List of ways to upset Jack Sparrow
1. Burn all the food, the shade, the rum
2. steal his jar of dirt
a woman slap him in the face, and tell him it serves him right
his hat in front of him
him that the true captain of the Black Pearl is Hector Barbossa, not his rum with Coca-Cola
his rum with Coca-Cola
him to watch the anime, One Piece and tell him how much he reminds you of Monkey D luffy
him that Cutler Beckett is one of the good guys, then when Beckett comes round, help Beckett blow up his ship
9. as well as stealing the jar of dirt, give it back to Davy Jones along with Jones' heart and the dead man's chest
10. purposefully sink him as well as the Black Pearl if the Kraken attacks his ship
11. Shave off his moustache in his sleep
12. ruin a wedding he's attending
13. turn him, Elizabeth and Will Turner into the royal navy
14. if your part of his crew, betray him to the East India Trading Co.