Vendicare Kindergarten
Day 1
Daily Basics
Another peaceful day in Namimori.
The sun shines bright, citizens were friendly, school kids walked or rode the biciclye to their school and some other people were bringing ther children to the Kindergarten.
This included the Vongola Boss Giotto plus his guardians. The newly opened Vendicare Kindergarten was the right place with the right caretakers.
The Vindice.
A top rated prison ward team. Yep, the best team.
Giotto wasn't sure if the Kindergarten was good for his beloved child but Tsuna was excited to go into the Kindergarten again. The one he visited first exploded last week and now they needed to attend another one. Tsuna was a small and clumsy child and did not knew how to defend himself. Giotto was beyond worried. Heck, he wanted Tsuna to stay in his office and just draw something there or play or do whatever a child in his age does. No, Kindergarten did not counted as normal in Giottos dictonary.
The kid beside him bounced up and down on his seat and grinned happily. Giotto couldn't help but sigh fondly at the four year old antics. Tsuna was truly his pride and joy.
"Are you ready for this, Tsuna?" asked the blond male his precious child. Tsuna in return gave Giotto a huge toothy smile and replied him in his sweet voice: "Yes!"
The pair excited the car and the Vongola Boss sighed again.
"What is wrong, Gio?", small Tsuna asked his guardian and tilted his brown mop to the left side. Bright eyes pierced his soul. The same eyes as himself but only purer and in a darker colour. Giotto just shook his head and smiled at the younger one awaken Hyper Intuition. It was scary that a kid in his age already manage to activate his Hyper Intuition.
"No, everything is fine, Tsuna." Giotto knelt down to the small brunet's height and patted his head. In a swift move Tsuna huddled his smaller frame onto the older male and tried to squeeze the life out of him. Sadly, his arms were skinny so his hug of death failed.
Perplex of what his beloved child wanted to do, Giotto just laughed and hugged him back.
"For PDA and harassment, you are arrested!" said another voice in a warning growl. Giotto stood up, scooped Tsuna in his arms and turned towards the row of cars in front of the Kindergarten and smiled sheepish.
"Hello, Kyouya-kun," Giotto greeted the five year old in a nervous voice but disguised it well "where is Alaude?" Truth to be told, Giotto was afraid of this duo and he just stood up because he feared that Kyouya would 'bite him to death' or 'arrest' him, which meant that he would be locked up in his office again and doing nothing but his paperwork for the rest of the week.
It was Monday.
"Crowding with other herbivores" the self-claimed omnivore said and stared up to him and Tsuna. A shiver run down on Giottos back.
"A-ah... okay..."
Before the blond male could say anything else a loud "EXTREME" interrupted him and he was glad that he needn't to hold the conversation up. Hibari looked grimly to the 'extreme duo' and was already marching over to them to 'bite them to death'.
Tsuna and Giotto let out a sigh at the same time and laughed together. But both for different reason. Tsuna sighed because he knew that Hibari-san was a tsundere and wouldn't bite him to death nor harm him in any way but acted cold towards adults. Giotto on the other hand was sure he would show no mercy to him or any other adult and Giotto was a man who valued his life.
"Hey, Tsuna" greeted another four year old with a carefree voice followed by a laughter. Said four year old waved a at Giotto and let his beloved Tsuna down for him to greet his friend Yamamoto.
"Hello, Yamamoto." Tsuna said in a friendly tone and grinned a bit at his friend who happen to love baseball. Another voice joined them "Hey, baseballfreak! Don't greet Juudaime so normally."
"Ah, Gokudera-kun is still all about that mafia game?" The small brunet blushed a bit and looked up to Giotto, who looked surprised.
"So, you guys play a mafia game?"
"Yes! And Tsuna is the boss and everything!" Yamamoto explain in a excited voice "and we are all guardians and have to beat up the caretakers! They are like suuuuuper evil guys, who tries to bully us but then we fight back!"
Gokudera for once, proudly, joined him in the conversation and said "We are the Vongola in the tenth generation!" then he paused and looked grimly at their friend Yamamoto while crossing his arms and hissed "and that's why, you dumb nut, you should call Tsuna-sama Juudaime"
Yamamoto ignored the silver haired boy and flashed Giotto a grin. Asari appeared beside Giotto. Tsunas face redden by any minute they stood there while Giotto stared at his son intently. The musician squatted down to the children and patted the head of everyone and smiled politely at Giotto and who just returned the smile. No, wonder that he was his Rain Guardian, Asari could calm everyone down. Beside his Storm Guardian maybe...
