Isiah: What up?! It's Isiah. And welcome to my new fanfic. The homie Tom isn't with me at the moment. Read the story if you wanna know why. But anyway,I kept thinking this and I always tried to post it. But now I got the chance. And also these commercials are during Sofia the First episodes. Hope you guys enjoy this.
Tri-Kingdom Picnic
Sofia,her brother and her friends were about to play a game of dart shooting,but they're using dart guns that can't shoot far.
"Man,these toy dart guns will not shoot far formother loving crap," Princess Jun said.
"Yeah,I know," Prince James said.
Tom: DID SOMEONE SAY DARTS?!
*Tom runs to field*
"Didn't mean to bug ya," Tom said excited." Get it? Bug ya?"
Everyone(even Isiah) shook their heads.
Tom: You kids are a little slow. No problem. With the new Nerf AK-47,you can now shoot darts 20x fast. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG,PRICKS!
Kalid decided to take a shot at the new toy. It shot 50 feet in the air." Wow," he said suprised." This is awsome!"
Tom: I know! Now let's play some dart shooting!
* Tom reloads toy *
"Oh no," said Sofia." Mr. Thomas is it. Run!" All the kids ran after Tom aimmed at them. He fired a dart and ended up hitting Prince Jin in the back." Wow. It really does work," Jin said defeated.
Sofia the First: The Floating Palace
Queen Emmaline and her adviser Plank were in the colony being bored lokking through a magazine.
"Another boring ass magazine," Emmaline sighed." Nothing fun to do in the cove,nothing fun to do with you- No offense."
"None taken," said Plank." I am pretty bored myself."
"There's gotta be something we could do," Emmaline said getting up and stretching her arms out.
*Tom moonwalks*
Tom: Did you say you were bored?!
"What the hell was that? The Cha-Cha Slide," Emmaline asked also not believing what she saw." Yeah,what the hell wrong with you," Plank asked agreeing with Emmaline.
Tom: Don't worry about that. Be bored no more. With the new Sony Playstation 3,you can now play with all of your-
Emmaline: No no no,sweety. I'm more of a Microsoft XBox 360 live type of gal. You can do-
*Tom smashes XBox*
Tom: Get that shit outta mah face! As I was saying,with the new Sony Playstation 3,you can play online for free. With all your friends.
*Plank shoots Tom with Pistol*
Plank: When the writers don't know how to act...
Emmaline: ...you should always bust your gat.
Emmaline and Plank: Bye!
Isiah: Dang!
Isiah: Sorry for posting such a short story. But I hope it made you guys laugh. Please review nicely. No flames. I also have another Rolanda lemon I'm working on. I'll post that up later in the day. Be sure to check that out when it's up. Until next time.