Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran Highschool Host Club or any of it's characters.
Also, the idea for this story came from a picture I recently found on Google. Hope you enjoy it!
"Shut up you idiot!"
"No, you shut up!" Kaoru yelled back at his brother. He picked up the wooden chair beside himself and chucked it across the room, missing his twin's face by an inch.
Hikaru threw a similar chair back at him, shouting, "You jackass!"
The two continued to fight, paying no mind to their audience; a.k.a the rest of the club. Haruhi questioned, "How did this even start?"
Tamaki shrugged. "We don't know, they were already fighting when we walked in here."
Haruhi nodded, and watched the two continue to attack each other mercilessly. Kaoru nailed Hikaru in the shoulder with a wooden table, causing the brunette to fall to the side; but he didn't give up. He stood, flames seeming to radiate from his figure.
"How dare you actually hit me!" He screamed, completely enraged.
"Well, what do you expect me to do!? Just throw things around you to scare you!?" Kaoru shouted as he chucked another table at his brother. Hikaru dodged at the last second.
Haruhi got a tick mark. The longer they fought the more irritated she became, until she couldn't take it anymore. "KNOCK IT OFF!" The girl screamed at the top of her lungs, effectively stopping the fight. All eyes turned towards her in astonishment.
Hikaru protested angrily, "Oh yeah!? Why should we!?"
"Because, you're irritating her!" Kaoru shot back at him.
"I'm irritating her!? What about you and your ugly ass!?"
"Why you!"
Honey burst out laughing hysterically from Mori's lap, pointing a finger at the two brothers; who were each holding a chair over their shoulders, barely restraining themselves from starting another volley.
"What's so funny!?" The twins cried together.
"You just called Kaoru ugly!" Honey managed to say between fits of laughter.
Both boys got a tick mark. "So!?" They cried in usion, looking as if they would throw their ammo at him instead of at each other.
"You look exactly alike!"
Everyone stood still for a moment as that sunk in. Haruhi gave a short laugh. "Wow, the irony." She said as she rolled her eyes.
Hikaru blushed as he glared daggers at his brother, who was also laughing at him. "Knock it off!" He yelled.
"Hey, I didn't call you ugly." Kaoru stated as he calmed down. "You did."
"Well you made me say it! You should have never pissed me off in the first place!" Hikaru shouted, pointing an accusing finger at his brother.
"I didn't make you do anything." The younger of the two pointed out. He stuck his tongue out at the older, getting a mutual response in return.
Haruhi held her head in her hands and breathed an exasperated sigh. "Will they ever learn to get along?" She asked rhetorically.