Hello and welcome all to The Anime Story! Lots of crack, so brace yourselves kids. Major crossovers in this ranging from Naruto to Harry Potter! This fic was written between five sugar high girls, Bizi, Tsuki, Lexy, Jelly, and Drexa which apparently are the main characters! Each with unique characteristics and interests, making this have unexpected twists and turns! Oh yes, and there will be yaoi/shonen ai so don't flame because you're against certain pairings. There will be OoC too! And lots of it!
On another note, you lucky chaps will come across Matt, not from Death Note, nor Digimon, but from Drama Con! He is only visible to Lexy-chan for a while but at this symbol $$$$ , he reveals himself to the crew, which is in the second chapter :3
And Coco is JB's rough collie that has no magical powers unlike Yoru. She's Lexy's cat whom can speak.
The plot isn't extremely present, but it's there! Look for it, I say!
Disclaimer: All the characters except for Lexy, Jelly, Bizi, Drexa, and Tsuki belong to their creators! Or…actors…
Ok so with that out of the way, let the crack begin!
Crap, I'm constipated! -Ed
#throws laxatives at Ed# Eat, you swine! -Al
o.o #picks them up and slowly eats them# Al…did your kittens make these…? -Ed
Perhaps…-Al
#throws up# -Ed
#runs in and starts dancing in Ed's throw up# -Evelyn
Wtf.. Didn't we kill her? '' -Roxas
Yeah.. -Tsuki
So why didn't she stay dead? -Roxas
I revived her.. -Tsuki
#bashes her head in with a lead pipe# -Sora
Ow. my wenis!!!11!1!lololol -Evelyn
For that reason and that reason only, my friend. -Tsuki
Oh… -Roxas
Roxas…do you have Alzheimer's? -Sora
Perhaps.. -Roxas
#make out session# -Roxas and Sora
SORA! -Riku
Oh, crap! -Sora and Roxas
Awww! You in big trouble! -Lexy-chan
YOU…ME….TALK…NOW!! -Riku
#Sora follows Riku in a dark alley so Riku could yell at him#
Roxas? What about me? -Cassa
What about you? -Roxas
Hi everyone! -Train
TRAIN!! #huggles# -Lexy-chan
Hey Train, where's Eve and Sven? -Tsuki
They're behind me. I ran ahead of them so that I could see Lexy-chan! -Train
THANKS TRAIN! #huggles some more# -Lexy-chan
Well that's weird. -Evelyn
DIE!!! #writes her name in the Death Note like this:
Evelyn Sobel- Dies from HIV/AIDS due to the fact that she's a whore# Raito
Yagami-kun, must you kill her so slowly? -L
True, but she's already dead #looks at dead Evelyn# -Raito
#walks out of random vortex# Damn! Looks like I missed something good. -Bizi-chan
Yeah…where were you? -Lexy-chan
#walks out of random vortex, Random vortex closes# We were in candy mountain! -Brae-kur-a
Bizi…Did you clone yourself? -Raito
Maybe….. -Bizi
Yes she did! See? Brakura's wenitals have copy writes tattooed on them! -Tsuki
'Property of Disney Corp'? -Lexy-chan
I want my clones to be top quality… -Bizi
But for top quality, you need to go to Touchstone Pictures! -PLMGRHIII
PROFESSOR LONGFELLOW MERIWETHER GUSTAV ROBERTSON HOLSTER THE THIRD! -Everyone
Hello kids! It's good to see you! How's Ed? -PLMGRHIII
#throws up again# -Ed
Not too good professor… -Train
#snaps on latex gloves# Then I have some work to do. -PLMGRHIII
So, Bizi, where's Itachi? -Lexy chan
Oh, that whore? Yeah, him and Orochimaru were giving me a lecture on the dangers of tattoos when we went to the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, so I ditched them. -Bizi
You got a tattoo?! -Train
Yeah. Thirteen… -Bizi
. It's everywhere!! -Everyone
#vortex opens#
#Cough cough# God damn Harry Potter! You suck at spells for vortexes! -Orochimaru
Kill the wizard! Kill the wizard! -Itachi
No Itachi…..wait, why are we hanging out again? -Orochimaru
My care-bear doesn't love me anymore. -Itachi
Ah. Yes. I forget -Orochimaru
#vortex closes#