After a while everyone arrived and greeted each other, the children excitedly talked about the mafia game, excluded Hibari. He just stood beside Alaude and played with his small pet bird named Hibird.
The entrance gate to the Kindergarten opened and the children rushed into the Kindergarten and all the adults felt a small pang inside them, even the ones who claim they are not attracted to their kids.
So, they asked themselves, what in the heavens name are they doing in this Kindergarten?
Todays caretaker were Jaeger, the head caretaker with a grumpy mood and another one who named Jack who was also grumpy and rough with children. The Vindice was famous for their strict and unforgiving rules, which Hibari liked it the most, being picky about the children they are allowed into the Kindergarten and how they take good care of children.
But what the majority of the population of japan did not knew was, that the Vindice also runs a prison for the most wanted criminals and that the children they pick were also from a criminal world.
The mafia.
"Good morning, Jack-tan!" The children of the Vongola all greeted the grumpy looking guy who stood waiting before them. He grinned a bit and let the children in.
One after one passed him and he narrowed his eyes and held the bridge of his nose.
He will have so much fun with the children. Not.
Truth to be told, Jack hatred this whole place with passion. He wasn't cut for this low job as in taking care of children while wearing this ugly baby blue apron.
Finally the kids were inside and played with each other. Finally a bit of peace, thought Jack. Jaeger haven't arrived yet because he needed to speak with the president of this Kindergarten.
Bermuda von Veckenstein. The head of the Vindice prison ward, holder of the eight flame and now the president of a freaking Kindergarten?
What is just wrong with his head, Jack asked himself and mused about it. Then he remembered that Bermuda said it was for the sake of an alliance with the Vongola.
True, the Vongola was a big, no, scratch that it was their hope to catch that damned Checkerface and end this whole Arcobaleno-sacrifing system.
So, Jack concluded that he needed to bear with this whole absurd situation and make it the best at last.
In a moment of inattentiveness a Vongola child approached him and said in an urgent voice: "Jack-tan, Lambo-san needs to kacka!"
How did this kid manage to speak Italian anyway? Jack wondered and ignored the brat in the cow-printed bodysuit.
After waiting a while Lambo decided to tug on Jacks pant leg to get his attention.
"Kacka..." whined the boy, tears were formed in his big forest green eyes and both hands pressed onto his buttcheeks.
Please don't, please don't, Jack chanted it inside his head like a mantra that would help him in a situation like this and hoped that he did not need to deal with poop in the early morning. The urgent voice and the tug on his pant leg did not help nor did it stopped. He cursed the human needs and that brat who needed to go to the toilet. He hatred stupid brats, not that he liked any brats at all. But brainless were the worst for him.
"Go to... hold it.. in." The three year old Lambo said in a brave quivering voice. Jack glanced at the brave one and wanted to praise the kid until he heard: "Nooooot!"
No, this can't be happening. Just no! Jack was frustrated and angry at this kid.
The loudness of the brat crashed Jacks eardrums. Wanting to stop the brat wailing he picked the boy up and made a run to the toilets.
Too late.
A farting sound emitted from that brat and the smell of poop engulfed them. Jack wanted to faint. He really did hatred this job with passion.
"Shit!", literally.
The cow-suited kid stopped crying for a moment and glanced over his caretaker.
The warm and itchy feeling in his diaper was uncomfortable and he started to wail loudly again. Panic written on Jacks face, he searched for fresh diapers and set Lambo on the changing table.
Jack had to hold his breath and the desire to strangle this kid with his chains, which he usually used to drag his opponents into the Vendicare Prison. A vein popped on his forehead as the wail continued loudly and attracted other children to look what happened to their 'younger brother'
The first who arrived was the Giottos kid, Tsuna.
"Lambo," said the older brat in a soothing voice "don't cry. Jack-tan will change your diapers and then we can play again!"
Tsuna smiled benign. Lambos wail slowly faded until it was no more than a small sniffle.
The other children ran to the small brunet, his loyal friend Gokudera Hayato and his all smiley friend Yamamoto Takeshi, both four year old.
Gokudera looked grimly at the boy in the cow-printed bodysuit and just sigh before he said: "Just get over it, dumb cow!" and turned away. He clearly did not liked the younger one and the black haired four year old just laughed. It clearly did not helped Jack in this situation and again Jack felt the need to strangle them all or just kick them out of the changing room.
The kids eyes glued on his actions and Jack felt really under pressure. It was his first day in a Daycare and they expect him to deal with poop and diapers? He didn't knew how how to deal with them or let alone how to change that brats diaper! Or anyone's diaper!
