Hey all it's time for an awesome Prussia approved one-shot! This shall be fun, da?

America May God Have Mercy on your Soul

It's was a regular world meeting between the nations of the world. Including representatives from Africa, Asia, Europe, and North America. As always the meeting were in disarray, but was bit off. As usual you would see America arguing with England, England fighting France over nothing and the rest of the countries either watching or trying to keep the peace. But not today. You see America was giving off one of his many hero speeches while everyone else listened, played with their hair, or just plain right ignoring him and his stupidity.

"Now if you guys agree with me put your hands up now. If you don't then shows how cool you are."

England, not being one to tolerate his ignorance, stood and went over to America. Seeing him get up, the other countries look over to him expecting a fight to break out within the next 10 seconds. Instead of hitting him he starts talking.

"America, what you just said…..is one of the most insanely, idiotic thing I have ever heard."

"Huh?"

"At no point in your rambling incoherent response… were you even close to anything, which can be considered a rational thought."

Nigeria butt in seeing as were this was going. "Hey England maybe you should stop."

"Yeah, aru. This is going a bit far."

England just stared at America as said person started to tear up and started talking again.

"Everyone in this room is now dumber, for having to listen to it."

The other countries then stopped trying to get England to leave America alone to being enraged themselves.

"What'd you say you domkohp?" Germany screamed in anger.

"I'll kill you Opium, aru!" China yelled with rage.

"Kolkol." Russia muttered with his purple aura starting to glow.

"What'd did you say you former punk?" France bellowed.

"I will kick your ass into 2020 for everyone here if you don't shut up." Seychelles threatened.

"If we got dumber didn't that make you dumber too?" Italy asked with pure curiosity.

"That's it not presents for you this year!" Finland shouted.

"You're the dumb one Jerk England!" Sealand cried out.

England still having his back to everyone still glaring at America as tears started to fall from his face and continued talking STILL.

"I award you no credit for your effort-"

America's eyes widen at hearing that his plans would not take action.

"And may God have mercy on your soul."

The room then went silent at hearing the last part as England then grabbed his stuff and left the room. All were silent except for America's sobs and Canada's comforting words. Until Norway decided to break the ice.

"Well damn."

Germany being the only one shaken out of his shock then dismissed the meeting. Everyone still either wide-eyed or had WTF faces then left to room leaving Northern American brothers alone.

"Well at least we know what really going through his head during the meeting da- ze."

XD I'm sad. This is a really big parody from of a part of Billy Maddison. Funniest ish ever! If you want to see type in 'May god have mercy on your soul' on YouTube and click which ever video you like. I know this isn't long but it wasn't meant to be anyways. Hope you laughed or at least found it funny.

~Lesy