Gosh, we have the whole gang here… -Tsuki
Hey. -Matt
Who? -Train
Nobody! You heard nothing! -Lexy-chan
Ooookay, someone had too much No-fear. -Matt
Quiet you! -Lexy-chan
#vortex opens#
Allo! -Naruto
NARUTO! #huggles# I can't believe it! You're here too?! -Bizi
And look, it's Sasuke! -Braekura
Hey dudes -Sasuke
:D Oh Sasuke! I looooooooove you! -Sakura
Sup homie -Neji
Yo wassup in the hood bitchez! -Rock Lee
Pho 95! -Neji
Pho sho! -Rock Lee
#vortex closes#
#vortex opens#
Oh Louis! We are here! -Lestat
Uhhh, yea… -Louis
Hey Louis Armand
Oh #giggle# Hi! #giggle# -Louis
LOUIS! LITTLE JEALOUS GIRL IN THE ROOM! -Claudia
Get over it -Akashi
#vortex closes#
Wow we have a party going on here! -Train
Yay! -Naruto
Um, sorry to spoil the party, but isn't someone going to bury that body? -Sasuke
#smelly funk -Evelyn's corpse
Dissapeario! -Harry Potter
#gone in a flash!# -Evelyn's corpse
I wanna party! -Sora
Yeah! -Riku
#random music#
I wanna eat waffles! -Matt
Well, what do you want me to do? I can't feed an imaginary friend! -Lexy-chan
HEY! -Bloo
Why is everyone screaming? -PLMGRHIII
We're partying… -Harry Potter
Oh, well, there is a new reason to scream -PLMGRHIII
What's going on? -Sakura
Dr. Frank N Furter has built a device to destroy all waffles, pancakes, and French toast -PLMGRHIII
No! Not the French toast! -Misa
It's up to all of you guys to stop him. God speed, kids. -PLMGRHIII
Wait wait wait. Why can't you stop him? -Tsuki
Because I just finished cleaning a toxic room of vomit and shit. I'm going to Maui. -PLMGRHIII
Let's roll guys! -Itachi
#rolls on ground# -Train
What the bloody hell is going on?! -Drexa
Dr. Frank N Furter is going to destroy all waffles, pancakes, and French toast! -Naruto
Not the waffles!! -Drexa
What about the French toast? -Misa
Shut up Misa, no one cares about your fugly STD'd body -Raito
#sobs and runs away# -Misa
We must rescue the waffles! -Tsuki
Indeed, or the world will become an emo butt -Sasuke
Look who's talking emo child -Sora
Shut up hoe! -Sakura
#flies away on random moogle carrying him# -Sora
I like pie toes! -Al
Wtf? -Roxas
Everyone! Make haste for every second wasted a waffle could be killed! TO THE POCKY MOBILE! -Bizi
#everyone goes to a large box where pocky mobile is kept#
……Wtf is that? -Train
Never insult the POCKY MOBILE! -Lexy-chan
But how are we all going to fit on that? -Drexa
-Pocky Mobile is a red motor scooter with pocky box on the neck and has butterflies stickers-
We elect three people to go! -Itachi
I vote Ed! -Tsuki
Why me?? -Ed
'Cuz you'll fit nicely on it -Neji
Okay, who else? -Bizi
Train! -Lexy-chan
Sasuke! 33 -Sakura
I hate you... -Sasuke
Righty 'o, now go to Dr. Frank N Furter's wh-er I mean hideout! -Itachi
#they leave in scooter singing the Cloud Song except for Sasuke who is smoking cancer sticks#
STOP SINGING MY SONG DAMMIT!!! -Cloud
Cloud-kun! #glomps him# -Drexa
Umm… hi..? -Cloud
#sniffs Clouds hair#….you smell like cake…#starts gnawing his hair# -L
Get the hell off of me! -Cloud
DOG PILE! -Rock Lee
#everyone tackles on Cloud#
What are you guys doing to my uke? -Sephy
Cloud and Sephy are lovers! -Lexy-chan
No duh! Now get OFF ME! -Cloud
Oops, sorry #everyone gets off#
T.T #sniffs# -Naruto
Aww, what's the matter, Naru-chan? -Bizi-chan
ToT I MISS MY SASUKE-CHAN! cries - Naruto
Aww #huggles# don't cry! I still love you! -Bizi-chan
TOT #cries harder# -Naruto
Don't worry, Naruto… T-T They're going to be back… #cries# -Lexy-chan
What's the matter, Lex? -Matt
TT I MISS TRAIN! -Lexy-chan
-.-;; Ok, who is this Train and why do you miss him so much?! -Matt
. um…#stops crying# he's just this guy I idolize, that's all. -Lexy-chan
. ok…w'ever -Matt
:D #In the Castle of Oblivion# #Plays theme song to team Rocket# -Xemnas
