AUTHOURS NOTE: hey guys. this is my 1st evar fanfic so be nice! I'm not v good a spelling and grammar but i tried my best so pleasseee be nice. im rlly proud of this fic so PLEASE :D love you guts :) xxoxo

It was raining. it always rained in gotham. I liked it though. i like the rain and the wind and storms. i just got back from my date with bruce wayne. he took me to a fancy restaurant and after we went to a scary movie. we met at one of his partys and have been dating ever since! I had to walk home which was a long way to walk. I had to walk through the narrows. other people are scared of the narrows but im not. the narrows is scared of me. i pulled my hood up and switched my ipod on. i put on some really loud, dark music. i couldnt stand any of that mainstream shit. it was all too happy.

"hello beautiful lady." a creepy voice said from behind me. i froze. my hand went to the knife in my bag. i always carry it incase i need to kill someone or hurt them. when i hurt people though i usually go overboard and end up killing them anyway. it's like im a different person. but i dont feel bad about it.

"fuck off." i spat angryily as i stomped down the ally way. the man grabbed me by the hood of my cloak. i gasped and spun around. he looked down at what i was wearing. a long black cloak with really really short leather shorts and a lacy black top that showed my belly button which had a diamond belly bar in, my shoes are black and leather and go up to my knees. I pull out my knife and stab him in the shoulder but he doesnt move. I gasp as he slams me againt the wall. my long black hair waves out around me before falling back down to tickly my lower back.

"your so sexy." the man said as he touches my butt. only bruce was alowd to do that! I struggled against him but it was no use. maybe he had super powers. it wouldnt surprise me in gotham.

"I dont think you should mess with her-ah" a voice said. I couldnt help but shiver. that voice was so sexy. the man gasped and spun around to se... the joker! I felt scared for a second but then i got over it. It was just the joerk. I didnt know why everyone was scared of him. he was hot. he pulls out a gun and shoots the man between the eyes. "I dont usually use guns but i wanted to save you." he explains as he cleans his gun

"why?" I ask.

"Cos you're beautiful and a beautiful lady should be mine." He says with a wink .

"but i have a boyfriend. I'm dating bruce wayne!" i gasp. The joker looks sad for a second and i want to say sorry but i have bruce.

my phone rings. it sings Airoplanes by hayley williams and bob. I love Hayley Willams . People sayu I look like her but with black, long, hair. and I'm not so short. i can sing like her as well but i'm too busy dating bruce and school work to join a band or anything. i look down at my phone and see that it's bruce calling.

"it's bruce." I sigh.

"i'll see you again, beautiful." the joker says before dissapearing into the night