Disclaimer: Not mine.
(A/N)This might be consider highly offensive, so you have been warned crack fic. Also it might not even be that nothing will make sense, I wrote it because I was kinda board. The missspelling and error included so if u don't like no reding it den don't.
Jimmy went to take out some bread and put it in the oven. The door bell ringed he then slipped on a bannana then answered it a man was dressed in a kitty kat onesie.
"Give me some powder milk I mean power milk bittttch!" Jimmy just looked at him funny as he noticed his eye turned red for a moment but ignore it thinking it was the crappy lighting doing it stuff.
The man walked in and started sniffing around the room he turned to Jimmy and said "I smell some waffle I need some of dat." He then did a cross eye smile then Jimmy noticed the sharp teeth not frighten he moved even closer to the man. The man just looked at the the boy then porceed to go upstairs.
The boy just stared at the man hosing a house plant with water then he noticed a mannquiin holding the camera.
"You want some cookies I made there in the oven wright now." The man went back to doing that weird stuff then tookmthe camera with him. They both skipped down the stairs and trip on pancakes, sliden down that say.
"WEEEEEEE Dis is fun!"
The door bell wing again in walked the dat scooby gang one gurl smelled the air.
"I smell some peaches and cold cutts!" Thay saw kittykat man he was afraid they were gonna take hm to the gym panickin he wan out ta door, jumping on top a big potato chip then turn to Jimmy.
"Jion me army, Bouncehouse!" The once boy now bouncehhouse joined him on the dorito an they flew away to outer face. The coobygang ran out dat burnin place really wanted those gummy bear in the oven.
"Oh gosh darn he gotta away we may never solve dat mess." they all looked like really sad and flew away in a rocket.
Rick and Morty stared at the whole time watchin the scence play out. "Dis planet is some fuck up shit right *Burp* Morty."
"Yep, it sure is all wright!"