#da da da DA!# (like from Legend of Zelda)
Featuring a new member, Jelly Bean(JB) -Xemnas
XX Aww, I lost THE gAmE. -JB
#fart# -Naruto
:( So, we broke foo'. How we'z gunna make some dough? -Luxord
B) Well, I was planning on making a production line of batteries. Yes, I said batteries. -JB
WTF?! How we'z gunna make some mad dough off tat, foo?! -Luxord
Well, I was doing my homework and it said 'Twilight Batteries'. I don't know why, but you guys came to mind… -JB
So now we're evil twilight peoples that are emo, is that right my good friend? -Itachi
Where did you come from? -Captain Quark
P WTF?! WHERE'D THE HELL YOU COME FROM FOO?! UR FROM A VIDEO GAME! -Lexy-chan
#farts# -Naruto
What the heck Naruto?! AND everyone else! Get the heck out of my house! -Xemnas
Fine! -Naruto, Captain Quark, Itachi
Lexy-chan is awesome so she can stay! -Xemnas
#Vortex Opens#
:) Hi! Sup Homies! -Tsuki
:) Allo chaps! -Drexa
BD Foshizzle! -Bizi-chan
Hi everyone! #hugs# welcome to my domain! -JB
Wait, isn't domain the x on graph? -Axel
Yes Ass-hole, but I'm not talking 'bout that! -JB
Well fine you stupid…stupid…wolf girl! -Axel
#burp# -JB
?? Why did you burp? -Demyx
:D Because I just ate dinner! -JB
3 But how is that possible? You were here! -Demyx
Because I can go into two worlds; your world and mine. -JB
Well…..Okay. Can I have some, 'cuz I'm hungry… -Demyx
NO! -JB
Why?! Demyx
Because there is no more. Make your own you lazy bum! -JB
But your mom made it! So you're the lazy bum around here! -Demyx
No! I challenge you to a duel! #takes out Yu-Gi-Oh cards# -JB
I accept your challenge! #takes out cards# -Demyx
-- Later --
I won! -JB
Man….wait. No you didn't! -Demyx
How foo?! -JB
Because….-Demyx
…Yes? JB
xD BECAUSE I LOST THE GAME! -Demyx
Dx NOOO! -JB
Stop gitten' off topic foo and tellz us how we gonna gets the money! -Luxord
'Oh, sorry! Well anyways, about the batteries….I was thinking that we could name them 'Twilight Batteries'. -JB
Yo mans that foo is shou stupid yo! -Luxord
Well there's always plan B…-JB
What's that? -Xaldin
;-; Aww! You missed our discussion! -JB
:( No I was here the whole time…-Xaldin
Sure…-JB
#pooooooooooooooots# WHOO DOGGIE! That was a big one right there baby! #poot# -Naruto
Hut the well!? I thought you left! -JB
Naruto, do you have gas problems? -Sasuke
Sasuke-kun, where'd you come from? -Lexy-chan
Naruto's mom! -Sasuke
NO! -Lexy-chan
#poots# Maybe….#poot# #poot# -Naruto
Well then, you need Gas-X! -Drexa
'3' What's that? #poot#Naruto
Oo You don't know what it is?!gasps -Tsuki
No….#pooot# -Naruto
#spoken in deep English voice# Gas-X makes you think less about gas, then neutralizes the gas! -DiZ
OH! #farts# -Naruto
Well anyway, plan B was….I was thinking we could….-JB
Yes? -Everyone
Well we could… -JB
WHAT DAMN IT ALL?! -Itachi
I was thinking we could wash dished at some hobo restaurant! -JB
Did I hear the word hoe?? -Don Imus
HOE! HOE! HOE! -Don Imus
#bark# -Coco
Aww! Hi Coco! I wuv you!#huggles# -JB
Hiya everyone! -Yoru-sama
Hi! -Everyone
-- Back to saving the waffles! --
Where are we going? -Ed
I don't know, ask Train -Sasuke
We have to go to Tiki Beach! (eww) -Train
All right, then lets ride! #revs' and goes faster# -Ed
-- Back to the other part --
Yoru, stop beggin' for food! -Lexy-chan
uu Sorry Lexy-chan -Yoru-sama
Anyway, Itachi, where did you say they had to go? -Lexy-chan
- They who? -Itachi
Train, Ed, and Sasuke -Lexy-chan
TOT SASUKE-CHAN!! -Naruto
They had to go to Tiki Beach -Itachi
Where is that? -Tsuki
It's on Tiki Island of course! -Itachi
Ooookay, but where is that? -Lexy-chan
It's right off the coast of Taco Land. -Itachi
Yay! Kitty and tacos! This is the best day EVA! -Al