Jaeger came to his rescue and strolled casually to Lambo, opened his bodysuit and diaper with swift movements.
Not a good idea.
"Peepee! Peepee!" The boy chanted happily and the urine made direct contact with Jaegers face, whilst Jack had his problems to hold back his laughter.
Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto squealed and fled back to the playground where the other children where.
Jaeger eyes narrowed and he was ready to skin that boy alive and rip off his bodysuit to use it to strangle that kid.
Good thing was that Jack notice it and shoved the other male out of the bathroom and told him to wash himself first and then take care of the children who were at the playground. He had finally found that stupid diaper with an explanation on how to put on a diaper.
He read the instruction and thought it was an easy task. He would so ace that changing diaper thing.
He totally would. Fail was not an option for Jack.
First was to open that bomb, which Jaeger already done it for him. So, the next step was to clean that brats behind. Jack pulled the bomb from Lambo and carefully hold his small legs into the air, so Lambos behind was easier to clean. The man in the baby blue apron pulled a wet towel out of the small packet beside the changing table and wiped the butt. To see better, if he cleaned everything, Jack closed the distant between his face and Lambo's butt.
"Nyahahaha, go and smell Lambo-san's fart of death!"The kid laughed loudly and farted in Jacks face.
Jacks eyes widen in anger and pulled his face away from the smelly butt and could only wonder what that brat had for breakfast. The smell disgusted him and he pulled the kid into the air upside down.
"Kid, if you pull that off again I will hang you like this in front of the Kindergarten." Jack threaten and Lambo instantly went silent and behaved like a good kid.
The rest of the changing went smoothly for both of them.
Jack was surprised that kids had so much energy to play. He and Jaeger supervised them when one of them had enough and then suggested to play Hide and Seek with them.
Chrome, a small, skinny girl with purple hair, which reached her shoulders and a plushie snow owl , refused to play with them because she said her owl would get dirty and she would not put it aside.
Jaeger tried to persuade her.
"Come on little one, the stupid owl can wait and won't run away anyway." The male said with an annoyed face.
"No!" The sweet but small voice replied in a determined tone and the girl shook her head.
Patience, patience, Jaeger said to himself. He was a good caretaker. He really was but some of the children were pissing at him and some of them were really annoying. He glanced to Jack and wondered how he managed to changed that brats diaper and after the diaper incident that brat in the bodysuit was very obedient, or maybe mortified, he didn't knew but that kid did not moved an inch from the Vongola Boss look-alike.
But back to his little problem, which was a small girl and thus meant he could not solve the problem with threats or violent. Jaeger sighed at the small girl. At least she wouldn't piss in his face.
He patted the head of the girl and then felt an incredibly killing intent behind this girl.
It was the pineapple-styled haircut boy, which called Mukuro and was this girls elder brother.
Mukuro slowly walked to them and Chrome looked to him with her huge purple eyes. Her right eyes was covered by an eye patch and her hair. Only her brother and her father knew what really happened to the girls right eye and she wouldn't even let her brother and her father to touch is carelessly. But Jaeger thought she was just cross-eyed and never cared more than necessary.
Jaeger looked to the boy and questioned himself if he should fear him or not. Yes, he had a killing intent, but he did not knew how to hide it well from enemies. Not, that Jaeger considered that boy as a worthy opponent. He was a kid after all and not even strong enough to fight him.
Mukuro turned to Chrome and looked at her with worried eyes.
"What is it, Nagi?"
Why that kid called his sister 'Nagi' was strange and Jaeger just let it slide. He wasn't that curious about brats and their naming. He just wanted her to join the freaking group to play that damn game, was that to much to ask for?
"Mukurowl..." The three year old girl muttered to her two years older brother. He looked at the plushie that their father gave her and then to the, in his eyes' ugly, caretaker. His hetero-chromatic eyes searched for an answer and the he nodded understanding.
"Go away!" he yelled at the older male and tugged his baby sister behind his back, protective.
"For disturbing the peace in this Kindergarten here, I'll bite you both to death" said the six year old to Jaeger and Mukuro, while holding two wooden sticks, which suspicious looked a lot like tonfas. Mukuro just raised his eyes brows and gently shoved his sister to the other kids. Where Hibari got the wooden sticks was beyond Jaegers knowledge and he just guessed they were a present from his father, the prefect of Namimori, Hibari Alaude.
"I'll start with you, Pineapple head!" Hibari said and turned towards Mukuro. Said Pineapple head raised his eyebrow again and chuckled a bit.
"Kufufufu, you sure know how to press the wrong buttons, ne?"
