfully grab his backside.
At School ,He was called on by all his teachers and made to write the answers on the Blackboard. While that usually didn't bother him too much this unfortunate visit to the front had led to him learning an intricate detail of his teacher's sex life that he would rather not know.
Iruka-Sensei it seemed,was rather fond of giving hickeys since there was a glaringly obvious one near Kakashi-Sensei's neck,While Sasuke could only gape at the sight,Kakashi-Sensei had proceeded to infuriatingly smirk at Sasuke's reaction. Even his teacher was getting it on whereas Sasuke had to make do with chaste kisses. Not that he didn't enjoy them but he did wish that Naruto would just shove him against the wall and take him.
After the fiasco in his class all he wanted to do was find Naruto and talk to him but no, Naruto was nowhere to be found. All his teachers stated that he hadn't reported to class. After running into Kiba and Sai making out near the cafeteria he was informed oh so kindly by Kiba that Naruto was not feeling well and therefore unable to come to school.
All his annoyance melting into concern he had proceeded to spend the rest of his day worrying about his boyfriend. When the bell signifying the end of school had rung Sasuke was the first student out of the class. At home he had dialed Naruto's number and waited with a bated breath to find out if Naruto was feeling better. After what seemed like an eternity Naruto picked up the phone. Sasuke had anxiously inquired of Naruto's health before Naruto had laughingly replied "I'm fine,I stayed at home today because a new Ramen flavor was coming out at Ichiraku's and I wanted to be the first one to try it."
Sasuke had finally cracked,In a voice that was too chocked with anger to actually be heard Sasuke had proceeded to rant. He told Naruto of their sex-life or lack of it and how it seemed that even their 30 something teachers were getting more action than them. Naruto was too stunned to reply for the first 5 minutes finally replying "I was worried that maybe you wouldn't want to have sex. You Uchihas are weird that way, I figured there was some Uchiha rule that stated that All forms of sex were banned until after marriage." Needless to say,Naruto had come over and they had proceeded to have sex.
The next morning when Itachi had come to wake Sasuke up he was greeted with the sight that was Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki spooning one another.
Author's Note:All forms of constructive criticism are welcome,READ constructive flaming will not be tolerated.