Well, lets go help them! -Drexa
uu We cannot, for we have no transportation. -Itachi
L, can't you ask Watari to drive us? -Raito
Yes I can #calls Watari# He said he'll be here in 10 minutes. -L
Hey, L? -JB
Yes, Jelly? -L
Why is your shirt stained? -JB
Me and Yagami-kun shared a cake! -L
Yep, and it was good! -Raito
oo Aww, kawaii!(cute) -Lexy-chan
uu' You think all yaoi is cute. -Matt
Yes I do! . Better than Yuri! -Lexy-chan
#plays 'Puff the Magic Dragon' theme for horn# -Watari
. '' WTF? -everyone
' I forgot about that. I meant to change it! -L
uu' Sure you did, kitsune (lover). -Raito
Well I did! But I changed my mind -L
Well, let's stop yakin' and save the world! -Yoru-sama
#bark bark# -Coco
Yea, let's move! -Tsuki
#everyone gets in the van#
#starts singing 'Mission Impossible' theme for an hour# -Raito
RAITO!! -Tsuki
Yes? -Raito
STOP FRIGGIN SINGING! -Tsuki
u-u Alright… #sits quietly# -Raito
#farts out of nowhere# -Naruto
NARUTO! -Lexy-chan
What? #farts# -Naruto
#in a country accent# Somebody open a winda'! -Lexy-chan
#tries to open one# It won't open! -Bizi-chan
We're gonna DIE!! -Drexa
#screams# -Sakura
SHUT UP! -Raito
Watari, can you please open the windows? -L
They isn't openin'! Y'all are just gon'hafta deal wit' the funk! -Watari
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#an hour later#OOOOOOOOO! -Matt and Lexy-chan
#farts again# sorry -Naruto
EWWWW! -everyone
#passes out# -Drexa and Sakura
Exponus Gastrolum! #everyone has gas masks on# -Harry Potter
…..wtf? . When did you get here? -Itachi
I hopped inside your pocket 'o course! -Harry Potter
--'' I just had to get the extra large pockets… -Itachi
#beep# We're at Taco Land! -Watari
We are? -Naruto
Nope! -Watari
-- 3 hours Later --
#playing Patty Cake# -Tsuki, Neji and Rock Lee
#poots# -Naruto
GAS MASKS – INITIATE! -Everyone
#eating kibble# -Coco and Yoru
#suddenly stops the car# -Watari
#kibble flies everywhere#
Ow, my eyeball! -Raito
#eats kibble out of Raito's eye# L
What happened? o.o Lexy-chan
I accidentally drove into the ocean three times...don't worry though, Spiderman saved us! Watari
All three times?! Lexy-chan
No only the second time. Naruto's helium-induced farts helped us get on dry land again Watari
--'' Great… -Lexy-chan
So where are we now? -Tsuki
No idea! -Watari
..'' -Everyone
Watari, you're fired!! -L
But I have a three year contract! -Watari
Uh-oh.. -L
…Everyone
#is using Watari's contract as a bib# -L
Ryuuzaki?! -Everyone except Raito
What? My shirt needed protection… -L
STOP YELLING AT MY KITSUNE! -Raito
STOP YELLING AT US FOR YELLING AT RYUUZAKI! -Lexy-chan
STOP YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING AT YOU FOR YELLING AT RYUUZAKI-CHAN! -Raito
STOP YELLING OVER ME! even though it's really sweat Yagami-kun -L
uu Sorry, Ryuuzaki-sama -Lexy and Raito
I forgive you two -L
D : Excuse me but I have to use the potty -Watari
'Tay, we'll wait -Drexa
#gets out of car and runs to cactus farm# -Watari
Is he blind or just stupid? -Naruto
Watari-san can be a bit oblivious some time. It's the age… -L
Ahh… -Everyone
SHIT! -Sakura
What? -Lexy-chan
I left my medications at home…. -Sakura
Is that all? -Naruto
Baka! If she doesn't taker her medicine every two hours she'll start acting like a mental brat! -Itachi
#starts writing in his Death Note# -Raito
Umm..what are you doing? -Tsuki
-.- What does it look like? -Raito
Yo mama, that's what! -Bizi
I hate Mondays… -Tsuki
So, did you want to know who's in my Death Note? -Raito
Yes, of course ! -Tsuki
#Sakura – suicide# -Death Note
Nice…. -Sasuke
Oh no, we're out of pie! -Bizi
We're out of pie?! I can't go on like this! #runs and jumps off a cliff# -Sakura
Oooookaaaay… -Tsuki
You wanna grab something to eat? Bizi