He should stop them and he should be an adult with common sense but nope, he was neither of them. He wanted to see how that damned Kindergarten burn in hell! Well, he liked it dramatic. So, he just sat back and let the kids have their brawl. He would find an excuse why he haven't stopped them, when he had the chance to.
The whole Hide and Seek play was long forgotten as the other children came over to watch their fight, while they followed Jaegers example and just sat down to watch who would win.
Jack was busy with preparing lunch with some others children, which included Kyoko, Haru, Hana, and I-Pin. The girls of the Kindergarten were much less flamboyant than the boys and Jaeger was kinda jealous of Jack that he had the luck to take care of less problematic children. But well, now he could enjoy a good fight between kids and then kick their asses too if he wanted to.
"EXTREME!" yelled the white haired five year old Ryohei and pumped his small fist into the air. His eyes were sparkling with excitement as the boys in front of him exchanged blows after blows.
"I extremely want to join them in ex-ex...existing!"
"Exercising." Corrected Jaeger dryly the younger boy with the loud voice
"That was what I extremely said!" yelled Ryohei again in his ryoheish manner.
"But no, you can't join them" replied the caretaker and put the kid between his legs. Jaeger knew that the brat would run to them if he did not seated him somewhere he could not escape.
There came an flying plush bear, a fork and then some other things, which included the coffee table and tea, which was both used by Small Gia, another caretaker who had his day off.
"Hey, that tea was expensive, be careful with-"
Too late.
Loud clatter filled the room as Jaeger watched the cups of the coffee table fell to the floor. He sighed. Could they don't make so much mess?
Mukuro threw another plush on his opponent and Hibari was about to hit it away with his wooden tonfas as a high-pitched "No" interrupted him in doing so. The self-claimed omnivore caught the plushie snow owl and took a look at it.
The girl, which was Mukuros baby sister, Chrome, ran to Hibari and looked up to him with a teary eye. Jaeger sighed for the nth time for today. He just wanted to enjoy a good fight and that brat has to ruin everything, but he did nothing to stopped that girl, because she was already in front of that boy who already licked blood. He was sure, that Hibari would either hit the girl in the face hard or Mukuro to do something to rescue his baby sister. None of his prophecies happend and he sighed yet again. How boring.
Insteat the boy who was holding the plush just looked a the girl, returned the precious plush to her and patted the head of the younger girl.
Chrome took her owl and cuddled with it until she felt a hand on her head and she looked up to give the boy a heartwarming smile.
Mukuro stood there mortified because his baby sister was interacting with this... this... beast! In front of his eyes! He promised his father to take care of their precious little treasure and now he failed in his mission. He just could not believe it.
At lunch everyone behaved well and nothing interrupted them from taking some delicious food the girls and Jack had prepared for them.
Nap time came and what was the worst for Jaeger and Jack was, that they had to read the children and story. But since everyone was tired form the activities awhile ago, they had not much enegry left to argue about what fairy tale they would hear today.
"Jaeger-tan, read the red riding hood..." Fuuta de la Stella, a small child with light brown hair muttered in a sleepy voice.
"No..." another voice drawled "Snow white please" Hana Kurokawa, a girl with dark locks protested.
"Nuuuu..." again another voice protested but it became a soft snore. The caretakers looked at the children to their feet and grinned at each other. They managed to survive their first day in this shitty Kindergarten.
"Jack-tan... Jaeger-tan..." the children muttered in their sleep.
Well, maybe it wasn't all that shitty, both of them thought but neither spoke a word and only shook their head and they quietly left the room.
When it was time to go home all children were tired and behave very well, because they wanted to come back here again. The Kindergarten and their caretakers were not boring and over-friendly but the did not looked down on them and treated them as individuals and therefore the kids enjoyed it very much and left with an big grin plastered on their small, tired faces. They waved the two good-bye and slowly made their way to the waiting adults.
"How was Kindergarten?" Giotto asked his beloved child as the smaller one tiredly rubbed his eyes and snuggled closer to his daddies warm body.
"Mhhh... It was really fun today..." Tsuna muttered with a small but happy voice. Giotto couldn't help but smile at him and really wonder how that Kindergarten could make Tsuna to go there everyday, because that boy was a bully magnet and did not like to interact with other people, beside the Vongola family.
He would find out later...
Tbc
Well, I hope you enjoyed my hard work. If you do leave a comment. If you did not... well, can't give you your time back.
The Vongola kids are: Tsuna & Guardians, Irie Shoichi, Spanner, Fuuta, Kyoko, Haru, Hana and I-Pin