Sure Raito
#everybody goes to a restaurant and see that Lexy-chan , Akasha, Ryuk and Train have already arrived#
How spicy do you want your chang sauce? -Towelie
Um, can we just order? -Akasha
Is something wrong? Manager
Yeah, we've been trying to order, but your waiter has been stirring chang sauce for the last fifteen minutes! -Train
Dude, I have no idea what's going on right now…. -Towelie
See? He's clueless! -Train
Who are you calling shoeless? You're shoeless! -Towelie
Well, you're a towel! -Ryuk
You're a towel! -Towelie
No Towelie, you're a towel. -Lexy-chan
And you're fired! -Manager
Yeah! -Towelie
I meant you, Towelie. -Manager
Aoh….-Towelie
#long awkward silence#
You wanna get high? -Towelie
No…. -Train
#long awkward silence#
You sure? -Towelie
xO Get out Towelie! -Manager
' Okay, that was awkward -Lexy-chan
You could say that again -Akashi
Hey, where's Misa-chan? -L
Who? -Raito
-- Back on Island --
Guys?! Where did you go? -Misa
-- Back to scene --
IDK and IDC! -Raito
Train, lets party! -Lexy-chan
:3 OKAY! -Train
#'My Shiny Teeth and Me' plays#
OMG! CHIP SKYLARK! all the girls, Sasuke, Naruto, and Train
-.-;; Why me? -Raito
Don't worry, my seme. They'll get worn out eventually -L
#they all dance for 3 hours straight to the same song#
T.T Why me?!? -Raito
Don't worry, my seme. They'll get worn out eventually -L
ToT You said that last time! -Raito
But I mean it this time! Look! #points to dancing people who are on the floor trying to catch their breath#- L
That was fun! -Lexy-chan
Yea#huff# We should #huff# do it #huff# again! -Train
O.O NO!! -Raito and L
uu Aww man! -Lexy and Train
#starts rolling on the floor# -Train
TRAIN! How many times have I told you to not roll on the ground?! -Lexy-chan
ummm….none? -Train
uu' Just don't do it again, ok? -Lexy-chan
Hai, Lexy-chan! -Train
Hey! I'm still hungry! #tummy growls# -Naruto
I have some food back in the car, if you want some. -L
MmmMMm….otay! -Naruto
#everyone goes to the car#
:3 I left them in the trunk -L
-.- #opens trunk# -Raito
O-O ZOMK! -L
Wha-le gasp -Drexa
''Hey guys -Ed
Dx You ate my stash of cake you BASTARD! #sobs# -L
Sorry but I couldn't last another minute without food so I got attracted to the scent of sweets in here -Ed
My precious…cakes… -L
Don't worry Ryuuzaki, we'll get you some cakes after this is over #hugs# -Raito
Thanks…Raito-kun -L
So I can see that we've reunited with our fellow heroes that were sent to go kill Dr. Frank N Furter -Drexa
:D Yea, so now we can get him together! -JB
Mmmhmm -Lexy-chan
Dx But we couldn't find the place… -Sasuke
It's okay, I know the way -Bizi-chan
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU COME?!? Ed, Train, and Sasuke
It would be fun to see how far you three got -Bizi-chan
. …bitch…..-Sasuke
Oh! How I missed you Sasuke-kun! -Naruto
#Sasuke and Naruto start making out on floor#
Aww, how cute! -Lexy-chan
- Yea -Bizi chan
Nii-chan! #glomps Ed and crushes him# -Al
x.x ….Al.. you're killing me. . -Ed
Oh, sorry nii-chan #gets up# -Al
Okay, yeah….very touching and all but we have to save the waffles now! -JB
Oops….oh hey where did you guys leave the pocky mobile:o -Bizi-chan
Ummm.. -Ed, Train, and Sasuke
--FLASH BACK--
Hey watch out! Train
#dodges rock# -Ed
Sorry, I'm just getting a….little..#falls asleep# -Ed
Wake up you ass! -Sasuke
#drives into ocean# -Ed
#wakes up# Wah?! Wah happe- ….eww I'm all wet… -Ed
Everyone get out! -Train
#everyone jumps off P.M.#
Well we can probably pull it out.. -Ed
#random Gyarados eats P.M.#
oo -Sasuke, Train, and Ed
Shit…. -Ed
--FLASH BACK ENDS--
Well that's the first part. Decided to split this up into chapters since it's so long. Please review and tell us what you think!